The Gulity Four

[Guest Edgy DC]

Latest round of minor leaguers guilty of PEDs in their pee:

Israel Tolentino, Yankees, pitcher
Josue Rodriguez, Yankees, catcher
Melvin Colon, Mets, pitcher
Steven Lebron, Indians, outfielder

[ashie62]

Didn't Ali beat Frazier 2 out of 3?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Well, of course he did, and... wait, WHAT?

[Valadius]

Back pages in Cleveland (if they even have back pages there):

Lebron Suspended 50 Games

[Benjamin Grimm]

I was 100 per cent sure that Melvin Colon was innocent.

[seawolf17]

Back pages in Cleveland (if they even have back pages there):

Lebron Suspended 50 Games[/quote:1us2phqp]
Exactly! Should have been the thread title here too. Missed it, Edge.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Sorry, I forgot the Law of the Required Pun:

Mets Forced to Undergo Colonectomy!
League Forces Yankees to Suspend Ties to Israel!

[seawolf17]

[MFS62]

Back pages in Cleveland (if they even have back pages there):

Lebron Suspended 50 Games[/quote:36583rjc]

That back page headline would fill 80% of the emergency rooms in Cleveland with heart attack cases.
(Wellll,... maybe 75%)

Of course, if it were true about LeBron the basketballer, you'd then be reading in the News York Papers "LeBron Promises to Sign With Nets"

Later