I've tried and I've tried but I'm still mystified. I can't do it anymore and I'm not satisfied.
OK so they're forcing us to play tonight. No, it's not optional, it's on the schedule and stuff. But, after dealing away about 1/4 of the active roster this past weekend you might not even be able to tell all the players With a scorecard so the mystery of who is actually on the 26-man roster will presumably reveal itself over the next dozen hours or so.
The Guardians, currently in 2nd place in the AL Central 3 games behind the ChiSox, pitch well (8th lowest RA/G) but score even less than the Mets (29th in RS/G)
A pair of lefties match up in the opener as Sean Manaea and Joey Cantillo [23 starts, 3.88 ERA / 1.45 WHIP] will find a game ball sitting on their locker room stool when they arrive at the ballpark.
As a side note on Cleveland's starters, five guys [Cantillo, Gavin Williams, Tanner Bibee, Slade Cecconi, and Parker Messick*] have started 112 of the team's 113 games this season. Seeing that makes me wonder what color the sky is in a world where that kind of thing happens.
* btw, I'm thinking that not many of you had a lot of Tanners, Slades, Parkers, or Gavins as part of your grade school classrooms. Just a guess.