Rejected Mets Book Titles

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

"The Saddest Elf" by Alex Cora

[G-Fafif]

"Kiss of the Schneider Woman"

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

"Argenis, an Old Reyes"

[TransMonk]

"Pyrotechnics 101" by Vince Coleman and Bret Saberhagen

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

"Carlost Time Accidents: an OSHA Study"

[batmagadanleadoff]

Outed at the Plate: The Mike Piazza Story.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I Had Testicular Cancer and My Wife Just Died
By Scott Schoeneweis

[metirish]

" Ticket Plans: How to Alienate fans" - Dave Howard

[TransMonk]

"Choque: A Guide To Miami's Late-Night Dominican Cuisine" by Duaner Sanchez

Edited December 18, 2009 by Guest

[metirish]

" The Promenade Club: A Guide To Keeping Riff Raff Out"...by Saul Katz

[Guest attgig]

yes we can
by the 2009 mets

[Frayed Knot]

[u:tv7up3n1]Mission Improbable[/u:tv7up3n1]: The 'Shams' Run to the Pennant

[u:tv7up3n1]Bury My Season with Wounded Knees[/u:tv7up3n1]: The Carlos Beltran Story

[u:tv7up3n1]The Pel Curve[/u:tv7up3n1]: My Search for a Secondary Pitch

[u:tv7up3n1]Catcher on the Schneid[/u:tv7up3n1]

[u:tv7up3n1]Adam's Fib[/u:tv7up3n1]: The Explosive Tell-All about how I lost my job because of a beat reporter - by Tony Bernazard

[u:tv7up3n1]Tuesdays, I'm Laurie[/u:tv7up3n1]: My Secret Life as a Once-a-Week Transvestite - by Fred Wilpon

[u:tv7up3n1]I Fail in Two Cities[/u:tv7up3n1]: The Ryan Church Story

[u:tv7up3n1]Slump-Dog Millionaire[/u:tv7up3n1] - by Ollie Perez

[u:tv7up3n1]It Takes a Village Idiot[/u:tv7up3n1]: Managing the Mets in 2009 by Jerry Manual

[u:tv7up3n1]National League Lampoon[/u:tv7up3n1]

[u:tv7up3n1]Buffalo Guys Won't You Come Up Tonight?[/u:tv7up3n1]: Managing the Mid-season Roster - by Omar Minaya

[u:tv7up3n1]Out of Sight[/u:tv7up3n1]: Tales from the CitiField Visitors' Bullpen

[u:tv7up3n1]Grand Theft Degado[/u:tv7up3n1]: How to make eight million dollars from 100 at-bats

Edited December 18, 2009 by Guest

[Fman99]

[u:1uhxhivj]A Study in the Relationship of Nostril Size to Amount of Cocaine Consumed[/u:1uhxhivj] by Daryl Strawberry

[Valadius]

[u:q85whcjf]Street Spanish: A Guide for Anglos[/u:q85whcjf] by Tony Bernazard

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I Had Testicular Cancer and My Wife Just Died
By Scott Schoeneweis[/quote:37tvntd9]

This is terrible and mean and made me snort my afternoon coffee.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I Had Testicular Cancer and My Wife Just Died
By Scott Schoeneweis[/quote:umr67eav]

This is terrible and mean and made me snort my afternoon coffee.[/quote:umr67eav]

Thank you. I felt this thread was getting overloaded with bad jokes and needed a vicious one to balance the scales.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

"Balking at Balks: Learning to bring your hands to a complete stop. Eventually" by Mike Pelfrey

[G-Fafif]

"Lost"

[Valadius]

[u:iyjscxlf]How to Run Yourself Out of Town[/u:iyjscxlf] by Rey Ordonez

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

[u:3hjdkf98]Public Speaking: Anyone Can Do It, Ya Know[/u:3hjdkf98] by Omar Minaya

[u:3hjdkf98]Winning Isn't Everything: A Guide to Being a Mets Fan[/u:3hjdkf98] excerpts from the CPF Forum

[MFS62]

How to Run Yourself Out of Town by Rey Ordonez