Utley suspended games 3 and 4

[dinosaur jesus]

So if the Dodgers are eliminated before the hearing, and the suspension is upheld, will it still be two days? That would be bullshit; two days in the playoffs and in the regular season are completely different things.

[Edgy MD]

Farmer Ted wrote: According to ESPN, MLB offered to downgrade to one game but Utley refused. Hearing now set after NLDS. Of course, he'll retire after the Mets plunk the shit out of him and send him home with a loss tonight.

I started the beginning of that post, and expected it to read, "According to ESPN, yes, those are, in fact, two happy steaming piles of poo."

Call me un-Metly, but I find it a little unsettling to see somebody encouraging their daughter to go a-trolling.

[G-Fafif]

MLB will hear his appeal Monday. Big help.

[Guest El Segundo Escupidor]

Farmer Ted wrote: According to ESPN, MLB offered to downgrade to one game but Utley refused. Hearing now set after NLDS. Of course, he'll retire after the Mets plunk the shit out of him and send him home with a loss tonight.

Seriously, if he takes the field tonight, after somebody singles the Mets should use Bartolo Colon as a pinch runner.

[Ceetar]

dgwphotography wrote: Edgy MD wrote: Are those two happy steaming piles of poo? They look like Mr. Hankey's offspring...

they're poop emoji, if we're being technical.

The Pile of Poo emoji was approved as part of Unicode 6.0 in 2010.

(I had the approved poop emoji here, but it broke the forum so i deleted it)

The one on the sign specifically is Apple's version.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Needs some animated steam rising from it.

[Benjamin Grimm]

The Pile of Poo emoji was approved as part of Unicode 6.0 in 2010.

I no longer understand the world I'm living in.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Kids say the darndest things.

[seawolf17]

G-Fafif wrote: MLB will hear his appeal Monday. Big help.

"See, the problem is, the MLB offices are in New York City, so we have to wait until the next time he's in New York City. And he doesn't have plans to come here until next week, when he has offseason tickets to see 'Book of Mormon.'"

[MFS62]

I wonder if Mattingly will start him in game 5?

Later

[Guest El Segundo Escupidor]

MFS62 wrote: I wonder if Mattingly will start him in game 5? Later

What a shame its too late to add Darrelle Revis to the postseason roster.

[Edgy MD]

Breaking announcement: Chase Utley has been suspended until April.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Edgy MD wrote: Breaking announcement: Chase Utley has been suspended until April.

CLassic.