My next door neighbor works for Aramark (or the like) in our middle school cafeteria. I saw her before and asked, "why no school today?" and she said, 'duh, Kev, it's Tabloid Cover Derby Day!" I was so embarrassed. This is classic: [FIMG=550]https://leaptoad.com/mets/covers/images/2023/spacestation.jpg[/FIMG]