Benjamin Grimm

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Lagares' safe call at first was reversed after a challenge, so the inning was over and the run didn't score.

Campbell 0.9 Carlyle 0.7 Cuddyer 0.7 d'Arnaud 0.7 deGrom 4.2 Flores 1.6 Lagares 0.5 ATorres 0.7

The obvious sing-along choice for Mets games is Meet the Mets, with the full "butcher and baker" lyrics.

Blevins 0.5 Campbell 1 Colon 5 Cuddyer 0.75 Duda 0.5 Familia 0.5 Lagares 1 Murphy 0.75

Voting for Wednesday night's win over Philadelphia will close this weekend, but not before 10 a.m. on Saturday. Schaefer POTG 4/15/15 - Mets 6, Phillies 1

Fman99 wrote: Hot chick rides talking/singing horse, inducing erections. Fortunately, not from the horse!

Blevins 0.5 Campbell 1 Cuddyer 2 Duda 2 Familia 0.75 Flores 3 CTorres 0.75

Maybe I'm alone in this, but I don't mind the four-minute delay for the challenge. It made for compelling television, with a nice sense of suspense. My wife, who really doesn't care about baseball at all, put down what she was doing and was drawn in, watching the different replay angles and trying to determine what the right call was. (For the record, I thought Ichiro was safe, so I couldn't be too upset when the call was reversed.)

Voting for Tuesday night's win over the Phillies will close on Friday morning, some time after 10 a.m. Schaefer POTG 4/14/15 - Mets 6, Phillies 5

I agree. (Maybe not about the 102 wins, but about the rest of it.) I'd like to see the Mets play at about a .550 pace during the weeks that Wright is out. If they can do that, it will mean that they have the depth to weather his absence. This is an amazingly home-grown team. Look at all of the prominent players who have never been in a big league game for any team other than the Mets: Wright, Duda, Murphy, d'Arnaud, Flores, Harvey, Niese, deGrom, Gee, Lagares, Familia, Tejada, Montero.

Campbell 0.5 Cuddyer 0.5 d'Arnaud 1 Duda 1 Lagares 1 Niese 4 ATorres 1 CTorres 1

SCHAEFER METS PLAYERS OF THE WEEK, 2015 Week ending April 11, 2015: Travis d'Arnaud, 4.86 points.

I'm sorry, but 42 is totally Ron Hodges.

Frayed Knot wrote: In the meantime, re: Wright's DL time, I'd like to see Cuddyer get some time at 3B clearing room for some starts in the OF for Nieuwy & M'berry I think I like that. Cuddyer's played 174 big league games at third base. I'd rather see Nieuwenhuis or Mayberry replace Wright in the lineup than Tejada or Campbell.

Cuddyer ready to go! #relief

Terry Collins, by dipping his toes into his fifth season as Mets manager has moved ahead of Gil Hodges and into fourth place for number of Mets games managed: Davey Johnson 1012 Bobby Valentine 1003 Joe Torre 709 Terry Collins 656 Gil Hodges 649 Yogi Berra 588

Voting for Monday's "non-Harvey" home opener will close on Thursday morning, some time after 10 a.m. Schaefer POTG 4/13/15 - Mets 2, Phillies 0

Any word on Cuddyer? I assume he's "day to day"?

I can see the argument for not moving Flores from short. If he stays there, Tejada can play second and Murphy can play third. I'm not crazy about Tejada's bat replacing Wright's in the lineup. If it looks like he's going to be out much more than 15 days, then they should consider Reynolds, and find someone to bump from the 40-man. (Carlyle, perhaps?)