I dated another teacher back during my days of slavery in the public school system. She was a brickhouse, but didn't take breakups well. She stalked me around Watertown for a couple of months afterwards, tried to throw a pregnancy scare into me (falsely), and generally was a pain in the ass. Fuck you, to the temptation of shapely women, alcohol and proximity. And fuck you, Candy, and your porn star name and your love of Beanie Babies and hanging out in parking lots waiting for me to come home, you nutty nut you. LOL....dying over here too.