IGT 08/15 - Pirates at Metropolitans

[Edgy MD]

I made that joke to my Pirate-loving friend about having a dousing who used to drive an Arquimedes Caminero. He said, "Was it fast and a little unpredictable?"

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

JUST before the throw, I was thinking, "That route is what happens when you play a non-center-fielder in center. "

[Edgy MD]

d'Arn can hit this guy.

[Fman99]

I wish Duda was in there to pinch hit and put a ball out onto the Bridge.

[Edgy MD]

Fort can hit this guy.

Plenty of flamethrowers in AA.

[Fman99]

Or Conforto, as a good plan B for a lefty bat with some giddyup.

[Fman99]

Dang

[Lefty Specialist]

Robles, don't pull a Parnell.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Nice pitch there from The Luxury Sedan to end it. I do think Confy can hit the guy, though.

Why no Torres? Don't you WANT multiple innings?

[Edgy MD]

Torres appeared earlier. Pitched the seventh.

Mets looking to get two innings out of Robles with the double switch. But why not two innings out of your best pitchers?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Sorry... juggled kid duty in the middle innings, there.

OOH, CHIN MUSIC.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Robles likes his gum, don't he?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Oh, that pinchy strike zone.

[Edgy MD]

Ball three was an All-Star courtesy call.

[Fman99]

Great double play to get out of the jam. Robles is so much what Parnell is not.

[Edgy MD]

That was jus' beautiful.

Jus' beautiful.

I wanna cry.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Mr. McCutchen? You have a call on the dugout phone now.

You too, Mr. Kang.

[Lefty Specialist]

Hey......like, wow!

[Gwreck]

Bob Davidson is a terrible umpire.

[Frayed Knot]

I hope this Mr. Hughes isn't wearing Dillon's shoes.

[Edgy MD]

I'm so horny for Ruben.

He's been going up the middle so nicely. So sweetly.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Pugnacious little AB from Rubes, there.

Swing away here?

[Guest d'Kong76]

Dang, I thought Flores rocked that one more than he did.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Like, an inch away there from being Jung Ho Gone.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Not a bad-hit ball in the inning, and naught for't.

[Ceetar]

so they showed Duda maybe with a helmet on earlier, wouldn't that have been the spot to pinch hit him?

[Edgy MD]

d'Kong76 wrote: Dang, I thought Flores rocked that one more than he did.

It was right where he likes it, too.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Joe Blanton warming ? Had no idea he was still pitching.

[Fman99]

There are a number of former Philly Phuckers on this roster.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Painting corners, moving the ball around, challenging hitters... when Robles looks good, he looks REALLY good.

Edited August 15, 2015 by Guest