ESPN, citing a police report, said that in addition to carrying a handgun and wearing a bulletproof vest, she also entered the home with a hatchet, an expandable baton, a taser and a knife. That reminds me of the old joke in which the mob boss tells the underling, "I want you to poison him, stab him, shoot him, chain him to a piano and drop him in the river. Oh yeah, and make it look like an accident." Later