Wifey Watch 2013

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Jesus Christ, man-- it's a wedding; trim your chin fray.

[Guest themetfairy]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Jesus Christ, man-- it's a wedding; trim your chin fray.

I was thinking the exact thing.

[Guest d'Kong76]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:

Anyone know where this is exactly. We attended KB's niece's
wedding in a park in SF that looked exactly like this picture.

[Edgy MD]

I'd say it's a 50/50 call as to whether Turner has shoes on. #soxwannabe

[Edgy MD]

Took me a few clicks to figure out if the leg on the right was his or hers.

[Lefty Specialist]

That, my friends, is one helluva place to get married.

[HahnSolo]

Edgy MD wrote: That wedding took place right after Hahn's team joined with a village of resourceful ewoks to take out the shield generator protecting the new Death Star.

Eventually I knew I'd find my purpose in life.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Lefty Specialist wrote: That, my friends, is one helluva place to get married.

Well, it should be, for as exclusive as it is. I mean, one does not simply walk into Shepardson-Recker.

[Zvon]

OOO, I like Anna's new look.


http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/anna-benson-sentenced-attack-husband-article-1.1507610

[Lefty Specialist]

The chains and padlock are kinda sexy.

[Ceetar]

trying to find more on the Wright-Beers wedding (Because it's 5oclock somewhere?)

Besides 12/26 in SoCal, not finding much. I imagine rich people don't register at like..Macy's the same way the fringy roster guys do?

[ashie62]

She looks like Jodi Arias now...

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

How many ex-Mets will this photo include in 3 weeks? How many Ex-Wives?

[Edgy MD]

Justin Turner, not invited to my wedding.

[Guest Mets Guy in Michigan]

Is that Ike with the tie issues?

[Benjamin Grimm]

I recognize Ike and Turner. (I hope that at least one of the girls is named "Tina.") Not sure who the dude in the back is.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

That's handsome Kirk with his new bride to his right.

Ike seems to have come stag.

[Ceetar]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: That's handsome Kirk with his new bride to his right. Ike seems to have come stag.

but he won't be leaving stag!

[Frayed Knot]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I recognize Ike and Turner. (I hope that at least one of the girls is named "Tina.") Not sure who the dude in the back is.

Prince Harry

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Ceetar wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: That's handsome Kirk with his new bride to his right. Ike seems to have come stag. but he won't be leaving stag!

Ike of course is leaving staggered.

[Lefty Specialist]

Ceetar wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: That's handsome Kirk with his new bride to his right. Ike seems to have come stag. but he won't be leaving stag!

On the contrary, in true Ike fashion, I'd expect he'd leave with the Golden Sombrero.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I'll say this for Ike-- he generally wears a drunk pretty well. Which is fortunate, considering his lifestyle.

[Edgy MD]

> "What's this, David?"

>> "Just some stuff left over from the wedding."

> "Hey, what's this?"

>> "Don't look at that!"

> "Is this the seating chart?"

>> "It's nothing! Gimme that!"

> "David, why was my table called the 'Guys That Suck,' table?"

>> "Well, um, you see... It's Molly! She has funny handwriting. That's the 'Guys That Sock!' table. You guys really sock the ball!"

> "That was Molly's idea."

>> "Yup!"

> "And she decided to seat Parnell at this table full of 'sockers'?"

>> "Well she's not really up on... would you look at the time?!"

[ashie62]

And folks wonder what Ike's problem is...

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Commitment?

[Fman99]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: How many ex-Mets will this photo include in 3 weeks? How many Ex-Wives?

Fucking athletes and their pin up girls. Makes me sick. These chicks should be dating, oh, I don't know, database engineers, let's say.

[Edgy MD]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Commitment?

Check out Jeff Wipon. He's totally heard enough crap from Redshirt Greenhat Sunglasses, and he's totally turning around and throwing it back. He's got the attention of Tennis Visor, who's looking over with a worried face, and Shortsleeve Buttondown is getting up to alert security.

Go get 'em, Jeff!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Cute Mallory Satterwhite hopes her oft-injured hubby Cody can make the Met bullpen after a solid AZ Fall season.

[Edgy MD]

They were good times, Anita Hawkins. GOOD TIMES!!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Wifey Watch or Offspring?


The Gees with new baby Hudson Kyle Gee

Leah Niese said to have delivered Graylee Mae Niese as well this week.