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ARod is in the process of fessing up to Gammons (and ESPN is going to milk this access for all it's worth):
- now admits he roided from 2001 to 2003 but not since


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Guest metsguyinmichigan
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Posted


AP sez ARod confessing to using PEDs between 2001 and 2003.

Probably a good move to get it out there.

Even better if he says "Derek gave them to me!"


Posted


wow! good for him!

that, btw, is exactly what i would've thought he should say. own up to using for more than you were caught for, and it makes the confession more believable.

should be an interesting story to read more on later when i actually have time.


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The Andy Pettitte defense. I didn;t. Oh, you got me? OK I did


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I've been thinking about this and I don't dislike Rodriguez anymore after this debacle , I have never cared for him but this doesn't make me care even less for him. I have been following baseball since the mid nineties so in reality looking back I have been a fan in the steroid era.


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="Frayed Knot":1w77txb8]
="metirish":1w77txb8]Bill Madden in the Snooze today says the MFY's need to 'Cut him loose - no matter the cost" , they would be "applauded for it"....hey it's only $270 million....[/quote:1w77txb8]

That's so absurdly over the top that it's barely worth discussing.[/quote:1w77txb8]

It's like Klapisch and Madden are trying to have a dumb-off. Someone might want to point out to Madden that the "Yankee Brand" not only doesn't cut steroid users, they re-sign them (Pettite).







MFS62
Feb 09 2009 04:02 PM


Or forgive them (Giambi)
Later







bmfc1
Feb 09 2009 04:18 PM


Real classy Alex: he accuses Selena Roberts of breaking into his house, scaring his kids, and only doing this because she has a book deal.







bmfc1
Feb 09 2009 04:21 PM


Alex: "God is doing this for a reason."

Yeah, to expose you as a fraud, you self-righteous jackass.







Frayed Knot
Feb 09 2009 05:13 PM


="bmfc1":2fg4x9go]Real classy Alex: he accuses Selena Roberts of breaking into his house, scaring his kids, and only doing this because she has a book deal.[/quote:2fg4x9go]

That was the most interesting thing I took out of his chat w/Gammons (didn't hear/see all of it).

And that's not going to gain him any brownie points with the scribes. Not a whole lot gets the collective media more in line as when one of their own is attacked for his/her motives.







MFS62
Feb 09 2009 05:21 PM


Motives?
If this (the break in) is true, what about methods?
Later







MFS62
Feb 09 2009 06:35 PM


Did he or didn't he is just copious quantities of ca ca.

This is the real issue:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/ne...o&type=lgns

Whoever leaked the list could look at doing some real hard time.



Later







Rockin' Doc
Feb 09 2009 07:45 PM


Lunchbucket - "I thought of all Madden's cockamamie points, the fact that this event tarnishes the MFY Brand that they've worked so hard to feed us was actually a good one. I mean, were it up to the Yankee Brand people exclusively, they'd probably have Rodriguez killed."

They could just have Rivera invite A-Rod to a pool party.







MFS62
Feb 09 2009 07:48 PM


That's cold.
Funny.
But cold.
Literally LOL!
Later







metsguyinmichigan
Feb 09 2009 08:16 PM


="Rockin' Doc":2q348b13]Lunchbucket - "I thought of all Madden's cockamamie points, the fact that this event tarnishes the MFY Brand that they've worked so hard to feed us was actually a good one. I mean, were it up to the Yankee Brand people exclusively, they'd probably have Rodriguez killed."

They could just have Rivera invite A-Rod to a pool party.[/quote:2q348b13]


Badass bullet of cool!







metirish
Feb 10 2009 06:35 AM


I watched the interview last night , thought Gammons was disgraceful , not surprised by that though.







Frayed Knot
Feb 10 2009 07:00 AM


="MFS62":2tuoh1qv]Motives?
If this (the break in) is true, what about methods?[/quote:2tuoh1qv]

I'm operating under the assumption that the stories* of Roberts breaking into his house and "stalking" him are, at best, over-the-top exaggerations and that what Alex considers to be criminal harassment will be seen by other reporters as 'doing her job'. So, yeah, I expect the media as a whole to close ranks around her rather than him.



* Apparently there was "an incident" with reporter Roberts and a guard at the gate outside of Rodriguez's community. Not sure if that's what he's blown up into 'trying to break in' or if he's talking about something else.







Vince Coleman Firecracker
Feb 10 2009 07:52 AM


="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]The Andy Pettitte defense. I didn;t. Oh, you got me? OK I did


Actually, the Pettitte defense is more like: I didn't. Oh, you got me? Well, I only did it that time. Ok, I did it a little more than you caught me for, but never again or before. This defense allows you to seem like you're telling the truth, since you admit to just a smidge more than you got busted for, while at the same time limiting damage to your reputation, since there was only a small time span (always significantly in the past) in which you were cheating.

This defense works well because people want to give these athletes the benefit of the doubt. I assume that these tests only snag the very tips of the icebergs in terms of how many are cheating and how often they are. I think A-Rod, Pettitte and countless others (including many Mets I loved and still love following) have used PEDs since high school and continue to cheat to the present day.







Edgy DC
Feb 10 2009 08:00 AM


="Vince Coleman Firecracker":3cjpun8v]This defense works well because people want to give these athletes the benefit of the doubt.[/quote:3cjpun8v]

Unless, of course the athlete is A-Rod.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 10 2009 08:19 AM


Not to stoke this more but Jeter fed his fanclub in the 4th estate an interesting line yesterday.

Filip Bondy who may as well titled his piece in the snooze today GOD I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEREK'S BALLSACK practically apologizes for even asking whether Jeter did it and finds the answer: "Why would my name be on that list?" as an acceptable response.

Note how Jeets dares his cheering section to accuse him of something, so he can act wronged from the start.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 09:12 AM


="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]

Filip Bondy who may as well titled his piece in the snooze today GOD I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEREK'S BALLSACK practically apologizes for even asking whether Jeter did it and finds the answer: "Why would my name be on that list?" as an acceptable response.
.



Bondy definitely finds that answer acceptable...
]
That was the answer we wanted to hear. Jeter is the guy who stays out of trouble, doesn't go trawling for it. He remains single, so his romantic dalliances amuse instead of disgust us. He keeps quiet about the contract that expires in 2010, about his place in the lineup, about the pitchers and teammates and coaches who have failed him in recent seasons


what would these guys do if their beloved Jeter was dirty...Snooze has 15 pages on Rodriguez.







metsguyinmichigan
Feb 10 2009 09:43 AM


Jeter's proof is in his middling stats. If he put those numbers up in Kansas City, he'd be just another decent player.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 10 2009 09:47 AM


No no no no no no.

My point is if he played in this era he's a suspect whose denial is as sincere as anyone else's. Everyone is a suspect, and the papers still don't get it.

And players from Termel Sledge to Manny Aybar should have proven by now that numbers have little to do with it.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 09:56 AM


Yeah numbers mean nothing really , as we know a lot of players took them to help recover from injury or just to recover from games, unlike Rodriguez who was just young and stoopid.







metsguyinmichigan
Feb 10 2009 09:57 AM


Letterman on ARod

Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine


10 "Hey, it's Mark McGwire, want to get together this weekend and not talk about the past?"
9 "Joe Torre here, thanks for helping book sales."
8 "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"
7 "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"
6 "Hi, it's Bernie Madoff. Nice try, but I'm still the most hated man in NYC."
5 "Michael Phelps here, got any snacks?"
4 "Hi, this is Sammy Sosa, just pretend you don't speak English."
3 "Michael Phelps again, did I call you or did you call me?"
2 "Hi this is Rod Blagojevich, I'll say you're innocent if you say I am."

and the Number One Message Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine:

1 "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"







soupcan
Feb 10 2009 10:09 AM


Fucking funny!







metirish
Feb 10 2009 11:43 AM


Hilarious from Letterman....

Representative Elijah Cummings apparently wants to bring Rodriguez before Congress.


]

"I think we're going to have to see what Rodriguez will tell us," Cummings said in a phone interview. "He is in a confessing mode, so maybe he needs to put his apology into some meaningful action by cooperating with the committee so we can see if there are things we need to reopen to make sure baseball is doing all that it can to rid itself of this kind of practice."







