KTE - Orange is the New Pinstripe

[Centerfield]

Come on guys. Let's grow up and treat this team with the respect it reserves. I need to know about these New York Yankees. Let's make this a group effort. I'll start.


Here is Yankee great Chad Curtis. Fan favorite and hero of the late 90's dynasty. Convicted of six counts of sexual assault on teenage women. Chad has reportedly denied Jim Gray's request for an in-prison interview.


Who can forget former All-Star Chuck Knoblauch? Looks like Chuck has been attacking the Ho-Ho's since his retirement, but that's not all he's attacking! Old Chuck was convicted of domestic assault for smashing his wife's head against the wall. He reportedly also threw a humidifier at her. (Do I take the Chuck Knoblauch throwing joke? Or is that too easy?) Chuck spreads his love around. He also assaulted his wife's sister when she tried to intervene. Pure class Chuck.

[seawolf17]

Here's Jim Leyritz, celebrating the fact that he was somehow acquitted of running over and killing a woman while drunk: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5829184

[Centerfield]

Jim learned his lesson and vowed never to drive after drinking again.

Instead, he made domestic violence his new inebriated sport of choice:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ex-yankee-hero-jim-leyritz-arrested-domestic-battery-ex-wife-article-1.400982

[Lefty Specialist]

Look, it's the Joba Chamberlain DUI Growth Chart!

[Centerfield]

That's great. YLDB's can see how much they've grown between arrests.