Collin, Hey: You're Going Down Under (MLB, that is)

[Zvon]

Frayed Knot wrote: Collin's ML debut (and subsequent demotion) inspires his first new blog entry in nearly two months, and it's is a good one http://adayolderadaywiser.blogspot.com/

Wow. Opens a whole new perspective on McHugh. Sounds like a very likeable guy.

[TransMonk]

Zvon wrote: Sounds like a very likeable guy.

I sent him a Facebook friend request months ago that he hasn't responded to yet. I tried.

[Zvon]

TransMonk wrote: Zvon wrote: Sounds like a very likeable guy. I sent him a Facebook friend request months ago that he hasn't responded to yet. I tried.

I didn't say that you were a likeable guy

[Guest The Second Spitter]

Bucket's gonna cream himself when he reads the thread title.

[seawolf17]

McHugh starting September 3, sez the internets.

[Edgy MD]

Called up for a one-start tryout
Made it to the airport in time to fly out
Pitched against Houston, made them look futile
But the pen took over and our pen is bru-tile

And the skip said,
"McHugh, we�ll send you back down unda
Where the bats can hit and the gloves don�t blunda
You've some lightning heat; you got a curve like thunda
If you don�t come back, you�re gonna be a one game wonda."

Checking in back in Buf�lo
Up come Zack Lutz, Oswaldo Navarro
They asked, "Is Sandy a man which
Rewards a shutout with a demotion sandwich?"

And I said, "No!
Said they just had to send me back down unda
Said they needed Schwinie for a start on Sunda
My career ain't been torn asunda
Though come September I might start to wonda."

Next start in Triple-A
Five frames and gone, just a short day
I said to Wally, "Are you trying to screw me?
Because our pen gives no confidence to me?"

And he said, "FUCK!
Welcome back to the team down unda!
Where we FUCKing suck too much to wear a Mets numba!
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! We�ve been sucky all summa!
And if you don�t like it, you can give me a humma!"

Yeah!
Pitchin' for a team down unda
Where the women flirt if they think you�re a comer
You get booed by an underpaid plumba
Please call me back at the end of the summa!

Pitchin' for a team down unda
Where the women flirt if they think you�re a comer
You get booed by an underpaid plumba
Please call me back at the end of the summa!