IGT, 7/8, Happy Ollie Day

[Fman99]

OK, I am an idiot. I'll stop now.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Let's go, man.

[Piggiestomatoes]

WTF, Frankie. Throw a damn strike.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Come on. Loretta is no slugger.

[Elster88]

Nymr83 wrote: ="OlerudOwned"]"Counting on Ollie to throw strikes kind of like counting on a Stormtrooper to actually hit something when they fire their guns in Star Wars" -Burkhardt quote of the year

What year? 1977?

[Elster88]

Fman99 wrote: Quiet IGT. On to the 9th, time for some insurance runs. Which apparently are also runs, this whole scoring thing seems alien to me. I'm like Tom Cruise plopped down in front of a vagina. Not really sure what I've got here.

Maverick gets all the hot girls.

[Elster88]

Frank is making me nervous.

[ashie62]

shitfuck

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Why are they trying to make goofy plays like that with the winning run?

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Well, if you can't pick him off, at least stun him.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Get Putz up.

[Elster88]

OlerudOwned wrote: Well, if you can't pick him off, at least stun him.

I'd be lol'ing if I wasn't scared.

Edit: Oh hey double play.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Hot damn.

[Fman99]

Edgy DC wrote: Get Putz up.

Sure, bust out the Julia Styles photos.

Oh wait. METS WIN!

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Phew! Frankie says "relax!" and gets the DP!!

[Guest themetfairy]

Thank G-d! The fucking game is over!

[nymr83]

thank god. of course they made it scary

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

"It don't come easy. You know it don't come easy."

Put it in the books.

[ashie62]

seawolf17 wrote: [ashie] Daniel Murphy, your 2009 NL Gold Glove winner at first base. [/ashie]

you rang?

NICE OUTCOME** Jocularity

[Piggiestomatoes]

AMEN!

[Guest themetfairy]

Oops - wrong thread

[Piggiestomatoes]

Finally...a happy recap!

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

ESPN is calling Murph's move as the play of the year.

[metirish]

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Ethier said than done.

[Fman99]

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Awesome game!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Holy Christmas, that was fun! And long!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

And now my fiancee's getting Matt Kemp, Orlando Hudson, Chad Billingsley, Jeff Weaver and Brent Leach* drunk (she manages the lobby bars/restaurants at the Parker-Meridien and has gotten them an extra two rounds of shots on top of the four they just had)! Exclamation points and more Jager all around!

*She recognized Kemp from my fantasy team, and we figured the rest together. That's f*ckin' teamwork!

[Gwreck]

Hope they don't know about the burgers*; as those'll do a fine job of curing the hangovers.


* Well, except Broxton. No doubt he knows.