Wives, Beaus and Crushes of the 2014 Mets (wifey watch)

[Ceetar]

we didn't have one yet right?

Maryanne Garry, wife of John Lannan. They met at Sienne College.

[HahnSolo]

Siena?

[Ceetar]

HahnSolo wrote: Siena?

yeah, that one.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

This'll sound terrible, but I have a feeling that one won't age so well.

[ashie62]

How tall is she?

[Edgy MD]

Josh and Allyson Satin, honeymooning in Thailand.

[Zvon]

Edgy MD wrote: Josh and Allyson Satin, honeymooning in Thailand.

They must be hunting orange brimmed caps.

[Edgy MD]

Shayla Farnsworth



The answer is none. None more classy.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Call me judgmental, but America's Sassiest Lifestyle Guru strikes me as something of a 24+1 clubhouse guy.

[Fman99]

Edgy MD wrote: Shayla Farnsworth The answer is none. None more classy.

I am going on a picnic and I'm bringing... TITS.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Classy Lassy.

[metirish]

and here is your Mutton dressed as lamb


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[Frayed Knot]

Nine blondes out of the 14 chicks in that shot. What's the over/under on actual blondes?
I'm going no higher than two-point-five.

[Edgy MD]

But the skin tone on the miss at 2:00 --- that's totally real.

Allyson Satin, definitely not part of Shayla's set, appears to either be part of a sect (Orthodox Jew, Pentecostal, some strain of Mennonite) who covers full legs and full sleeves, or more likely is really conscious of mosquito-borne illnesses.

[metirish]

I bet they all watch those Housewife shows.....

[Frayed Knot]

Edgy MD wrote: Allyson Satin, definitely not part of Shayla's set, appears to either be part of a sect (Orthodox Jew, Pentecostal, some strain of Mennonite) who covers full legs and full sleeves, or more likely is really conscious of mosquito-borne illnesses.

Hey, with the number of mosquitos that can hide in her guy's eyebrows just laying in wait for their chance to strike, I'd cover up too.

[Ceetar]

Frayed Knot wrote: Nine blondes out of the 14 chicks in that shot. What's the over/under on actual blondes? I'm going no higher than two-point-five.

I'll say under. Look at the roots.

[HahnSolo]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: This'll sound terrible, but I have a feeling that one won't age so well.

Looks kinda Kristen Chenowith-y.

[MFS62]

Classy Lassy.

To paraphrase a line from the original film version of Arthur:
I imagine you'd have to go to a bowling alley to find someone so classy.

Later

[ashie62]

Reminds me of Anna Benson

[Zvon]

Ashie62 wrote: Reminds me of Anna Benson

That can't be good.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Ws, Bs and Cs who've been invited to Spring Training include (from left) Monterey Jack Leathersich & squeeze Bree Yocum; Jake DeGrom and fiancee Stacey Harris; and Jeff Walters and the exotically named Milani Beaudrault.

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[Edgy MD]

Jeff may be my new hero.

[Frayed Knot]

Bree Yocum.
You're kidding, right?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Frayed Knot wrote: Bree Yocum. You're kidding, right?

Yeah. It's actually Breanna

[Frayed Knot]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Frayed Knot wrote: Bree Yocum. You're kidding, right? Yeah. It's actually Breanna

Oh, in that case it's much better!
What I want to see is cousin Daisy Mae in her bridesmaid outfit.

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

I don't know if we've had this before, but this is the photo on Thor's Twitter feed:

As always, it's good to be a ballplayer.

[Edgy MD]

Sif?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Nah, that's his girly Samantha Van Veen.

[Frayed Knot]

No matter what haircut he goes with, Noah has certainly got that biting the bottom lip look down-pat.