2012: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries

[Ceetar]

Nissan installs siren to annoy employees that sell cars.

[HahnSolo]

A rescue dog and the magic of Bud Light bring together hipster douchebags of all colors.

[Guest themetfairy]

Stupid girl thinks her mom can send a lion from the zoo to the bank via cellphone photo.

[Ceetar]

themetfairy wrote: Stupid girl thinks her mom can send a lion from the zoo to the bank via cellphone photo.

that one's sorta cute, but i thought the point of easy access check depositing (get on that BoA) would save you from having to deposit checks at the zoo.

[Guest themetfairy]

Kid looks both ways but still gets hit by a car.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

themetfairy wrote: Kid looks both ways but still gets hit by a car.

I prefer to think about that one as "Oh, God, an unsupervised kid-- I KNEW this tank top was jinxed!"

[Fman99]

Unattractive would-be actress bothers everyone she knows via cell phone to report on her one line in some shitty gig.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

For just enough additional money to purchase a hot dog and soda, we'll Power Pack a hot dog and soda into your Mets ticket... INCLUSIVE!

[Lefty Specialist]

Delta Airlines flies really, really tiny planes.

[Fman99]

Shaq has a giant hog.

[Fman99]

Overrated fuck offers access to "outtakes" in a brazen attempt to sell shitty American vehicles.

[bmfc1]

Fman99 wrote: Asian bitch talks to herself about a phone for an excessive amount of time.

Her thoughts and the sound of her voice have changed from the first version of this commercial. Different phone on the sign, too.

[bmfc1]

Mommy, stop smoking!

[Fman99]

Man chases man-pig hybrid, acrobatically.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Being in a Verizon store makes grown women weep.

[Fman99]

Tito Puente Jr. hates meningitis and likely has both male and female genitals.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

A lot of special spices and hop selectivity goes into making our middling, fruity summer beer.

[G-Fafif]

Lady rock climber demonstrates loose morals by vacationing with boyfriend, not using Citi points to obtain separate sleeping arrangements.

[Fman99]

Yuppie douche mounts car carrier.

[Guest themetfairy]

Move to suburbia and complete the mediocrity by buying a Lincoln.

[HahnSolo]

Couple have 4G phones; are complete assholes to neighbors.

[Fman99]

Woman and daughter, despite improved diction, still get hysterical buying phones, hilarity ensues.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Messi, Jack Wilshere, Kun Aguero and Drogba in a Pepsi commercial during a baseball game?

[Edgy MD]

It's a radio ad, but are standup MRIs really that awesome?

[Benjamin Grimm]

I saw an article in the paper about luxurious showers that allow you to lie down while you're showering.

So does this mean that people want to lie down in the shower but stand in the MRI, but don't want to stand in the shower or lie down in the MRI?

[Ceetar]

laying down in the shower seems like a bad idea (spoiler alert: take a bath) but I could use a nice seat with a cupholder.

[Edgy MD]

It just seems to me, if you're going to spend a half hour in a coffin, with machinery grinding all about you, you might as well spend your time chilling on your back and thinking of England.

[Ceetar]

Edgy DC wrote: It just seems to me, if you're going to spend a half hour in a coffin, with machinery grinding all about you, you might as well spend your time chilling on your back and thinking of England.

Isn't that the plot of Dracula?


I've never been in an MRI. hoping to keep that streak going another 30 years or so.

[Lefty Specialist]

I'm not fishing that suicidal toothbrush out of the toilet.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Edgy DC wrote: It just seems to me, if you're going to spend a half hour in a coffin, with machinery grinding all about you, you might as well spend your time chilling on your back and thinking of England.

It's ostensibly better-- if only minorly-- for claustrophobics. (Me? Well, given the choice, I'd rather do most things lying down.)