WifeY WatcH: 2011-2012

[A Boy Named Seo]

My innocence is lost. Who is that chick and what's her story?

[Frayed Knot]

Pridie's girlfriend - and I guess now fiance.
Softball player who went to college with him.


oe: Ooops, looks like he was drafted out of HS so I got the college part wrong, but she is an ex-softballer who met him somewhere.
Name is Bianca Cruz

[bmfc1]

Mets minor leaguer Collin McHugh's wife:
http://www.buzzycraftery.com/

[Edgy MD]

Lucas May shown in his engagement photo with his now wife, the empire-waisted Mariah May (nee Murdock).



Introduced on a blind date by their great friends Tara and Andy --- affecitonately known as T&A. (Seriously!)

[Edgy MD]

Did we never do an 2012 thread?



Anyhow, Chris and Liz Young (left, doncha know) are proud parents a third time over with young Grant Christopher Young. Shares his name with the drummer from Soul Asylum.

[Edgy MD]

Happy birthday to Sara Grace Hefner.

[Benjamin Grimm]

I don't think those are actually her children.

[Edgy MD]

No, but the Hefs are expecting one.

[soupcan]

This thread just gets creepier and creepier.

But that's why we like it!

[HahnSolo]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I don't think those are actually her children.

Well, they ain't Jeremy's.

[Guest themetfairy]

HahnSolo wrote: Benjamin Grimm wrote: I don't think those are actually her children. Well, they ain't Jeremy's.

Shhh....Don't tell him!

[Fman99]

It's nice to know that there are other creeps here besides myself.

[Edgy MD]

Hey, wait. I wished her a happy birthday and re-posted two recent pictures from her very own bloggity blog. Not even one of the halter top shots, neither.

[Fman99]

Tell it to the judge, stalky. I'm just here to make cock jokes.

[Farmer Ted]

Epic.

http://network.yardbarker.com/mlb/article_external/backyard/2012_mlb_wag_starting_lineups/11002586?refmod=backyard&refsrc=rantsports

[Ceetar]

wait, Ronny Cedeno? did we know this?



(And did he steal Alex Avila's wife?)

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Sorry Ronny, you had nothing on George Stone.

[Edgy MD]

Pretty sure Aura's bikini is cut from Diana's old halter top.

[Lefty Specialist]

If I were Ryan Braun, I would have taken the 50-game suspension and spent it with Larisa Fraser.

And it's good to be David Wright, when you can casually toss a Molly Beers aside like a used Kleenex.

[Edgy MD]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Sorry Ronny, you had nothing on George Stone.

That "pretty" business is dangerous territory, yearbook editors.

[bmfc1]

Jennifer Shoppach (left), in 2008:


After making the playoffs in 2011. Remember that feeling, Jen:

[Edgy MD]

Extensions in photo #2?

[G-Fafif]

Jennifer Shoppach (left), in 2008:

Wanna know what "fan services" Alyssa Soloff was performing exactly.

[Edgy MD]

Welcome aboard, Ashley McHugh, wedding crafterer.

[HahnSolo]

Would you let a woman who wears that blouse craft your wedding?

[Edgy MD]

Just as long as I get to pick the band.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

HahnSolo wrote: Would you let a woman who wears that blouse craft your wedding?

She's got so many tricks in the inside pockets of that airy rayon, you don't even know.

[Edgy MD]

Kelly Olerud, and her wonderful hitter, fabulous fielder, and douchebag neighbor of a husband.



I don't know about you, but I think if the Oleruds just turn around here, they'll have themselves a damn fine view.

[G-Fafif]

I admire their ability to paste on grins despite staring directly into one of the ugliest trees on God's green earth.

[Fman99]

I'm disappointed that he's not wearing his helmet.