Edgy DC
Feb 10 2009 11:47 AM


Me as A-Rod: "I'll testify under oath if everybody else does. Don't have time for that? OK, then just Derek."







metirish
Feb 10 2009 11:48 AM


Let's just play ball.







MFS62
Feb 10 2009 11:51 AM


Under HIPAA regulations (in force since 1996) divulging the results of a medical test without the express consent of the patient is a violation of Federal Law.

The penalties are here:
http://aspe.hhs.gov/admnsimp/pl104191.htm#1176

From information published about the A-Rod case, the tests were conducted by a licensed medical testing organization. To me, that makes them covered by that law. Those 2003 tests were conducted under the terms of anonymity. In that case, I can't believe any of the players testd signed a release/ waiver of those terms. Therefore, IMO anyone divulging those results has committed a crime and should be punished.

Can any Medical folks here confirm my opinion?

Later







metirish
Feb 10 2009 12:04 PM


Our David has spoken



]


Mets' David Wright praises A-Rod for coming clean

BY DAVID LENNON | david.lennon@newsday.com
1:57 PM EST, February 10, 2009

David Wright praised Alex Rodriguez for coming clean on his PED use during Monday's interview with ESPN, but also took a hard-line against cheaters.

"I hope that anybody who cheats get caught," Wright said. "Maybe its me being na�ve, but I think baseball is clean. You would have to be either very desperate or flat-out stupid to try and beat the system now."

That said, Wright still believes that A-Rod is "a tremendous player" and laughed when someone asked about comparing himself to the Yankees' third baseman in the wake of these revelations.

"He's better than me," a smiling Wright said







Frayed Knot
Feb 10 2009 12:18 PM


]Under HIPAA regulations (in force since 1996) divulging the results of a medical test without the express consent of the patient is a violation of Federal Law.


Fine. Now all you have to do is convince the government that they need to prosecute themselves over the fact that they're the ones who first confiscated, then leaked, the records.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 01:15 PM


Congress thankfully win not haul Rodriguez in for a grilling.


]

The statement from Rep. Edolphus Towns (D-NY) today reads:

"The news that another one of baseball's premier players -- in addition to another 103 unnamed players -- used performance enhancing drugs is disturbing and sends yet another horrible message to our young people.

"With unemployment in this country approaching double digits and our constituents' very livelihoods being threatened by the nation's economic woes, I intend to focus on passing President Obama's Economic Recovery legislation to get Americans back to work to fix our sinking economy. The American people need leaders who will focus on stemming job losses and getting credit to flow in the marketplace before hearing from yet another person who cheated both himself and the game of baseball.

The Committee began this investigation in the face of a weak and ineffective drug testing policy that compromised the integrity of Major League Baseball. Now that baseball is implementing one of the most comprehensive drug testing policies in major league sports, I look forward to monitoring how well the policy is working to ensure the credibility of our national pastime.







themetfairy
Feb 10 2009 01:36 PM


="metirish"]Our David has spoken



]


Mets' David Wright praises A-Rod for coming clean

Wright said. "Maybe its me being na�ve, but I think baseball is clean. You would have to be either very desperate or flat-out stupid to try and beat the system now."



Someone give that boy a hug. Or a puppy dog.







themetfairy
Feb 10 2009 01:42 PM


Caple Blames Madonna For A-Rod's Steroid Use[/url:1axxb394].







G-Fafif
Feb 10 2009 04:44 PM


Just you wait -- some version of this[/url:1e05cmtc] will be written by at least one of the columnists cited.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 04:53 PM


OMG , brilliant....







Edgy DC
Feb 12 2009 08:13 AM


Zev goes the whole nine yards, and the only moral failure he indicts the Rod for is giving up the juice and therefore ripping the Yankees off.


Opinion
A-Rod, get back on the 'roids
You've got nothing to apologize about; drugs have been part of professional baseball for a long time.
By Zev Chafets
February 12, 2009


If it is true that Alex Rodriguez stopped using steroids in 2003, before he came to New York, the Yankees have been swindled. A-Rod hasn't been trying his hardest to win and help his team.

In A-Rod's defense, it could be argued that there is no empirical proof that taking anabolic steroids improves baseball performance. But baseball players think they do. A-Rod himself admits he took steroids to make himself one of the greatest players of all time.

Even if steroids are potentially dangerous (and despite suspicions, there is no proof that they cause permanent harm when properly administered to adult males), what of it? For many people, danger is the price of doing business. Construction workers, firefighters, cops and combat soldiers all take their lives in their hands to earn a living.

According to Sports Illustrated, 104 major leaguers tested positive for steroids in 2003. That's about 10% of the players in the majors.

Back in 2003, A-Rod didn't necessarily know who the other 103 users were. But he did know that they were out there someplace. They might have been pitchers he was facing, or fielders who caught up with his batted balls. He probably guessed that some of the juicers were the great hitters he was competing against for primacy and the money that goes with it.

Can anybody blame A-Rod for leveling the playing field? What was he supposed to say: My rivals may be chemically enhancing their performances, but that's just a disadvantage I must live with?

Baseball players have been doing drugs since Hall of Fame pitcher Pud Galvin shot up with monkey testosterone in 1889. And it's not just steroids, Since the '60s, major leaguers also have used amphetamines and downers. Players take them for professional purposes, not for fun.

As every Little Leaguer has been taught, you sacrifice what you must for the good of the team. You play hurt if necessary, and you take your advantages where you find them. Gaylord Perry threw spitballs, more or less publicly, for 20 years, and he got into Cooperstown. As a player, John McGraw tripped so many base runners that baseball was forced to introduce an infield umpire -- and McGraw is in the Hall of Fame too. Even Babe Ruth was caught corking his bat. These and a hundred other incidents of sign stealing, bat tippling, ball scuffing and bat doctoring are staples of baseball lore, lovingly recounted by after-dinner speakers and broadcasters across American generations. Cheating is as much a part of Major League Baseball as alcoholism, ethnic bench jockeying and the ground-rule double.

Besides, let's be honest. Americans love chemicals that provide an edge. Students use them to cram for finals. Pilots and surgeons take Provigil to keep sharp. Trial lawyers and Broadway actors pop beta blockers to ward off stage fright. Bob Dole pitched Viagra on television. I've even heard rumors about sportswriters who smoothed out their workdays with Prozac.

Science marches on, no matter how much we long for the pristine days before medication. Ballplayers will always look for an edge, and chemists will always come up with one, and a way to evade testing too.

"Everybody does it" is not a moral defense, but honestly, is this really a moral issue? Baseball hasn't treated it that way.

Forty years after Jim Bouton revealed the widespread use of "greenies," no players have been seriously punished for using chemicals. Even now, the only real threat is getting banned from the Hall of Fame, and we'll see how long that lasts in the age of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens and A-Rod. The baseball establishment still hasn't made a real effort to stop players from using steroids, because it is believed that steroids enhance performance and help win games -- and that is what professional baseball is all about.

Except, it turns out, to A-Rod. For the last four seasons, he has let his teammates and his fans down by doing less than his best. Unless, of course, he is lying about having quit in 2003, and he's been enhancing right along. Say that it's so, A-Rod. Say that it's so.

Zev Chafets' book on the Baseball Hall of Fame, "Cooperstown Confidential," will be published in May.







Rockin' Doc
Feb 12 2009 11:09 AM


My dear Mr. Chafets,

You sir, are an idiot.

Sincerely, --Rockin' Doc







metirish
Feb 12 2009 11:36 AM


]

As a player, John McGraw tripped so many base runners that baseball was forced to introduce an infield umpire -- and McGraw is in the Hall of Fame too.



For fucks sake man get a grip .







Ashie62
Feb 12 2009 05:04 PM


="metirish":1ih6vdd4]Let's just play ball.[/quote:1ih6vdd4]

Yup...This whole steroid drama is wearing thin..Since no Ballplayers are beyond question as to taking performance enhancers why don't we do this to wrap up the issue for good.

1. On opening day for all teams at their own parks have every player in uniform do 200 Military squats as punishment and penance.

Fans can use the time to boo or heckle to vent, or step out to get some delicious Wise snacks.

