Hawkman No Longer?

[Fman99]

According to MLB.com Mets' beat man Anthony DiSomethingItalian, Jon Niese had that Toucan Sam beak of his shaved down a tick.

[TransMonk]

Apparently, he can breathe better now and is in noticeably better shape.

But will it make him pitch any better?

[Guest attgig]

Jon Niese had nose job. Said Beltran offered to pay. Says positive byproduct breathing easier
-Adam Rubin

[Edgy MD]

This may seem obvious, but if Beltran is talking about paying for plastic surgery....

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

He's still got a deceptive hook.

[Frayed Knot]

Hey, nose jobs are no big deal, half my graduating class in high school had them. Of course I'm from Long Island so ...
-- George Costanza

[metirish]

I hope his career doesn't take a nose dive like Jennifer Grey's did after she had her's "fixed".


looks good though.

[Frayed Knot]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: He's still got a deceptive hook.

Thanks to all the contestants for their entries but we have our winner.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Edgy DC wrote: This may seem obvious, but if Beltran is talking about paying for plastic surgery....

Excellent point!

[ashie62]

Moley moley moley moley

[metirish]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Edgy DC wrote: This may seem obvious, but if Beltran is talking about paying for plastic surgery.... Excellent point!

I wonder how that conversation comes about. I'm sure Neise got a ribbing over that nose.

[Ceetar]

TransMonk wrote: Apparently, he can breathe better now and is in noticeably better shape. But will it make him pitch any better?

Niese was the one that had the rapid heart rate last year right? could be nice that he's breathing better..

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Plus, with his new Errol Flynn honker, he'll be setting approximately 10 percent of opponents' hearts aflutter. Win win.

[Guest attgig]

interview about the job
http://web.sny.tv/media/video.jsp?content_id=20101781&source=SNY

[MFS62]

I'm a little concerned about Niese.
I remember when singer Dionne Warwick had dental work done to close up the gap between her two front teeth.
She never had another hit record.

Later

[Guest attgig]

metirish wrote: I hope his career doesn't take a nose dive like Jennifer Grey's did after she had her's "fixed". looks good though.

MFS62 wrote: I'm a little concerned about Niese. I remember when singer Dionne Warwick had dental work done to close up the gap between her two front teeth. She never had another hit record. Later

any other careers take a nosedive after cosmetic surgery?

[Guest attgig]

I kinda like Joe Petruccio's Niese drawing today:

[Edgy MD]

Well, the Dionne thing couldn't be less true. Her most successful period came after the most gorgeous set of caps were affixed to her chompers.