http://dmdb.org/lyrics/benny.bell.html#ikey Ikey and Mikey were digging in a well, Said Ikey to Mikey, "I hope you go to Hel- -en's birthday party, you will be quite a hit." Said Mikey to Ikey, "I think you're full of shi- -sh-ke-bab and pizza, and you drink a lot of tea, And every hour on the hour you have to make a pe- -anut butter sandwidge, to feed your hungry heart, But when you eat those Boston beans you always leave a far- -eign letter in my mailbox- you're a crazy man, Sometimes I get so angry I could kick you in the can- -dy store and hold your head, beneath the water tap, 'Cause when you say you're sorry, that's just a lot of cra- -bgrass, my buddy, so if you're really wise, You'll ask me no more questions and I'll tell you no more lies."