IGT - NLDS Game 1 - Mets at Dodgers - 10/9/15, 9:45 PM EDT

[Lefty Specialist]

#umpsux

[Piggiestomatoes]

TransMonk wrote: I'm having a hard time figuring out what the strike zone actually is.

So is Blue behind the plate.

[Elster88]

This home plate ump really sucks

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Izzat Mary Hart with Larry King?

#whatswrongwithme

[Edgy MD]

Cespedes' arm is disappearing.

[TransMonk]

I saw Larry King for sure. Is he sitting with ABNS?

[Lefty Specialist]

Folks, it's a Chevy. Don't get so excited. Back to the game.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Someone other than d'Arnaud gets a putout.

[Edgy MD]

Hey, a putout by somebody besides d'Arnaud. (beaten by B. Grimm)

[Benjamin Grimm]

Cuddyer needs a slightly bigger glove.

[Piggiestomatoes]

Who the fuck is directing this???? Cuddy should have stayed in the stands.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Motherf

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Ye Gods, Coach.

He's at -4 TB, by my count.

[Edgy MD]

You're totally going to make up for this, Cuddmeister.

[Benjamin Grimm]

This is just to make his eventual 3-run homer all the more dramatic.

[Benjamin Grimm]

(This time Edgy got his thought in before I did.)

[Guest d'Kong76]

Cuddyer not exactly shining out there in LA LA Land.

[Elster88]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: NEW LINEUP 1. Wright 2. Duda 3. Grandy 4. Muffy 5. Tejada 6. Darnaud 7. Cespedes 8. Cuddy

I've had enough Cuddyer.

[Piggiestomatoes]

What a bad route on that ball. Looks like he was just getting in some mileage.

[Elster88]

Elster88 wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: NEW LINEUP 1. Wright 2. Duda 3. Grandy 4. Muffy 5. Tejada 6. Darnaud 7. Cespedes 8. Cuddy I've had enough Cuddyer.

Fuck me and my turning on the team let's go Cuddyer

[Lefty Specialist]

Edgy MD wrote: You're totally going to make up for this, Cuddmeister.

So, human sacrifice, then?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Edgy MD wrote: You're totally going to make up for this, Cuddmeister.

It'll take a LOT of room service cookies to make up for this.

[Elster88]

DEGROM IS NOT SCARED

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

SIDDOWN

You too, Gonzalez.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

He's gonna put on such a great magic show after this.

[TransMonk]

Jacob bails him out again, but the pitch count took another big time hit.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Has anyone in the booth mentioned yet that deGrom was the Schaefer Mets Player of the Year?

[Elster88]

Yeah Ronnie did

[TransMonk]

LET'S SCORE SOME RUNS!!!

[Lefty Specialist]

Wish Cuddyer had missed the workout.

And the plane flight.

And took the goddamned Qualifying Offer.

And...