2. Have Selig sac up and designate 1996-2003 the "live ball era" or whatever you would like to call it.

3. Current Drug Testing Policies are in place to move forward.

Lastly, I'm not going to hammer Arod or any other abuser as I won't should any of our boys get outed...I can't imagine David Wright ever being involved in this mess but as I said..no one is beyond question.

Now play ball!!!







soupcan
Feb 13 2009 11:21 AM


If anyone's interested - Pete Rose is going to be on WFAN with Francesa in a couple of minutes.

I'm sure he'll be talking about Alex.







seawolf17
Feb 17 2009 12:05 PM


This press conference is insipid.







PatchyFogg
Feb 17 2009 12:09 PM


="soupcan":ko45fwv9]If anyone's interested - Pete Rose is going to be on WFAN with Francesa in a couple of minutes.

I'm sure he'll be talking about Alex.[/quote:ko45fwv9]

And, we're having Kirk Radomski live at 9:15PM tonight on LI's 90.3FM in case anyone is in the listening area. I'll put it up at http://hosted.filefront.com/patchyfogg after the show.

In the meantime (at the same website), you can check out the 2 commercial-free hour Mets Preview that we did with Adam Rubin right before he left for Port St. Lucie.







Nymr83
Feb 17 2009 12:12 PM


="seawolf17":3rs9xhqj]This press conference is insipid.[/quote:3rs9xhqj]

What more did you want him to say? I relize the media needs to keep beating it to death because they have columns to fill, but I've heard all I need to hear already.







metirish
Feb 17 2009 12:52 PM


It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 17 2009 12:57 PM


John Harper in the meantime is suckered into taking Texiera's word he's never used, why he's "cleaner than Derek Jeter if that's even possible" (yes, he actually wrote that today).







themetfairy
Feb 17 2009 02:01 PM


="metirish":2kjyziqi]It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.[/quote:2kjyziqi]

How does he feel about World Peace?







holychicken
Feb 17 2009 03:03 PM


="Ashie62":2gt1v9x0]2. Have Selig sac up and designate 1996-2003 the "live ball era" or whatever you would like to call it.[/quote:2gt1v9x0]
The "small balls era" makes more sense.







metirish
Feb 17 2009 08:14 PM


Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....







Edgy DC
Feb 17 2009 08:20 PM


Is that something he wrote or said?







metirish
Feb 17 2009 08:29 PM


I was watching the news and he said it, not the exact quote from me but close .







MFS62
Feb 17 2009 09:17 PM


="themetfairy":67aky83c]
="metirish":67aky83c]It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.[/quote:67aky83c]

How does he feel about World Peace?[/quote:67aky83c]

It doesn't matter.
He's not competing for Miss America.

Later







LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 17 2009 09:57 PM


="metirish":cg5944xb]Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....[/quote:cg5944xb]

You know, like Leyritz.

/Why, yes, my tongue works fine-- why do you ask?







Nymr83
Feb 18 2009 02:26 AM


="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":2ac33j35]
="metirish":2ac33j35]Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....[/quote:2ac33j35]

You know, like Leyritz.

/Why, yes, my tongue works fine-- why do you ask?[/quote:2ac33j35]

Sorry Johnny, whatever he took was probably illegal in the U.S.







Edgy DC
Feb 18 2009 05:59 AM


I actually tihnk a human being must be sacrificed every time Madonna copulates.







metirish
Feb 18 2009 07:06 AM


More from Johnny....to the print media he had this to say.....


]

"It's unfortunate he made some stupid mistakes. He's a guy who definitely did not need it, and I definitely do not condone it....But there could be a lot worse things he could've been doing out there, (like) murdering someone"It's unfortunate he made some stupid mistakes. He's a guy who definitely did not need it, and I definitely do not condone it....But there could be a lot worse things he could've been doing out there, (like) murdering someone


"We can go out there and support him," Damon added, "because we know we can't go out there and win a World Series without him."



Rodriguez's amatuer hour defense defies logic , I didn't expect anything else from him but it couldn't have been more staged if he were on Broadway.







Frayed Knot
Feb 18 2009 07:06 AM


="Edgy DC":1kos7lsf]I actually tihnk a human being must be sacrificed every time Madonna copulates.[/quote:1kos7lsf]

That would explain all the death and destruction in the world.



Re: Damon -- His name came up in a round-table type sports discussion I was listening to and the panel was deftly using euphemisms like "an uncomplicated man" when describing him in order to keep from flat-out saying that he's basically box-of-rocks stupid.







Edgy DC
Feb 18 2009 07:19 AM


Yes, Johnny, murder, manslaughter --- these things are worse than cheating at baseball. Thank you for your incisive analysis.

For a counterpoint, here's Ambiorix Burgos.



Posted


Real classy Alex: he accuses Selena Roberts of breaking into his house, scaring his kids, and only doing this because she has a book deal.


Posted


Alex: "God is doing this for a reason."

Yeah, to expose you as a fraud, you self-righteous jackass.


Posted


="bmfc1":2fg4x9go]Real classy Alex: he accuses Selena Roberts of breaking into his house, scaring his kids, and only doing this because she has a book deal.[/quote:2fg4x9go]

That was the most interesting thing I took out of his chat w/Gammons (didn't hear/see all of it).

And that's not going to gain him any brownie points with the scribes. Not a whole lot gets the collective media more in line as when one of their own is attacked for his/her motives.







MFS62
Feb 09 2009 05:21 PM


Motives?
If this (the break in) is true, what about methods?
Later







MFS62
Feb 09 2009 06:35 PM


Did he or didn't he is just copious quantities of ca ca.

This is the real issue:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/ne...o&type=lgns

Whoever leaked the list could look at doing some real hard time.



Later







Rockin' Doc
Feb 09 2009 07:45 PM


Lunchbucket - "I thought of all Madden's cockamamie points, the fact that this event tarnishes the MFY Brand that they've worked so hard to feed us was actually a good one. I mean, were it up to the Yankee Brand people exclusively, they'd probably have Rodriguez killed."

They could just have Rivera invite A-Rod to a pool party.







MFS62
Feb 09 2009 07:48 PM


That's cold.
Funny.
But cold.
Literally LOL!
Later







metsguyinmichigan
Feb 09 2009 08:16 PM


="Rockin' Doc":2q348b13]Lunchbucket - "I thought of all Madden's cockamamie points, the fact that this event tarnishes the MFY Brand that they've worked so hard to feed us was actually a good one. I mean, were it up to the Yankee Brand people exclusively, they'd probably have Rodriguez killed."

They could just have Rivera invite A-Rod to a pool party.[/quote:2q348b13]


Badass bullet of cool!







metirish
Feb 10 2009 06:35 AM


I watched the interview last night , thought Gammons was disgraceful , not surprised by that though.







Frayed Knot
Feb 10 2009 07:00 AM


="MFS62":2tuoh1qv]Motives?
If this (the break in) is true, what about methods?[/quote:2tuoh1qv]

I'm operating under the assumption that the stories* of Roberts breaking into his house and "stalking" him are, at best, over-the-top exaggerations and that what Alex considers to be criminal harassment will be seen by other reporters as 'doing her job'. So, yeah, I expect the media as a whole to close ranks around her rather than him.



* Apparently there was "an incident" with reporter Roberts and a guard at the gate outside of Rodriguez's community. Not sure if that's what he's blown up into 'trying to break in' or if he's talking about something else.







Vince Coleman Firecracker
Feb 10 2009 07:52 AM


="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]The Andy Pettitte defense. I didn;t. Oh, you got me? OK I did


Actually, the Pettitte defense is more like: I didn't. Oh, you got me? Well, I only did it that time. Ok, I did it a little more than you caught me for, but never again or before. This defense allows you to seem like you're telling the truth, since you admit to just a smidge more than you got busted for, while at the same time limiting damage to your reputation, since there was only a small time span (always significantly in the past) in which you were cheating.

This defense works well because people want to give these athletes the benefit of the doubt. I assume that these tests only snag the very tips of the icebergs in terms of how many are cheating and how often they are. I think A-Rod, Pettitte and countless others (including many Mets I loved and still love following) have used PEDs since high school and continue to cheat to the present day.







Edgy DC
Feb 10 2009 08:00 AM


="Vince Coleman Firecracker":3cjpun8v]This defense works well because people want to give these athletes the benefit of the doubt.[/quote:3cjpun8v]

Unless, of course the athlete is A-Rod.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 10 2009 08:19 AM


Not to stoke this more but Jeter fed his fanclub in the 4th estate an interesting line yesterday.

