Friday the 13th IGT: Mets @ Rockies 5/13/16

[Zvon]

Wow, Matts starting his nightlife early tonight.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

2 runs ain't nothing in this building, so we got nothing so far but need nothing to get right back in.

[Zvon]

MLBtv only 21 seconds behind on the radio & twitter tonight. Fuck you Adam Rubin!

I mean thank you for the info.

5-2 Stones

[Fman99]

Blevins getting it done. Car-Go looks pretty beatable there against a lefty.

[Centerfield]

This team is fucking irritating this week.

[Zvon]

We're gonna need some DudaBoMbS!

[Zvon]

Adam Rubin ?@AdamRubinESPN 4m4 minutes ago
The 11 hits allowed by Harvey were the second most in his career. Most was 13 against Detroit in 2013.

Once again fuck you Rubin and thanks for the info.

[Zvon]

Adam Rubin ?@AdamRubinESPN 5m5 minutes ago
That 13-hit performance by the Tigers in 2013 was Harvey's last start before the Tommy John surgery.

Okay Rubin, shut the fuck up.

[Frayed Knot]

Zvon wrote: We're gonna need some DudaBoMbS!

Or, y'know, maybe a hit.

[Zvon]

Frayed Knot wrote: Zvon wrote: We're gonna need some DudaBoMbS! Or, y'know, maybe a hit.

Gray becomes a Koufax. That's what makes it irritating. And those other Metly things, like giving up hits to .172 batters for an RBI and allowing pitchers who never ever ever had a hit in their career to get one. We should be used to it.

[Zvon]

Wright's excellent (could that have been an overhand) throw goes unnoticed.

[Centerfield]

It's been a shit week of baseball. Noah helped mask it but this team has sucked offensively all week.

Need a 12 run inning here.

[Zvon]

...DudaBoMbS

[Edgy MD]

Gonzalez looked like he never played outfield before on that play.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Conforto says I can triple too, yo...

[Zvon]

Conforto triBOOM!

Wow, his first. Niiiice.

[Fman99]

That's a shitty K there.

[Edgy MD]

Going down on a meatball, Lucas. A hanger and a half.

[Zvon]

Boooo. Looking. Look at this Duda. It's a fingerbOmB.


Disclaimer: I would never give a Mets player the finger IRL.


OE: ...maybe Jerry Grote.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Teamwide slump.

need bloop, bloop, blast

[Zvon]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Teamwide slump. need bloop, bloop, blast

I'm not feeling it tonight. I felt DudaBoMbs but they passed.

[Frayed Knot]

Today the hitting just plain suxx, but the season-long .200 BA w/RiSP is catching up to us.

Edited May 13, 2016 by Guest

[Edgy MD]

Eleven strikeouts.

Need a bloop, a HbP, and a blast.

[Zvon]

What a waste of a 500 foot flyball.

[Zvon]

Frayed Knot wrote: Today the hitting just plain suxx, but the season-long .200 BA w/RiSP is catching up to us.

TC has to switch gears and stop calling this a HR or die kinda team.

[Frayed Knot]

Zvon wrote: Frayed Knot wrote: Today the hitting just plain suxx, but the season-long .200 BA w/RiSP is catching up to us. TC has to switch gears and stop calling this a HR or die kinda team.

What you call it is irrelevant.

[Frayed Knot]

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Edited May 13, 2016 by Guest

[Fman99]

The Mets lost. I was sad.

That game sucked a soda bottle full of micropenises.

[Zvon]

Cespedes gives himself manicures in the dugout.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Need to take the next two to salvage the road trip.