tracky?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Hasn't appeared in the Snooze nor tweeted in week or so.

[metirish]

Got sent down?

[seawolf17]

Was eaten by wolves.

[metirish]

Got eaten by Joe Beningo on 'Daily News Live'.

[seawolf17]

Apparently picked a bad time to go on vacation.

[Fman99]

Kidnapped and held in Mike Francesa's basement dressed up as "the Gimp" from Pulp Fiction.

[Ceetar]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Hasn't appeared in the Snooze nor tweeted in week or so.

he's been..off? weird? for a while now. But you have to assume if he'd been fired we'd know and they'd have a replacement. Hoping it's a strained typing thumb or something and not some sudden personal emergency.

[Ceetar]

@geeeeeeeeeena

thinks he had a baby.

What are people doing up at 2:13 AM anyway?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Ceetar wrote: @geeeeeeeeeena thinks he had a baby. What are people doing up at 2:13 AM anyway?

I'm up at 7:07 am reading it, I dunno.

[Edgy MD]

My best buddy Mike Puma just let me know he's on paternity leave.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I hope the baby's ok, 2-plus weeks is a lot in this country for dads.

[MFS62]

Maybe he's been helping with the breast feeding.
Seriously, hope everything's ok.

Later

[Edgy MD]

I imagine the News has a liberal policy that allows him several weeks to act as primary caretaker.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Tracky to return by next MFY series. I'm sure his liberal sensibilities compelled him to max-out his paternity leave (as would having a job requiring stupid hours).