Filip Bondy who may as well titled his piece in the snooze today GOD I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEREK'S BALLSACK practically apologizes for even asking whether Jeter did it and finds the answer: "Why would my name be on that list?" as an acceptable response.

Note how Jeets dares his cheering section to accuse him of something, so he can act wronged from the start.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 09:12 AM


="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]

Filip Bondy who may as well titled his piece in the snooze today GOD I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEREK'S BALLSACK practically apologizes for even asking whether Jeter did it and finds the answer: "Why would my name be on that list?" as an acceptable response.
.



Bondy definitely finds that answer acceptable...
]
That was the answer we wanted to hear. Jeter is the guy who stays out of trouble, doesn't go trawling for it. He remains single, so his romantic dalliances amuse instead of disgust us. He keeps quiet about the contract that expires in 2010, about his place in the lineup, about the pitchers and teammates and coaches who have failed him in recent seasons


what would these guys do if their beloved Jeter was dirty...Snooze has 15 pages on Rodriguez.







metsguyinmichigan
Feb 10 2009 09:43 AM


Jeter's proof is in his middling stats. If he put those numbers up in Kansas City, he'd be just another decent player.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 10 2009 09:47 AM


No no no no no no.

My point is if he played in this era he's a suspect whose denial is as sincere as anyone else's. Everyone is a suspect, and the papers still don't get it.

And players from Termel Sledge to Manny Aybar should have proven by now that numbers have little to do with it.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 09:56 AM


Yeah numbers mean nothing really , as we know a lot of players took them to help recover from injury or just to recover from games, unlike Rodriguez who was just young and stoopid.







metsguyinmichigan
Feb 10 2009 09:57 AM


Letterman on ARod

Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine


10 "Hey, it's Mark McGwire, want to get together this weekend and not talk about the past?"
9 "Joe Torre here, thanks for helping book sales."
8 "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"
7 "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"
6 "Hi, it's Bernie Madoff. Nice try, but I'm still the most hated man in NYC."
5 "Michael Phelps here, got any snacks?"
4 "Hi, this is Sammy Sosa, just pretend you don't speak English."
3 "Michael Phelps again, did I call you or did you call me?"
2 "Hi this is Rod Blagojevich, I'll say you're innocent if you say I am."

and the Number One Message Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine:

1 "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"







soupcan
Feb 10 2009 10:09 AM


Fucking funny!







metirish
Feb 10 2009 11:43 AM


Hilarious from Letterman....

Representative Elijah Cummings apparently wants to bring Rodriguez before Congress.


]

"I think we're going to have to see what Rodriguez will tell us," Cummings said in a phone interview. "He is in a confessing mode, so maybe he needs to put his apology into some meaningful action by cooperating with the committee so we can see if there are things we need to reopen to make sure baseball is doing all that it can to rid itself of this kind of practice."







Edgy DC
Feb 10 2009 11:47 AM


Me as A-Rod: "I'll testify under oath if everybody else does. Don't have time for that? OK, then just Derek."







metirish
Feb 10 2009 11:48 AM


Let's just play ball.







MFS62
Feb 10 2009 11:51 AM


Under HIPAA regulations (in force since 1996) divulging the results of a medical test without the express consent of the patient is a violation of Federal Law.

The penalties are here:
http://aspe.hhs.gov/admnsimp/pl104191.htm#1176

From information published about the A-Rod case, the tests were conducted by a licensed medical testing organization. To me, that makes them covered by that law. Those 2003 tests were conducted under the terms of anonymity. In that case, I can't believe any of the players testd signed a release/ waiver of those terms. Therefore, IMO anyone divulging those results has committed a crime and should be punished.

Can any Medical folks here confirm my opinion?

Later







metirish
Feb 10 2009 12:04 PM


Our David has spoken



]


Mets' David Wright praises A-Rod for coming clean

BY DAVID LENNON | david.lennon@newsday.com
1:57 PM EST, February 10, 2009

David Wright praised Alex Rodriguez for coming clean on his PED use during Monday's interview with ESPN, but also took a hard-line against cheaters.

"I hope that anybody who cheats get caught," Wright said. "Maybe its me being na�ve, but I think baseball is clean. You would have to be either very desperate or flat-out stupid to try and beat the system now."

That said, Wright still believes that A-Rod is "a tremendous player" and laughed when someone asked about comparing himself to the Yankees' third baseman in the wake of these revelations.

"He's better than me," a smiling Wright said







Frayed Knot
Feb 10 2009 12:18 PM


]Under HIPAA regulations (in force since 1996) divulging the results of a medical test without the express consent of the patient is a violation of Federal Law.


Fine. Now all you have to do is convince the government that they need to prosecute themselves over the fact that they're the ones who first confiscated, then leaked, the records.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 01:15 PM


Congress thankfully win not haul Rodriguez in for a grilling.


]

The statement from Rep. Edolphus Towns (D-NY) today reads:

"The news that another one of baseball's premier players -- in addition to another 103 unnamed players -- used performance enhancing drugs is disturbing and sends yet another horrible message to our young people.

"With unemployment in this country approaching double digits and our constituents' very livelihoods being threatened by the nation's economic woes, I intend to focus on passing President Obama's Economic Recovery legislation to get Americans back to work to fix our sinking economy. The American people need leaders who will focus on stemming job losses and getting credit to flow in the marketplace before hearing from yet another person who cheated both himself and the game of baseball.

The Committee began this investigation in the face of a weak and ineffective drug testing policy that compromised the integrity of Major League Baseball. Now that baseball is implementing one of the most comprehensive drug testing policies in major league sports, I look forward to monitoring how well the policy is working to ensure the credibility of our national pastime.







themetfairy
Feb 10 2009 01:36 PM


="metirish"]Our David has spoken



]


Mets' David Wright praises A-Rod for coming clean

Wright said. "Maybe its me being na�ve, but I think baseball is clean. You would have to be either very desperate or flat-out stupid to try and beat the system now."



Someone give that boy a hug. Or a puppy dog.







themetfairy
Feb 10 2009 01:42 PM


Caple Blames Madonna For A-Rod's Steroid Use[/url:1axxb394].







G-Fafif
Feb 10 2009 04:44 PM


Just you wait -- some version of this[/url:1e05cmtc] will be written by at least one of the columnists cited.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 04:53 PM


OMG , brilliant....







Edgy DC
Feb 12 2009 08:13 AM


Zev goes the whole nine yards, and the only moral failure he indicts the Rod for is giving up the juice and therefore ripping the Yankees off.


Opinion
A-Rod, get back on the 'roids
You've got nothing to apologize about; drugs have been part of professional baseball for a long time.
By Zev Chafets
February 12, 2009


If it is true that Alex Rodriguez stopped using steroids in 2003, before he came to New York, the Yankees have been swindled. A-Rod hasn't been trying his hardest to win and help his team.

In A-Rod's defense, it could be argued that there is no empirical proof that taking anabolic steroids improves baseball performance. But baseball players think they do. A-Rod himself admits he took steroids to make himself one of the greatest players of all time.

Even if steroids are potentially dangerous (and despite suspicions, there is no proof that they cause permanent harm when properly administered to adult males), what of it? For many people, danger is the price of doing business. Construction workers, firefighters, cops and combat soldiers all take their lives in their hands to earn a living.

According to Sports Illustrated, 104 major leaguers tested positive for steroids in 2003. That's about 10% of the players in the majors.

Back in 2003, A-Rod didn't necessarily know who the other 103 users were. But he did know that they were out there someplace. They might have been pitchers he was facing, or fielders who caught up with his batted balls. He probably guessed that some of the juicers were the great hitters he was competing against for primacy and the money that goes with it.

Can anybody blame A-Rod for leveling the playing field? What was he supposed to say: My rivals may be chemically enhancing their performances, but that's just a disadvantage I must live with?

Baseball players have been doing drugs since Hall of Fame pitcher Pud Galvin shot up with monkey testosterone in 1889. And it's not just steroids, Since the '60s, major leaguers also have used amphetamines and downers. Players take them for professional purposes, not for fun.

