IGT 7/8/13 - NYM @ SFG - Matt The Giant Killer

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

How do you call that with your back to the plate?

[Zvon]

Shit. Nice try by Byrd but we don't need any injuries, tuvm. Muffy, that was a tuffy.

[Zvon]

GJ Aardsma (& Torres). Rice on to keep the Giants down.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Arroz con efficiency!

[Guest Swan Swan H]

OK, let's get Rice a win, Parnell a save, and me some sleep.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Arroz con efficiency!

The San Francisco treat.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Let's get Rice a one-pitch victory.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

KiRK

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Nobody out, fast-ish Kirk on. Do you play it star-fleet here, or conservative?

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Nieuwenhuis, Nieuwenhuis
With a single you greet me
Tall and white, clean and bright
You look happy to beat me

[Zvon]

I think after 9 innings the umps should rotate.

Oh jezeschries

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Mutherfuckrr.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

[Guest Swan Swan H]

We're down to Burke. Fortunately, they're down to Torres.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Now they're up to Belt. I dunno, Terry.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

If Burke gets out of this they win it.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Swan Swan H wrote: We're down to Burke.

"Ahem."

[Edgy MD]

Getting my Burke on.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Swan Swan H wrote: If Burke gets out of this they win it.

Let it be written, let it be done.

Didn't Bill Madden already trade Parnell to the Red Sox?

[Zvon]

Whew.How long can we dodge this bullet?

[Guest Swan Swan H]

I'll fix it. We're down to Burke among pitchers Terry will use with the score tied.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Swan Swan H wrote: If Burke gets out of this they win it. Let it be written, let it be done. Didn't Bill Madden already trade Parnell to the Red Sox?

He was traded on paper, like Henry Wiggen in Bang the Drum Slowly.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Apparently, you don't bring in Josh Satin with the game tied, either.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Lagares swings at a pitch that might have hit the bat boy in the foot, then argues on a borderline call strike 3.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Apparently, you don't bring in Josh Satin with the game tied, either.

We save the satin for when company comes over.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

That sucked. And, it's getting late.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

That was such a "fuck it" swing by Murphy-- on a middle-in fastball, no less-- was it not?

[Guest Swan Swan H]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: That was such a "fuck it" swing by Murphy-- on a middle-in fastball, no less-- was it not?

He needs a night off, and perhaps a high colonic.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I think we all need a cleanse. I'm feeling more impacted with every half-inning.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

The strike zone tonight is like the speed limit on the Northern State. They tell you what it's supposed to be, but you're never sure what it really is.