IGT6 4/7/11-NYM at PHI: Hawkman v Ginger Face (Gay Dame)

[Benjamin Grimm]

Phils draw first blood.

[G-Fafif]

PHILS CF COMES THROUGH
Still considered 'world-class a--hole'

[Benjamin Grimm]

Phillies draw second blood.

[TransMonk]

Fuck.

[G-Fafif]

POLANCO GETS BIG HIT
Victorino scores, remains intolerable

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

With eleventy billion pitches fouled off, Polanco earned that one. Fuck.

[Benjamin Grimm]

What dead guy are the Phillies honoring with that white B in the black circle?

[Gwreck]

Two members of the ownership group died in the offseason. Both had "B" as an initial.

[G-Fafif]

No need to be squeamish
When it's grounded to Emaush

[Ceetar]

Gwreck wrote: Two members of the ownership group died in the offseason. Both had "B" as an initial.

The Phillies are nothing if not efficient.

or something.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: What dead guy are the Phillies honoring with that white B in the black circle?

David Wright's clutchness.

[TransMonk]

Howard K's to end the inning.

2-0 Phuks.

[G-Fafif]

If Nolan Ryan and Frank Howard had a baby, he'd be Ryan Howard, with lots of strikeouts.

Also, someone might want to figure out how Nolan Ryan and Frank Howard had a baby.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Niese settles, as Niese tends to.

Should have gotten at least that off of Big Malachi.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Steroids caused Nolan to grow a uterus.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Steroids caused Nolan to grow a uterus.

Well, young pitchers today could grow a uterus, if they had a mind to. But they're too busy being pussies about their hormone counts and getting pampered by doctors and scientists who aren't mad.

[G-Fafif]

Leading off innings: Not a problem.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The average might be down (SSS), but Pagan is walking with the ardor of an antsy retiree at the mall.

OE: And running like a mallwalking retiree who just had a bad Cinnabon.

[Gwreck]

C'mon Josh. Let's clear the pitcher's spot with an RBI single here.

[G-Fafif]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: a bad Cinnabon.

There's such a thing?

[Benjamin Grimm]

That called third strike looked up and in.

[Willets Point]

G-Fafif wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: a bad Cinnabon. There's such a thing?

Maybe if it's stale. Or moldy.

[G-Fafif]

Warning: Gingers can be harmful to your happiness.

[G-Fafif]

Willets Point wrote: G-Fafif wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: a bad Cinnabon. There's such a thing? Maybe if it's stale. Or moldy.

I'm thinking at the mall you'd get a relatively fresh one.

[Benjamin Grimm]

G-Fafif wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: a bad Cinnabon. There's such a thing?

[TransMonk]

G-Fafif wrote: Leading off innings: Not a problem.

For either team.

[G-Fafif]

Just like that, I no longer fancy a Cinnabon.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Fuckfuckfucfuck

[Gwreck]

Two on and nobody out, with Ruiz, Valdez and Halladay coming up. Let's go Jon. Keep us in the game please.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Phillies draw third blood.