As every Little Leaguer has been taught, you sacrifice what you must for the good of the team. You play hurt if necessary, and you take your advantages where you find them. Gaylord Perry threw spitballs, more or less publicly, for 20 years, and he got into Cooperstown. As a player, John McGraw tripped so many base runners that baseball was forced to introduce an infield umpire -- and McGraw is in the Hall of Fame too. Even Babe Ruth was caught corking his bat. These and a hundred other incidents of sign stealing, bat tippling, ball scuffing and bat doctoring are staples of baseball lore, lovingly recounted by after-dinner speakers and broadcasters across American generations. Cheating is as much a part of Major League Baseball as alcoholism, ethnic bench jockeying and the ground-rule double.

Besides, let's be honest. Americans love chemicals that provide an edge. Students use them to cram for finals. Pilots and surgeons take Provigil to keep sharp. Trial lawyers and Broadway actors pop beta blockers to ward off stage fright. Bob Dole pitched Viagra on television. I've even heard rumors about sportswriters who smoothed out their workdays with Prozac.

Science marches on, no matter how much we long for the pristine days before medication. Ballplayers will always look for an edge, and chemists will always come up with one, and a way to evade testing too.

"Everybody does it" is not a moral defense, but honestly, is this really a moral issue? Baseball hasn't treated it that way.

Forty years after Jim Bouton revealed the widespread use of "greenies," no players have been seriously punished for using chemicals. Even now, the only real threat is getting banned from the Hall of Fame, and we'll see how long that lasts in the age of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens and A-Rod. The baseball establishment still hasn't made a real effort to stop players from using steroids, because it is believed that steroids enhance performance and help win games -- and that is what professional baseball is all about.

Except, it turns out, to A-Rod. For the last four seasons, he has let his teammates and his fans down by doing less than his best. Unless, of course, he is lying about having quit in 2003, and he's been enhancing right along. Say that it's so, A-Rod. Say that it's so.

Zev Chafets' book on the Baseball Hall of Fame, "Cooperstown Confidential," will be published in May.







Rockin' Doc
Feb 12 2009 11:09 AM


My dear Mr. Chafets,

You sir, are an idiot.

Sincerely, --Rockin' Doc







metirish
Feb 12 2009 11:36 AM


]

As a player, John McGraw tripped so many base runners that baseball was forced to introduce an infield umpire -- and McGraw is in the Hall of Fame too.



For fucks sake man get a grip .







Ashie62
Feb 12 2009 05:04 PM


="metirish":1ih6vdd4]Let's just play ball.[/quote:1ih6vdd4]

Yup...This whole steroid drama is wearing thin..Since no Ballplayers are beyond question as to taking performance enhancers why don't we do this to wrap up the issue for good.

1. On opening day for all teams at their own parks have every player in uniform do 200 Military squats as punishment and penance.

Fans can use the time to boo or heckle to vent, or step out to get some delicious Wise snacks.

2. Have Selig sac up and designate 1996-2003 the "live ball era" or whatever you would like to call it.

3. Current Drug Testing Policies are in place to move forward.

Lastly, I'm not going to hammer Arod or any other abuser as I won't should any of our boys get outed...I can't imagine David Wright ever being involved in this mess but as I said..no one is beyond question.

Now play ball!!!







soupcan
Feb 13 2009 11:21 AM


If anyone's interested - Pete Rose is going to be on WFAN with Francesa in a couple of minutes.

I'm sure he'll be talking about Alex.







seawolf17
Feb 17 2009 12:05 PM


This press conference is insipid.







PatchyFogg
Feb 17 2009 12:09 PM


="soupcan":ko45fwv9]If anyone's interested - Pete Rose is going to be on WFAN with Francesa in a couple of minutes.

I'm sure he'll be talking about Alex.[/quote:ko45fwv9]

And, we're having Kirk Radomski live at 9:15PM tonight on LI's 90.3FM in case anyone is in the listening area. I'll put it up at http://hosted.filefront.com/patchyfogg after the show.

In the meantime (at the same website), you can check out the 2 commercial-free hour Mets Preview that we did with Adam Rubin right before he left for Port St. Lucie.







Nymr83
Feb 17 2009 12:12 PM


="seawolf17":3rs9xhqj]This press conference is insipid.[/quote:3rs9xhqj]

What more did you want him to say? I relize the media needs to keep beating it to death because they have columns to fill, but I've heard all I need to hear already.







metirish
Feb 17 2009 12:52 PM


It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 17 2009 12:57 PM


John Harper in the meantime is suckered into taking Texiera's word he's never used, why he's "cleaner than Derek Jeter if that's even possible" (yes, he actually wrote that today).







themetfairy
Feb 17 2009 02:01 PM


="metirish":2kjyziqi]It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.[/quote:2kjyziqi]

How does he feel about World Peace?







holychicken
Feb 17 2009 03:03 PM


="Ashie62":2gt1v9x0]2. Have Selig sac up and designate 1996-2003 the "live ball era" or whatever you would like to call it.[/quote:2gt1v9x0]
The "small balls era" makes more sense.







metirish
Feb 17 2009 08:14 PM


Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....







Edgy DC
Feb 17 2009 08:20 PM


Is that something he wrote or said?







metirish
Feb 17 2009 08:29 PM


I was watching the news and he said it, not the exact quote from me but close .







MFS62
Feb 17 2009 09:17 PM


="themetfairy":67aky83c]
="metirish":67aky83c]It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.[/quote:67aky83c]

How does he feel about World Peace?[/quote:67aky83c]

It doesn't matter.
He's not competing for Miss America.

Later







LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 17 2009 09:57 PM


="metirish":cg5944xb]Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....[/quote:cg5944xb]

You know, like Leyritz.

/Why, yes, my tongue works fine-- why do you ask?







Nymr83
Feb 18 2009 02:26 AM


="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":2ac33j35]
="metirish":2ac33j35]Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....[/quote:2ac33j35]

You know, like Leyritz.

/Why, yes, my tongue works fine-- why do you ask?[/quote:2ac33j35]

Sorry Johnny, whatever he took was probably illegal in the U.S.







Edgy DC
Feb 18 2009 05:59 AM


I actually tihnk a human being must be sacrificed every time Madonna copulates.







metirish
Feb 18 2009 07:06 AM


More from Johnny....to the print media he had this to say.....


]

"It's unfortunate he made some stupid mistakes. He's a guy who definitely did not need it, and I definitely do not condone it....But there could be a lot worse things he could've been doing out there, (like) murdering someone"It's unfortunate he made some stupid mistakes. He's a guy who definitely did not need it, and I definitely do not condone it....But there could be a lot worse things he could've been doing out there, (like) murdering someone


"We can go out there and support him," Damon added, "because we know we can't go out there and win a World Series without him."



Rodriguez's amatuer hour defense defies logic , I didn't expect anything else from him but it couldn't have been more staged if he were on Broadway.







Frayed Knot
Feb 18 2009 07:06 AM


="Edgy DC":1kos7lsf]I actually tihnk a human being must be sacrificed every time Madonna copulates.[/quote:1kos7lsf]

That would explain all the death and destruction in the world.



Re: Damon -- His name came up in a round-table type sports discussion I was listening to and the panel was deftly using euphemisms like "an uncomplicated man" when describing him in order to keep from flat-out saying that he's basically box-of-rocks stupid.







Edgy DC
Feb 18 2009 07:19 AM


Yes, Johnny, murder, manslaughter --- these things are worse than cheating at baseball. Thank you for your incisive analysis.

For a counterpoint, here's Ambiorix Burgos.



Guest Rockin' Doc
Guests
Posted


Lunchbucket - "I thought of all Madden's cockamamie points, the fact that this event tarnishes the MFY Brand that they've worked so hard to feed us was actually a good one. I mean, were it up to the Yankee Brand people exclusively, they'd probably have Rodriguez killed."

They could just have Rivera invite A-Rod to a pool party.


Guest metsguyinmichigan
Guests
Posted


="Rockin' Doc":2q348b13]Lunchbucket - "I thought of all Madden's cockamamie points, the fact that this event tarnishes the MFY Brand that they've worked so hard to feed us was actually a good one. I mean, were it up to the Yankee Brand people exclusively, they'd probably have Rodriguez killed."

