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Wives, Beaus and Crushes of the 2014 Mets (wifey watch)


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Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
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This'll sound terrible, but I have a feeling that one won't age so well.


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Edgy MD wrote:
Josh and Allyson Satin, honeymooning in Thailand.



They must be hunting orange brimmed caps.


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Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
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Call me judgmental, but America's Sassiest Lifestyle Guru strikes me as something of a 24+1 clubhouse guy.


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Classy Lassy.


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But the skin tone on the miss at 2:00 --- that's totally real.

Allyson Satin, definitely not part of Shayla's set, appears to either be part of a sect (Orthodox Jew, Pentecostal, some strain of Mennonite) who covers full legs and full sleeves, or more likely is really conscious of mosquito-borne illnesses.


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Edgy MD wrote:
Allyson Satin, definitely not part of Shayla's set, appears to either be part of a sect (Orthodox Jew, Pentecostal, some strain of Mennonite) who covers full legs and full sleeves, or more likely is really conscious of mosquito-borne illnesses.


Hey, with the number of mosquitos that can hide in her guy's eyebrows just laying in wait for their chance to strike, I'd cover up too.


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Frayed Knot wrote:
Nine blondes out of the 14 chicks in that shot. What's the over/under on actual blondes?
I'm going no higher than two-point-five.


I'll say under. Look at the roots.


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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
This'll sound terrible, but I have a feeling that one won't age so well.

Looks kinda Kristen Chenowith-y.


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Classy Lassy.

To paraphrase a line from the original film version of Arthur:
I imagine you'd have to go to a bowling alley to find someone so classy.

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Ws, Bs and Cs who've been invited to Spring Training include (from left) Monterey Jack Leathersich & squeeze Bree Yocum; Jake DeGrom and fiancee Stacey Harris; and Jeff Walters and the exotically named Milani Beaudrault.

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Frayed Knot wrote:
Bree Yocum.
You're kidding, right?


Yeah. It's actually Breanna


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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Frayed Knot wrote:
Bree Yocum.
You're kidding, right?


Yeah. It's actually Breanna


Oh, in that case it's much better!
What I want to see is cousin Daisy Mae in her bridesmaid outfit.


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Nah, that's his girly Samantha Van Veen.









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