Smell Like Jeter

[bmfc1]

From the January Avon catalogue:

The text reads: "Superstar athlete and role model for our generation."

[MFS62]

Any particular part of Jeter?

Later

[Guest Carnac the Metnificent]

A: Smell like Jeter














Q: What do those abandoned sweat socks in the back of your garage do during mold season?

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

"Role model for our generation?"

[Guest d'Kong76]

Jeter whores himself to the Avon Ladies, details at 11.
Stevie must be awash with excitement! :^)

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

metsguyinmichigan wrote: "Role model for our generation?"

Sure. "Generation," in this case, being short for "genetic proliferation."

[Fman99]

Unfortunately it can only be applied while falling/lunging backwards into your bathtub and simultaneously trying to throw the bottle out your bathroom window.

[ashie62]

Better not be morning Cedarwood..

[Lefty Specialist]

I hear Ruben Tejada's coming out with one that smells like Naugahyde and Bench Pine.

[Guest cooby]

They've had Jeter cologne for years.