They could just have Rivera invite A-Rod to a pool party.[/quote:2q348b13]


Badass bullet of cool!







metirish
Feb 10 2009 06:35 AM


I watched the interview last night , thought Gammons was disgraceful , not surprised by that though.







Frayed Knot
Feb 10 2009 07:00 AM


="MFS62":2tuoh1qv]Motives?
If this (the break in) is true, what about methods?[/quote:2tuoh1qv]

I'm operating under the assumption that the stories* of Roberts breaking into his house and "stalking" him are, at best, over-the-top exaggerations and that what Alex considers to be criminal harassment will be seen by other reporters as 'doing her job'. So, yeah, I expect the media as a whole to close ranks around her rather than him.



* Apparently there was "an incident" with reporter Roberts and a guard at the gate outside of Rodriguez's community. Not sure if that's what he's blown up into 'trying to break in' or if he's talking about something else.







Vince Coleman Firecracker
Feb 10 2009 07:52 AM


="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]The Andy Pettitte defense. I didn;t. Oh, you got me? OK I did


Actually, the Pettitte defense is more like: I didn't. Oh, you got me? Well, I only did it that time. Ok, I did it a little more than you caught me for, but never again or before. This defense allows you to seem like you're telling the truth, since you admit to just a smidge more than you got busted for, while at the same time limiting damage to your reputation, since there was only a small time span (always significantly in the past) in which you were cheating.

This defense works well because people want to give these athletes the benefit of the doubt. I assume that these tests only snag the very tips of the icebergs in terms of how many are cheating and how often they are. I think A-Rod, Pettitte and countless others (including many Mets I loved and still love following) have used PEDs since high school and continue to cheat to the present day.







Edgy DC
Feb 10 2009 08:00 AM


="Vince Coleman Firecracker":3cjpun8v]This defense works well because people want to give these athletes the benefit of the doubt.[/quote:3cjpun8v]

Unless, of course the athlete is A-Rod.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 10 2009 08:19 AM


Not to stoke this more but Jeter fed his fanclub in the 4th estate an interesting line yesterday.

Filip Bondy who may as well titled his piece in the snooze today GOD I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEREK'S BALLSACK practically apologizes for even asking whether Jeter did it and finds the answer: "Why would my name be on that list?" as an acceptable response.

Note how Jeets dares his cheering section to accuse him of something, so he can act wronged from the start.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 09:12 AM


="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]

Filip Bondy who may as well titled his piece in the snooze today GOD I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEREK'S BALLSACK practically apologizes for even asking whether Jeter did it and finds the answer: "Why would my name be on that list?" as an acceptable response.
.



Bondy definitely finds that answer acceptable...
]
That was the answer we wanted to hear. Jeter is the guy who stays out of trouble, doesn't go trawling for it. He remains single, so his romantic dalliances amuse instead of disgust us. He keeps quiet about the contract that expires in 2010, about his place in the lineup, about the pitchers and teammates and coaches who have failed him in recent seasons


what would these guys do if their beloved Jeter was dirty...Snooze has 15 pages on Rodriguez.







metsguyinmichigan
Feb 10 2009 09:43 AM


Jeter's proof is in his middling stats. If he put those numbers up in Kansas City, he'd be just another decent player.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 10 2009 09:47 AM


No no no no no no.

My point is if he played in this era he's a suspect whose denial is as sincere as anyone else's. Everyone is a suspect, and the papers still don't get it.

And players from Termel Sledge to Manny Aybar should have proven by now that numbers have little to do with it.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 09:56 AM


Yeah numbers mean nothing really , as we know a lot of players took them to help recover from injury or just to recover from games, unlike Rodriguez who was just young and stoopid.







metsguyinmichigan
Feb 10 2009 09:57 AM


Letterman on ARod

Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine


10 "Hey, it's Mark McGwire, want to get together this weekend and not talk about the past?"
9 "Joe Torre here, thanks for helping book sales."
8 "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"
7 "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"
6 "Hi, it's Bernie Madoff. Nice try, but I'm still the most hated man in NYC."
5 "Michael Phelps here, got any snacks?"
4 "Hi, this is Sammy Sosa, just pretend you don't speak English."
3 "Michael Phelps again, did I call you or did you call me?"
2 "Hi this is Rod Blagojevich, I'll say you're innocent if you say I am."

and the Number One Message Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine:

1 "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"







soupcan
Feb 10 2009 10:09 AM


Fucking funny!







metirish
Feb 10 2009 11:43 AM


Hilarious from Letterman....

Representative Elijah Cummings apparently wants to bring Rodriguez before Congress.


]

"I think we're going to have to see what Rodriguez will tell us," Cummings said in a phone interview. "He is in a confessing mode, so maybe he needs to put his apology into some meaningful action by cooperating with the committee so we can see if there are things we need to reopen to make sure baseball is doing all that it can to rid itself of this kind of practice."







Edgy DC
Feb 10 2009 11:47 AM


Me as A-Rod: "I'll testify under oath if everybody else does. Don't have time for that? OK, then just Derek."







metirish
Feb 10 2009 11:48 AM


Let's just play ball.







MFS62
Feb 10 2009 11:51 AM


Under HIPAA regulations (in force since 1996) divulging the results of a medical test without the express consent of the patient is a violation of Federal Law.

The penalties are here:
http://aspe.hhs.gov/admnsimp/pl104191.htm#1176

From information published about the A-Rod case, the tests were conducted by a licensed medical testing organization. To me, that makes them covered by that law. Those 2003 tests were conducted under the terms of anonymity. In that case, I can't believe any of the players testd signed a release/ waiver of those terms. Therefore, IMO anyone divulging those results has committed a crime and should be punished.

Can any Medical folks here confirm my opinion?

Later







metirish
Feb 10 2009 12:04 PM


Our David has spoken



]


Mets' David Wright praises A-Rod for coming clean

BY DAVID LENNON | david.lennon@newsday.com
1:57 PM EST, February 10, 2009

David Wright praised Alex Rodriguez for coming clean on his PED use during Monday's interview with ESPN, but also took a hard-line against cheaters.

"I hope that anybody who cheats get caught," Wright said. "Maybe its me being na�ve, but I think baseball is clean. You would have to be either very desperate or flat-out stupid to try and beat the system now."

That said, Wright still believes that A-Rod is "a tremendous player" and laughed when someone asked about comparing himself to the Yankees' third baseman in the wake of these revelations.

"He's better than me," a smiling Wright said







Frayed Knot
Feb 10 2009 12:18 PM


]Under HIPAA regulations (in force since 1996) divulging the results of a medical test without the express consent of the patient is a violation of Federal Law.


Fine. Now all you have to do is convince the government that they need to prosecute themselves over the fact that they're the ones who first confiscated, then leaked, the records.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 01:15 PM


Congress thankfully win not haul Rodriguez in for a grilling.


]

The statement from Rep. Edolphus Towns (D-NY) today reads:

"The news that another one of baseball's premier players -- in addition to another 103 unnamed players -- used performance enhancing drugs is disturbing and sends yet another horrible message to our young people.

"With unemployment in this country approaching double digits and our constituents' very livelihoods being threatened by the nation's economic woes, I intend to focus on passing President Obama's Economic Recovery legislation to get Americans back to work to fix our sinking economy. The American people need leaders who will focus on stemming job losses and getting credit to flow in the marketplace before hearing from yet another person who cheated both himself and the game of baseball.

The Committee began this investigation in the face of a weak and ineffective drug testing policy that compromised the integrity of Major League Baseball. Now that baseball is implementing one of the most comprehensive drug testing policies in major league sports, I look forward to monitoring how well the policy is working to ensure the credibility of our national pastime.







themetfairy
Feb 10 2009 01:36 PM


="metirish"]Our David has spoken



]


Mets' David Wright praises A-Rod for coming clean

Wright said. "Maybe its me being na�ve, but I think baseball is clean. You would have to be either very desperate or flat-out stupid to try and beat the system now."



Someone give that boy a hug. Or a puppy dog.







themetfairy
Feb 10 2009 01:42 PM


Caple Blames Madonna For A-Rod's Steroid Use[/url:1axxb394].







G-Fafif
Feb 10 2009 04:44 PM


Just you wait -- some version of this[/url:1e05cmtc] will be written by at least one of the columnists cited.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 04:53 PM


OMG , brilliant....







