="DocTee":1a4lj3x4]This is the first time I ever heard that-- what a moron.[/quote:1a4lj3x4] Really? of all the dramatic things ............ DocTee May 05 2008 06:52 PM While 3000 miles is a long way from the NY baseball orbit, it's far enough to keep me insulated from that crap. Rockin' Doc May 05 2008 07:23 PM DocTee - "This is the first time I ever heard that-- what a moron." It was my first time hearing that clip as well. I plan on it also being the last. AG/DC May 06 2008 07:23 AM Happy anniversary, Suzyn and Roger MFS62 May 06 2008 07:46 AM I never noticed before (because I've been thankfully successful in avoiding looking at her), but Suzyn seems to have learned her makeup technique from Vampira. Later soupcan May 06 2008 08:05 AM I was thinking Mr. Spock's sister. Methead May 06 2008 08:15 AM Homer! You've got it set on "whore!" Willets Point May 06 2008 08:33 AM Clemens is channeling Dick Cheney in that pic. seawolf17 May 15 2008 12:11 PM Page 2 Quiz ]7. According to McCready's mother, Gayle Inge, whom did Clemens ask for permission to have a relationship with McCready? (a) McCready's father, Tim ( His wife HA! AG/DC May 28 2008 07:43 AM Stop digging, Roger. Clemens adds to lawsuit against McNamee NEW YORK - Roger Clemens amended his defamation suit against Brian McNamee on Tuesday, adding a new claim of "intentional infliction of emotional distress." Clemens' attorneys also filed a 39-page response to the motion to dismiss that McNamee's lawyers made on March 4. Clemens claims McNamee, his former personal trainer, was "malicious and grossly negligent" when McNamee told baseball investigator George Mitchell last year that Clemens had used steroids and human growth hormone. Clemens also said McNamee defamed him when he repeated his accusations to SI.com. Much of the filing was filled with the legal rationale for why a Texas court should have jurisdiction over McNamee, a New York resident. "When a person who is not a resident of the state of Texas intentionally defames a Texas resident, it is fair and should be expected that they have to defend their conduct in a Texas court before a Texas jury," Joe Roden, one of Clemens' lawyers, said in a telephone interview. Mr. Zero May 28 2008 08:42 AM ]"When a person who is not a resident of the state of Texas intentionally defames a Texas resident, it is fair and should be expected that they have to defend their conduct in a Texas court before a Texas jury" geez. whats next? Pistols at dawn? metsguyinmichigan Jun 10 2008 09:58 AM [url:qij7328c]http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/06/09/2008-06-09_source_roger_clemens_host_of_athletes_po.html[/url:qij7328c] Yikes. Is there anything this guy wasn't taking? And how does he wear a cup? That's gotta hurt. Explains the whole "My goodness gracious!" thing. metirish Jun 11 2008 09:47 AM Rockin' Doc Dec 29 2008 07:38 PM Hospital to remove Clemens' name ESPN.com news services HOUSTON -- The Roger Clemens Institute for Sports Medicine, which opened in January 2007, will no longer carry the embattled pitching great's name. The Memorial Hermann Hospital Health Care System announced Saturday that Clemens' name will be removed, effective Thursday, as the fallout from the Mitchell report continues to haunt the winner of 354 major league games and seven Cy Young awards. The facility will be renamed the Memorial Hermann Sports Medicine Institute. In its statement, the hospital said the decision to take off Clemens' name was made "to better reflect its commitment to all sports and athletes" and that "the move reflects the desire to promote the broad range of sports medicine services and programs offered by Memorial Hermann." In November, the New York Daily News reported that Clemens has been asked to end his involvement with a charity golf tournament in Houston that he has hosted for four years. Although Clemens helped raise millions of dollars for the charities associated with the event, the Giff Nielsen Day of Golf for Kids was held Nov. 11 at Houston's Shadow Hawk Golf Club without him. Despite its move to disassociate itself with the pitcher, Memorial Hermann Hospital said "Roger Clemens remains committed to working with us to champion youth sports and develop aspiring baseball players." Clemens donated $3 million to Memorial Hermann for a pediatric wing at Memorial Hermann's Children's Hospital. Clemens has denied using performance-enhancing drugs since he was identified in former U.S. Sen. George Mitchell's report on drug use in baseball. He filed a defamation lawsuit last January against his former trainer, Brian McNamee, who claims he injected Clemens with steroids and human growth hormone. Federal prosecutors also are looking into whether Clemens committed perjury when he testified under oath in front of a congressional committee that he never used PEDs. Clemens is eligible for Hall of Fame election in 2013, but McNamee's allegations may have irreparably damaged Clemens' chances of induction. Clemens has since filed a defamation lawsuit against McNamee. Information from The Associated Press was used in this report. A Boy Named Seo Dec 30 2008 08:48 AM How many peeps in the last couple of years freaked the hell out when their doc sent them to the Roger Clemens Institute for Sports Medicine to get their wonky knee fixed? MFS62 Dec 31 2008 06:40 AM I'm probably the last person to support Clemens. But that's not right. I mean, he was involved in "sports medicine", ... sorta'. Later themetfairy Jan 01 2009 07:24 AM The Dugout[/url:vderl61m] has some fun at Roger's expense. Benjamin Grimm Jan 19 2009 08:17 AM As I type this, there are 25 hours and 44 minutes left in the Bush presidency. My guess is that he WON'T pardon Roger Clemens. But we'll find out for sure soon enough. Edgy DC Jan 19 2009 09:09 AM Can you pardon without a conviction? Would seem kind of perverted to me. Benjamin Grimm Jan 19 2009 09:12 AM Ford pardoned Nixon before he was convicted of anything. Edgy DC Jan 19 2009 10:52 AM Excellent point. Ford, however, still waits beyond the grave for a pardon for those horrid yellow curtains. metsguyinmichigan Jan 19 2009 11:32 AM ="Edgy DC":u450chyv]Excellent point. Ford, however, still waits beyond the grave for a pardon for those horrid yellow curtains. [/quote:u450chyv] Said yellow curtains are depicted joyously in the Oval Office recreation in the Ford Museum across the street! It's actually pretty cool. They have audio tapes of a typical day playing as you enter. Edgy DC Mar 11 2009 01:45 PM Col. Mustard did it in the Jacuzzi with the syringe. Centerfield Mar 11 2009 02:10 PM I would have gone with: "Clemens gets it in the ass at the Yankee Stadium Hottub" Fman99 Mar 11 2009 02:12 PM Oh my, he sullied the Cathedral! Gosh. metirish Mar 11 2009 02:16 PM "Of all the dramatic things I have seen Roger Clemens standing in George Steinbrenners hot tub taking it in the ass"