Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers

[seawolf17]

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http://sports.nationalpost.com/2013/11/21/jose-canseco-pulled-over-by-police-with-goats-wearing-diapers-in-the-car/

[Lefty Specialist]

The most rational thing Canseco's ever done. I mean, nobody wants goat poop in their car, amirite?

But seriously, this guy's a complete screwup and he STILL gets models for girlfriends? Where did I go wrong? Should I be a goat herder?

[Edgy MD]

A roided up millionaire goat herder, maybe.

But I have no doubt that models are no automatic prize.

[Guest themetfairy]

Not just goats. Fainting goats!

[Lefty Specialist]

Well, if I had Leila in the passenger seat, I wouldn't care if they were FARTING goats.

[Edgy MD]

Hmmm.... sexy model in the passenger seat, plus farting goats in the back vs. no model, no goats.

Hmmm.... HMMMM....

I just... can't see how things are going to work out well between me and the model.

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

I saw the thread title, and had no choice but to click on it, thinking there was some word play or something.

I didn't even consider that it was truly about Jose Canseco and his diapered goat.

Fantastic.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Edgy MD wrote: Hmmm.... sexy model in the passenger seat, plus farting goats in the back

So, he's a member of the "Dirty"/Dirty club?

[Frayed Knot]

Driving down the road with a diaper wearing goat in the backseat. Or, as Jose Canseco calls it, Tuesday.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

"Jose Canseco and Goats in Diapers" will be a great name for my new band.

[MFS62]

Hey!
Have you ever seen goat droppings?
I have.
And that's why I put diapers on all my goats.

Later

[metirish]

There is no limit to Jose's nuttiness.

You couldn't make this up.