Seven Touchdowns

[seawolf17]

Eastern Kentucky (16-8) beat Kentucky State Wednesday afternoon. The story, from EKU's site:

]RICHMOND, Ky. - The Eastern Kentucky University baseball team defeated Kentucky State on Wednesday afternoon at Turkey Hughes Field. The Colonels have now won 13 of their last 16 games and head into this weekend's series with UT Martin with a record of 16-8 (4-2 OVC). EKU will play host to the Skyhawks in a three game conference series this weekend at Turkey Hughes Field. Saturday's doubleheader is scheduled to begin at 1:00 p.m. while Sunday's game is also set to begin at 1:00 p.m.

Wait... what's missing? Oh, that's right... the score. Let's look at their schedule page...

]3/31/2009 Miami University Richmond, Ky. Live Stats W 9-6 Details 4/1/2009 Kentucky State Richmond, Ky. Live Stats W 49-1 Details 4/4/2009 UT Martin (DH) Richmond, Ky. Live Stats 1:00 PM Details 4/5/2009 UT Martin Richmond, Ky. Live Stats 1:00 PM Details

Wait, wait, wait. That's gotta be a typo, right?

http://www.ekusports.com/documents/2009/4/1/EKU_KSU.pdf

Holy bejeezus. That's a tough day for the D-II Thorobreds, who are coached by Lamar Johnson, who may or may not be the ex-major leaguer of the same name. But really, if you throw out the nine errors they made (!!), it's not all that bad. Offensively, they held their own, with a run and eight hits in five innings.

[DocTee]

Classy move by EKU to downplay the triumph on their website. They also pulled all their starters after one inning and played "station-to-station" ball for the entire game.