IGT, 8/4-- In Which Arizona Overstays its Welcome.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Kaboomy

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

If this team could score runs from third with one out, it'd be 7-6.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Reyholds si a hoot. He has the athleticism, craziness, and creativity to make ridiculously good plays, but none of the polish or consistency to actually call him a good defender.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Ryan Roberts: An official selection of the Douchebag Film Festival.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Ryan Roberts: An official selection of the Douchebag Film Festival.

I got radio, and just got done making late dinner*. What's he did now?


*BTW, nothing goes better with a sorta-comeback like a fresh BLT-- thick cut Applewood-smoked bacon, Jersey tomatoes-- and a wheat beer.

EDIT: Figgered it out.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: ="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]Ryan Roberts: An official selection of the Douchebag Film Festival. I got radio, and just got done making late dinner*. What's he did now? *BTW, nothing goes better with a sorta-comeback like a fresh BLT-- thick cut Applewood-smoked bacon, Jersey tomatoes-- and a wheat beer.

That's what that tattoo on his neck signifies.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Parnell can be stingey with runners in scoring position also.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I thought it meant he was prison-"taken."

Anyway, let's stretch it out, happy-like.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

This team isn't so good in seventh innings.

[Frayed Knot]

OK, I admit it, I gave up and turned on 'House'.

[Frayed Knot]

Did we burn everyone already to the point where we have no logical candidate to run for Sheff and then go in for D?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Santana? Perez?

[Frayed Knot]

Shit! That was the inning we needed to do something.

[Fman99]

Well that sucked. Again.

Losing 3 of 4 to these stiffs, weak.

[Valadius]

We won this game minus Fig Newton. Fuck.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Moral victory!

Fuck moral victories.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

LWFS -"BTW, nothing goes better with a sorta-comeback like a fresh BLT-- thick cut Applewood-smoked bacon, Jersey tomatoes-- and a wheat beer."

Everything seems better with a hearty helping of thick sliced bacon and a cold beer. Even the Mets are more tolerable with beer and bacon.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I too approve of bacon and beer.

Tonight however the best I can do is preztels and beer.

[Guest Edgy DC]

My only comfort was Joe DiMaggio's shlong. And even that proved scant consolaton.

[Gwreck]

In some ways I was relieved to see Schoeneweis not get in a game this series. Somehow my faith in the fans at the park is not such that I would expect the poor guy to be given the break he deserves.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I say we kill Francoeur for hacking at the first pitch in the 8th. I mean, I'd forgive it if he'd singled, but he didn't and so he must die.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Seems to me that's on the manager.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Jerry's not going to kill Francoeur. We must do it.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Jerry's not going to kill Francoeur. We must do it.

Only one question remains: ironic death or plain vanilla death?

(I-RON-EE! I-RON-EE!)

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

JCL -"Jerry's not going to kill Francoeur. We must do it."

Buy him a seat on a tour bus to a game at Citizens Bank Park.

[Fman99]

Rockin' Doc wrote: JCL -"Jerry's not going to kill Francoeur. We must do it." Buy him a seat on a tour bus to a game at Citizens Bank Park.

Send him to Mo Rivera's house, tell him to meet you at the deep end. At night.

[Centerfield]

Fman99 wrote: ="Rockin' Doc"]JCL -"Jerry's not going to kill Francoeur. We must do it." Buy him a seat on a tour bus to a game at Citizens Bank Park. Send him to Mo Rivera's house, tell him to meet you at the deep end. At night.

Buy him a car and let him drive around in Leyritz's neighborhood.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Let him eat Nathan's hot dogs (or Chick-Fil-A, should he prefer) until his insides burst-- then it's death by poor plate discipline.