Edgy DC
Feb 12 2009 08:13 AM


Zev goes the whole nine yards, and the only moral failure he indicts the Rod for is giving up the juice and therefore ripping the Yankees off.


Opinion
A-Rod, get back on the 'roids
You've got nothing to apologize about; drugs have been part of professional baseball for a long time.
By Zev Chafets
February 12, 2009


If it is true that Alex Rodriguez stopped using steroids in 2003, before he came to New York, the Yankees have been swindled. A-Rod hasn't been trying his hardest to win and help his team.

In A-Rod's defense, it could be argued that there is no empirical proof that taking anabolic steroids improves baseball performance. But baseball players think they do. A-Rod himself admits he took steroids to make himself one of the greatest players of all time.

Even if steroids are potentially dangerous (and despite suspicions, there is no proof that they cause permanent harm when properly administered to adult males), what of it? For many people, danger is the price of doing business. Construction workers, firefighters, cops and combat soldiers all take their lives in their hands to earn a living.

According to Sports Illustrated, 104 major leaguers tested positive for steroids in 2003. That's about 10% of the players in the majors.

Back in 2003, A-Rod didn't necessarily know who the other 103 users were. But he did know that they were out there someplace. They might have been pitchers he was facing, or fielders who caught up with his batted balls. He probably guessed that some of the juicers were the great hitters he was competing against for primacy and the money that goes with it.

Can anybody blame A-Rod for leveling the playing field? What was he supposed to say: My rivals may be chemically enhancing their performances, but that's just a disadvantage I must live with?

Baseball players have been doing drugs since Hall of Fame pitcher Pud Galvin shot up with monkey testosterone in 1889. And it's not just steroids, Since the '60s, major leaguers also have used amphetamines and downers. Players take them for professional purposes, not for fun.

As every Little Leaguer has been taught, you sacrifice what you must for the good of the team. You play hurt if necessary, and you take your advantages where you find them. Gaylord Perry threw spitballs, more or less publicly, for 20 years, and he got into Cooperstown. As a player, John McGraw tripped so many base runners that baseball was forced to introduce an infield umpire -- and McGraw is in the Hall of Fame too. Even Babe Ruth was caught corking his bat. These and a hundred other incidents of sign stealing, bat tippling, ball scuffing and bat doctoring are staples of baseball lore, lovingly recounted by after-dinner speakers and broadcasters across American generations. Cheating is as much a part of Major League Baseball as alcoholism, ethnic bench jockeying and the ground-rule double.

Besides, let's be honest. Americans love chemicals that provide an edge. Students use them to cram for finals. Pilots and surgeons take Provigil to keep sharp. Trial lawyers and Broadway actors pop beta blockers to ward off stage fright. Bob Dole pitched Viagra on television. I've even heard rumors about sportswriters who smoothed out their workdays with Prozac.

Science marches on, no matter how much we long for the pristine days before medication. Ballplayers will always look for an edge, and chemists will always come up with one, and a way to evade testing too.

"Everybody does it" is not a moral defense, but honestly, is this really a moral issue? Baseball hasn't treated it that way.

Forty years after Jim Bouton revealed the widespread use of "greenies," no players have been seriously punished for using chemicals. Even now, the only real threat is getting banned from the Hall of Fame, and we'll see how long that lasts in the age of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens and A-Rod. The baseball establishment still hasn't made a real effort to stop players from using steroids, because it is believed that steroids enhance performance and help win games -- and that is what professional baseball is all about.

Except, it turns out, to A-Rod. For the last four seasons, he has let his teammates and his fans down by doing less than his best. Unless, of course, he is lying about having quit in 2003, and he's been enhancing right along. Say that it's so, A-Rod. Say that it's so.

Zev Chafets' book on the Baseball Hall of Fame, "Cooperstown Confidential," will be published in May.







Rockin' Doc
Feb 12 2009 11:09 AM


My dear Mr. Chafets,

You sir, are an idiot.

Sincerely, --Rockin' Doc







metirish
Feb 12 2009 11:36 AM


]

As a player, John McGraw tripped so many base runners that baseball was forced to introduce an infield umpire -- and McGraw is in the Hall of Fame too.



For fucks sake man get a grip .







Ashie62
Feb 12 2009 05:04 PM


="metirish":1ih6vdd4]Let's just play ball.[/quote:1ih6vdd4]

Yup...This whole steroid drama is wearing thin..Since no Ballplayers are beyond question as to taking performance enhancers why don't we do this to wrap up the issue for good.

1. On opening day for all teams at their own parks have every player in uniform do 200 Military squats as punishment and penance.

Fans can use the time to boo or heckle to vent, or step out to get some delicious Wise snacks.

2. Have Selig sac up and designate 1996-2003 the "live ball era" or whatever you would like to call it.

3. Current Drug Testing Policies are in place to move forward.

Lastly, I'm not going to hammer Arod or any other abuser as I won't should any of our boys get outed...I can't imagine David Wright ever being involved in this mess but as I said..no one is beyond question.

Now play ball!!!







soupcan
Feb 13 2009 11:21 AM


If anyone's interested - Pete Rose is going to be on WFAN with Francesa in a couple of minutes.

I'm sure he'll be talking about Alex.







seawolf17
Feb 17 2009 12:05 PM


This press conference is insipid.







PatchyFogg
Feb 17 2009 12:09 PM


="soupcan":ko45fwv9]If anyone's interested - Pete Rose is going to be on WFAN with Francesa in a couple of minutes.

I'm sure he'll be talking about Alex.[/quote:ko45fwv9]

And, we're having Kirk Radomski live at 9:15PM tonight on LI's 90.3FM in case anyone is in the listening area. I'll put it up at http://hosted.filefront.com/patchyfogg after the show.

In the meantime (at the same website), you can check out the 2 commercial-free hour Mets Preview that we did with Adam Rubin right before he left for Port St. Lucie.







Nymr83
Feb 17 2009 12:12 PM


="seawolf17":3rs9xhqj]This press conference is insipid.[/quote:3rs9xhqj]

What more did you want him to say? I relize the media needs to keep beating it to death because they have columns to fill, but I've heard all I need to hear already.







metirish
Feb 17 2009 12:52 PM


It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 17 2009 12:57 PM


John Harper in the meantime is suckered into taking Texiera's word he's never used, why he's "cleaner than Derek Jeter if that's even possible" (yes, he actually wrote that today).







themetfairy
Feb 17 2009 02:01 PM


="metirish":2kjyziqi]It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.[/quote:2kjyziqi]

How does he feel about World Peace?







holychicken
Feb 17 2009 03:03 PM


="Ashie62":2gt1v9x0]2. Have Selig sac up and designate 1996-2003 the "live ball era" or whatever you would like to call it.[/quote:2gt1v9x0]
The "small balls era" makes more sense.







metirish
Feb 17 2009 08:14 PM


Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....







Edgy DC
Feb 17 2009 08:20 PM


Is that something he wrote or said?







metirish
Feb 17 2009 08:29 PM


I was watching the news and he said it, not the exact quote from me but close .







MFS62
Feb 17 2009 09:17 PM


="themetfairy":67aky83c]
="metirish":67aky83c]It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.[/quote:67aky83c]

How does he feel about World Peace?[/quote:67aky83c]

It doesn't matter.
He's not competing for Miss America.

Later







LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 17 2009 09:57 PM


="metirish":cg5944xb]Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....[/quote:cg5944xb]

You know, like Leyritz.

/Why, yes, my tongue works fine-- why do you ask?







Nymr83
Feb 18 2009 02:26 AM


="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":2ac33j35]
="metirish":2ac33j35]Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....[/quote:2ac33j35]

You know, like Leyritz.

/Why, yes, my tongue works fine-- why do you ask?[/quote:2ac33j35]

Sorry Johnny, whatever he took was probably illegal in the U.S.







Edgy DC
Feb 18 2009 05:59 AM


I actually tihnk a human being must be sacrificed every time Madonna copulates.







metirish
Feb 18 2009 07:06 AM


More from Johnny....to the print media he had this to say.....


