Pudge Signs!!!!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

with the Astros

[seawolf17]

You know he's just going to sit in front of his locker and weep about what could have been here in New York. Too bad for them.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I had felt a lower-abdominal rumbling just after lunch... I thought it was the gumbo I had, but I realize now that it must have been my Shitty-FA-options Sense" (and it's not a tingling!).

[metirish]

I'm certain I read somewhere that Pudge always wanted to be an Astro.

[Guest Edgy DC]

One thing about the Stroh's --- they had like an historically low error year last season. I don't know how sustainable that is, but he joins a solid defense.

[Benjamin Grimm]

="metirish":2fg4wixq]I'm certain I read somewhere that Pudge always wanted to be an Astro.[/quote:2fg4wixq] His dad grew up worshiping Cesar Cedeno and Jimmy Wynn.

seawolf17 Mar 16 2009 01:37 PM

But really, they're like the Drunk J-Lo of the NL Central.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 16 2009 02:24 PM

="seawolf17"]But really, they're like the Drunk Jessica Simpson of the NL Central. /fixed

Fman99 Mar 16 2009 05:38 PM

="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"]But really, they're like the Drunk, Fat in jeans but I'd still get all up in that Jessica Simpson of the NL Central. /fixed

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 16 2009 06:33 PM

="Fman99"] ="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"]But really, they're like the Drunk, Fat in jeans but I'd still get all up in that Jessica Simpson of the NL Central. /fixed To be fair, the Astros look like this to ALL right-handed hitters of limited power.

[seawolf17]

But really, they're like the Drunk J-Lo of the NL Central.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

="seawolf17"]But really, they're like the Drunk Jessica Simpson of the NL Central.

/fixed

[Fman99]

="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"]But really, they're like the Drunk, Fat in jeans but I'd still get all up in that Jessica Simpson of the NL Central.

/fixed

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

="Fman99"] ="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"]But really, they're like the Drunk, Fat in jeans but I'd still get all up in that Jessica Simpson of the NL Central. /fixed

To be fair, the Astros look like this to ALL right-handed hitters of limited power.