Your Murphy Superlatives Here

[Edgy MD]

Daniel Murphy grows a beard. Beards are suddenly cool again.

Daniel Murphy's boogers taste like M&Ms.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Edgy MD wrote: Daniel Murphy's boogers taste like M&Ms.

I'll take your word on that one.

[Edgy MD]

Believe me, between Murphy's boogers and Centerfield's asshole, you'd take the boogs every time.

[Fman99]

The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds album predicted Daniel Murphy would do this.

[Guest attgig]

you trying to start a danielmurphyfacts.com? Wieters tried that, and it didn't work out too well for him.

[metsmarathon]

"I'm as surprised as you are."

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Daniel Murphy absorbs media training like far more than one guy can absorb media training, because really, it was a TOTAL team effort.