Trachsel My Tears wrote: they took it up another step and canonized Jeter. Now, HERE is a concept. I'm imagining a great big cannon, like from the Civil War, sitting at home plate, pointing out towards the deepest part of CF, and them lighting this cartoonish fuse, all sparkling and shit, and the stands filled to standing-room, chanting the countdown "10, 9, 8..." concluding with the Captain making a spectacular takeoff, as John Sterling intones in his robotic fashion, "It is high, it is far...." And Suzyn Waldman will shriek, "OH MY GAWD! Derek Jeter is in the bleachers!" Later