The more I think about it, I think they can never tell the truth on TV. Joe Buck: Hello everyone, along with Tim McCarver and Centerfield, we are live at Shea Stadium for Game 1 of the NLCS. Tim, let's talk about today's pitching matchup. For the Mets, Orlando Hernandez tries to re-capture his past success. McCarver: El Duque has been uneven this year, but New Yorkers know that come October, he becomes a Big Game pitcher who- CF: Excuse me Tim, actually, there's very little evidence to show that El Duque performs any differently in any particular type of situation...and if in fact, there is any discrepancy, it is likely a product of small sample size rather than any ascertainable personality trait. McCarver: Um, ok. But New York fans will remember his incredible performance in the 1998 post-season. Mets fans will be hoping... CF: Actually, Tim, sorry to interrupt again, that was eight years ago. And while Met fans will be hoping for a repeat performance, a handful of starts from nearly a decade ago is hardly a better indicator of tonight's performance than the 30 starts he has made this season, and this season he has been inconsistent with his control. (uncomfortable silence) Joe Buck: Putting aside the pitching for the moment, Tim, tell us how these teams match up against each other. Can the Mets, who rely so much on the home run, have any success here in the post-season? McCarver: Yes, and no, while the Mets power is certainly formidable, to have success in the post-season, the Mets will have to manufacture runs- CF: Actually, again sorry Tim, there's nothing that suggests a team is any less likely to score runs via home runs in the post-season than in any regular season game. McCarver: Yes, but the Mets will be facing more formidable pitching than they have at other points- CF: Actually, history suggests that not only is there no magic formula for winning in the post-season, there is no real good indicator of who will win the series...not even regular season records. In fact, the entire post-season is somewhat of a crapshoot, so although we have 20 minutes of pre-game to fill, we really cannot give you any meaningful analysis. (more uncomfortable silence) CF: I mean, I'm just saying. Joe Buck: And look, there’s Teeny Sitcomstar, from the Fox Hit Series...