IGT #126 TOW The Free Baserunners

[Fman99]

Lefties now 2-2 in this inning against O'Boyherewegoagain.

[Lefty Specialist]

Rockin' Doc wrote: Here's hoping even O'Flaherty can't screw up this game.

Well, he's certainly giving it the old college try.

[Frayed Knot]

Zvon wrote: Nats are trying to comeback in their game, down by a run.

But Yunel Escobar GIDP'd to prevent them from tying the game.
6-5 Padres now in the 8th


Meanwhile back in Phillly, O'Flaherty not making friends or influencing people.

[Zvon]

If this guy can't eat up an inning w/a 6 run lead getO'ridofhim. He should be able to last for two. Yikes. Here comes Collins.

[Fman99]

Seriously, how long do they continue this experiment? Who's the best lefty reliever in Vegas these days? I want to launch this asshole into outer space like a Russian cosmonaut dog with no plan for re acquisition.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Pull O'Flaherty's worthless ass out of there and ship him to Las Vegas.

[Zvon]

After that outing he must have headed right to the clubhouse to pack. I mean, even he has to know that he sucks.

6-3 Mets

[Lefty Specialist]

Yeah, they need to find a lefty somewhere. Anywhere.

This one better not get away.

[Zvon]

I can't blame TC. If you can't use Uh-O'Flaherty there where can you? The front of the pen sure could have used a rest tonight.

Error? gah, errors do bad things like kill and shit...

[Lefty Specialist]

Oh, fuck. Come on, Clip-Art.

[Fman99]

Clippard with the big K there.

[Zvon]

Nice pitch to end it Clippy. Niiiiiice.

[Edgy MD]

I am Cuddyer. I am the difference.

[Frayed Knot]

In O-o-T news:

Verlander blows his no-hit bid w/no outs in the 9th

6-5 Padres heading for the 9th

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Zvon wrote: I can't blame TC. If you can't use Uh-O'Flaherty there where can you?...

Pregame batting practice for the Mets. Hitting against him would have to give them great confidence going into the game.

[Fman99]

O'Thatsagoodruntogetback and it's 7-4 good guys. Grandy digging all the way.

[Lefty Specialist]

And just like that, it's 7-4.

[Guest themetfairy]

We needed that!

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

We need to bring Granderson in with another insurance run.

[Lefty Specialist]

Cespedes for the rest of us!

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Oaky. I feel better now.

Best of all, O'Flaherty can't possibly come out to pitch the 9th.

[Edgy MD]

There's a Met takin' that third base.

Most Fascinating Person Behind Home Plate I think is African-American Captain America. (Captain African-America?) He's just bearing the frustration of the Phils impotency so visibly. Most of these peeps are just defeated by this season. He's flat pissed at each Metly hit.

He's also got some sort of access badge.

[Zvon]

Ya know, I think we are finally Philly-proof. I guess we'll find out for sure because we still have a shitload of games against em. But if we could pull out ahead by a few more...

[Fman99]

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

In Washington, the Padres just finished off their 6-5 conquest of the Nationals.

[Zvon]

Clip looked very scared at the plate. CLIP-ARTx2.

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[nymr83]

Fman99 wrote:

The Donald says he's ineligible on the basis of his skin being darker than Trump's and lighter than Obama's.

[nymr83]

Rockin' Doc wrote: In Washington, the Padres just finished off their 6-5 conquest of the Nationals.

that is what we'd like to hear!

[Zvon]

Nice K. Yea, you go strut around the mound. You get to do that.

[Guest themetfairy]