IGT 158 9/30 Mets at Phillies

[Frayed Knot]

This game may last until noon tomorrow, at which point they could just turn it into a single-admission DH

2 hours 20 min to play 5 innings.

Edited September 30, 2015 by Guest

[Elster88]

I'm hoping Niese is not used in the playoffs.

[Zvon]

Elster88 wrote: I'm hoping Niese is not used in the playoffs.

It's a shame. I would have liked for him to be "in". But he must be effective.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

The guy Verrett hit came around to score. I think that means we should drill another one of theirs.

[Guest d'Kong76]

X-rays negative per booth.

[Frayed Knot]

X-Rays of Cespedes's left hand are negative.
Does that mean he doesn't have a left hand?

[Fman99]

[bigpurple:9cl3058r]WHEW[/bigpurple:9cl3058r]

Contusion to ring/middle fingers, no breaks.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Frayed Knot wrote: Does that mean he doesn't have a left hand?

No, just no bones in it.

[Zvon]

Frayed Knot wrote: X-Rays of Cespedes's left hand are negative. Does that mean he doesn't have a left hand?

haaaaaaa, i needed a laff, ty sir.

[soupcan]

I'm disappointed Fman - I had you teed up for something like 'a ****-usion for Yo-anus'.

You're getting lazy.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

BRUUUUUUICE!

[Fman99]

soupcan wrote: I'm disappointed Fman - I had you teed up for something like 'a ****-usion for Yo-anus'. You're getting lazy.

Maybe you can balance a dog biscuit on my nose and I'll do a trick for you.

[Elster88]

A dog biscuit. Or a couple of balls.

[Zvon]

He could put it on your nose but you'll have to balance it.


A quick pitch up and in! ROBLES TOSSED!!! FIGHT?????????????

[Fman99]

Too bad the Phillies couldn't show some of this fire back in the summertime when they were losing game after game. Enough of these clowns.

[A Boy Named Seo]

holy shit, this game.

[Lefty Specialist]

Ugly doesn't begin to describe this game.

[soupcan]

Fman99 wrote: soupcan wrote: I'm disappointed Fman - I had you teed up for something like 'a ****-usion for Yo-anus'. You're getting lazy. Maybe you can balance a dog biscuit on my nose and I'll do a trick for you.

Oh snap.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Uglier than Philly reliever face-merkins.

[Fman99]

This game is uglier than Bartolo Colon's room service tab.

[Zvon]

Parnell might be getting squeezed but what he's doing here is still unacceptable. Another oldy who won't make the post.

[Fman99]

Jeez, enough already with the Bobby Parnell experiment. He's toast.

[Frayed Knot]

Worst. Game. Ever.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

This game is uglier than Parnell's face-tan-lines.

[Edgy MD]

Parnell would do well to shave tonight.

Let the Nats have all beard fun.

[Frayed Knot]

I predict we'll take the lead back in the 8th ... unfortunately that'll be long past my bed time.

[Lefty Specialist]

Cue the 'Memories of Bobby Parnell' thread.

[soupcan]

Seriously. What the fuck with Parnell?

Has he gotten anybody out this entire season? Neise too. I wouldn't be surprised if those those lame 19th century hipster beards have something to do with it.

[Guest d'Kong76]

This game needs a rain delay.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Uglier than groin MRIs.