IGT 5/28/2011: PHI @ NYM -- Rake Over Cole

[G-Fafif]

Murph, his left-handed bat and his no-handed bat take a seat, paving the way for Nick Hassle, Private Eye at first.

Jose Reyes � SS
Justin Turner � 3B
Carlos Beltran � RF
Jason Bay � LF
Nick Evans � 1B
Angel Pagan � CF
Ronny Paulino � C
Ruben Tejada � 2B
Mike Pelfrey � RHP

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Jimmy the Greek SS
Buttlee 2B
Hoblanco 3B
Coward 1B
Ibegayz LF
Gooeys C
Brownstain RF
Gayberry CF
Shambles P

[Guest Edgy DC]

For some men, fourth grade never ends.

[Gwreck]

It's a shame their regular centerfielder is on the DL or else we would've had "Dicktorino" to use as well.

[Frayed Knot]

Edgy DC wrote: For some men, fourth grade never ends.

It ended for me ... worst three years of my life.

[Fman99]

Hey, FOX. DICKHEADS. Syracuse has Mets fans. We don't want the fucking Twins and the fucking Angels.

[Guest themetfairy]

Buck and McCarver won't know what to do if the Mets don't follow their pre-conceived notions and actually play a competitive game.

[Guest themetfairy]

Turner drives in Reyes for the first run of the game.

Buck and McCarver are making Ike and Tina references, and think that they're clever....

[dgwphotography]

I'm stuck watching the Twins and the Angels since I can't get ch. 5 any more...

[Frayed Knot]

Looking the same as last night as normally you'd think a double, 2 singles + three stolen bases in an 8-batter span would yield more than one run ... but you'd be wrong.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Fox brings me the Braves leading the Reds 3-0 in Atlanta.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Wow, an RBayI

[Guest themetfairy]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Wow, an RBayI

Maybe the Rapture is arriving a week late....

[metirish]

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

At the risk of a crippling jinx, Big Pelf looks as good as he ever has in these last couple starts.

[metirish]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: At the risk of a crippling jinx, Big Pelf looks as good as he ever has in these last couple starts.

you were saying?


Jesus but Buck is so fucking anoying

[metirish]

STFU about Posey already

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

metirish wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: At the risk of a crippling jinx, Big Pelf looks as good as he ever has in these last couple starts. you were saying? Jesus but Buck is so fucking anoying

I wish Buck put as much energy into telling us what happens as he does into assuming such an air of authority about it. It's as if he knows he's the national baseball guy for Fox, and as a result, doesn't deign to appear to care too much about any one game he happens to be calling.

[metirish]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: At the risk of a crippling jinx, Big Pelf looks as good as he ever has in these last couple starts. you were saying? Jesus but Buck is so fucking anoying I wish Buck put as much energy into telling us what happens as he does into assuming such an air of authority about it. It's as if he knows he's the national baseball guy for Fox, and as a result, doesn't deign to appear to care too much about any one game he happens to be calling.

great point , a blind person would have no idea what's going on listening to Buck , thankfully there's Hagin.

[Guest themetfairy]

Fox just had a feature on Jason Bay. If he wasn't a baseball player, he'd like to be a weatherman.

I can't say that my life has been enhanced by this knowledge.

[metirish]

themetfairy wrote: Fox just had a feature on Jason Bay. If he wasn't a baseball player, he'd like to be a weatherman.

there are so many jokes in there but I can't be arsed , a bit like Bay really.

[Frayed Knot]

Like that they let Pelfrey hit and therefore continue to pitch

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

(gives standing O to Big Pelf)

[Frayed Knot]

That Rollins hit was really the first solid Philly hit of the night.
Two bloops and that RBI grounder over 1st were their only other hits.

[Guest Edgy DC]

O'Connor has done nothing but succeed, and here I am desperately trying to talk myself into having faith in him here.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Oh, bombs of doody.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

shit

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The Ibanez one was well-struck.

Like that one. (The regression to the mean for our pen continues.)

[Frayed Knot]

On the other hand, they don't actually have to hit anything hard to score off this team. We'll just hand it to them instead.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yeah, a little help from Paulino, huh?