]

"It's unfortunate he made some stupid mistakes. He's a guy who definitely did not need it, and I definitely do not condone it....But there could be a lot worse things he could've been doing out there, (like) murdering someone"It's unfortunate he made some stupid mistakes. He's a guy who definitely did not need it, and I definitely do not condone it....But there could be a lot worse things he could've been doing out there, (like) murdering someone


"We can go out there and support him," Damon added, "because we know we can't go out there and win a World Series without him."



Rodriguez's amatuer hour defense defies logic , I didn't expect anything else from him but it couldn't have been more staged if he were on Broadway.







Frayed Knot
Feb 18 2009 07:06 AM


="Edgy DC":1kos7lsf]I actually tihnk a human being must be sacrificed every time Madonna copulates.[/quote:1kos7lsf]

That would explain all the death and destruction in the world.



Re: Damon -- His name came up in a round-table type sports discussion I was listening to and the panel was deftly using euphemisms like "an uncomplicated man" when describing him in order to keep from flat-out saying that he's basically box-of-rocks stupid.







Edgy DC
Feb 18 2009 07:19 AM


Yes, Johnny, murder, manslaughter --- these things are worse than cheating at baseball. Thank you for your incisive analysis.

For a counterpoint, here's Ambiorix Burgos.



Posted


="MFS62":2tuoh1qv]Motives?
If this (the break in) is true, what about methods?[/quote:2tuoh1qv]

I'm operating under the assumption that the stories* of Roberts breaking into his house and "stalking" him are, at best, over-the-top exaggerations and that what Alex considers to be criminal harassment will be seen by other reporters as 'doing her job'. So, yeah, I expect the media as a whole to close ranks around her rather than him.



* Apparently there was "an incident" with reporter Roberts and a guard at the gate outside of Rodriguez's community. Not sure if that's what he's blown up into 'trying to break in' or if he's talking about something else.







Vince Coleman Firecracker
Feb 10 2009 07:52 AM


="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]The Andy Pettitte defense. I didn;t. Oh, you got me? OK I did


Actually, the Pettitte defense is more like: I didn't. Oh, you got me? Well, I only did it that time. Ok, I did it a little more than you caught me for, but never again or before. This defense allows you to seem like you're telling the truth, since you admit to just a smidge more than you got busted for, while at the same time limiting damage to your reputation, since there was only a small time span (always significantly in the past) in which you were cheating.

This defense works well because people want to give these athletes the benefit of the doubt. I assume that these tests only snag the very tips of the icebergs in terms of how many are cheating and how often they are. I think A-Rod, Pettitte and countless others (including many Mets I loved and still love following) have used PEDs since high school and continue to cheat to the present day.







Edgy DC
Feb 10 2009 08:00 AM


="Vince Coleman Firecracker":3cjpun8v]This defense works well because people want to give these athletes the benefit of the doubt.[/quote:3cjpun8v]

Unless, of course the athlete is A-Rod.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 10 2009 08:19 AM


Not to stoke this more but Jeter fed his fanclub in the 4th estate an interesting line yesterday.

Filip Bondy who may as well titled his piece in the snooze today GOD I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEREK'S BALLSACK practically apologizes for even asking whether Jeter did it and finds the answer: "Why would my name be on that list?" as an acceptable response.

Note how Jeets dares his cheering section to accuse him of something, so he can act wronged from the start.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 09:12 AM


="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]

Filip Bondy who may as well titled his piece in the snooze today GOD I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEREK'S BALLSACK practically apologizes for even asking whether Jeter did it and finds the answer: "Why would my name be on that list?" as an acceptable response.
.



Bondy definitely finds that answer acceptable...
]
That was the answer we wanted to hear. Jeter is the guy who stays out of trouble, doesn't go trawling for it. He remains single, so his romantic dalliances amuse instead of disgust us. He keeps quiet about the contract that expires in 2010, about his place in the lineup, about the pitchers and teammates and coaches who have failed him in recent seasons


what would these guys do if their beloved Jeter was dirty...Snooze has 15 pages on Rodriguez.







metsguyinmichigan
Feb 10 2009 09:43 AM


Jeter's proof is in his middling stats. If he put those numbers up in Kansas City, he'd be just another decent player.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 10 2009 09:47 AM


No no no no no no.

My point is if he played in this era he's a suspect whose denial is as sincere as anyone else's. Everyone is a suspect, and the papers still don't get it.

And players from Termel Sledge to Manny Aybar should have proven by now that numbers have little to do with it.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 09:56 AM


Yeah numbers mean nothing really , as we know a lot of players took them to help recover from injury or just to recover from games, unlike Rodriguez who was just young and stoopid.







metsguyinmichigan
Feb 10 2009 09:57 AM


Letterman on ARod

Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine


10 "Hey, it's Mark McGwire, want to get together this weekend and not talk about the past?"
9 "Joe Torre here, thanks for helping book sales."
8 "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"
7 "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"
6 "Hi, it's Bernie Madoff. Nice try, but I'm still the most hated man in NYC."
5 "Michael Phelps here, got any snacks?"
4 "Hi, this is Sammy Sosa, just pretend you don't speak English."
3 "Michael Phelps again, did I call you or did you call me?"
2 "Hi this is Rod Blagojevich, I'll say you're innocent if you say I am."

and the Number One Message Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine:

1 "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"







soupcan
Feb 10 2009 10:09 AM


Fucking funny!







metirish
Feb 10 2009 11:43 AM


Hilarious from Letterman....

Representative Elijah Cummings apparently wants to bring Rodriguez before Congress.


]

"I think we're going to have to see what Rodriguez will tell us," Cummings said in a phone interview. "He is in a confessing mode, so maybe he needs to put his apology into some meaningful action by cooperating with the committee so we can see if there are things we need to reopen to make sure baseball is doing all that it can to rid itself of this kind of practice."







Edgy DC
Feb 10 2009 11:47 AM


Me as A-Rod: "I'll testify under oath if everybody else does. Don't have time for that? OK, then just Derek."







metirish
Feb 10 2009 11:48 AM


Let's just play ball.







MFS62
Feb 10 2009 11:51 AM


Under HIPAA regulations (in force since 1996) divulging the results of a medical test without the express consent of the patient is a violation of Federal Law.

The penalties are here:
http://aspe.hhs.gov/admnsimp/pl104191.htm#1176

From information published about the A-Rod case, the tests were conducted by a licensed medical testing organization. To me, that makes them covered by that law. Those 2003 tests were conducted under the terms of anonymity. In that case, I can't believe any of the players testd signed a release/ waiver of those terms. Therefore, IMO anyone divulging those results has committed a crime and should be punished.

Can any Medical folks here confirm my opinion?

Later







metirish
Feb 10 2009 12:04 PM


Our David has spoken



]


Mets' David Wright praises A-Rod for coming clean

BY DAVID LENNON | david.lennon@newsday.com
1:57 PM EST, February 10, 2009

David Wright praised Alex Rodriguez for coming clean on his PED use during Monday's interview with ESPN, but also took a hard-line against cheaters.

"I hope that anybody who cheats get caught," Wright said. "Maybe its me being na�ve, but I think baseball is clean. You would have to be either very desperate or flat-out stupid to try and beat the system now."

That said, Wright still believes that A-Rod is "a tremendous player" and laughed when someone asked about comparing himself to the Yankees' third baseman in the wake of these revelations.

"He's better than me," a smiling Wright said







Frayed Knot
Feb 10 2009 12:18 PM


]Under HIPAA regulations (in force since 1996) divulging the results of a medical test without the express consent of the patient is a violation of Federal Law.


Fine. Now all you have to do is convince the government that they need to prosecute themselves over the fact that they're the ones who first confiscated, then leaked, the records.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 01:15 PM


Congress thankfully win not haul Rodriguez in for a grilling.


]

The statement from Rep. Edolphus Towns (D-NY) today reads:

"The news that another one of baseball's premier players -- in addition to another 103 unnamed players -- used performance enhancing drugs is disturbing and sends yet another horrible message to our young people.

"With unemployment in this country approaching double digits and our constituents' very livelihoods being threatened by the nation's economic woes, I intend to focus on passing President Obama's Economic Recovery legislation to get Americans back to work to fix our sinking economy. The American people need leaders who will focus on stemming job losses and getting credit to flow in the marketplace before hearing from yet another person who cheated both himself and the game of baseball.

The Committee began this investigation in the face of a weak and ineffective drug testing policy that compromised the integrity of Major League Baseball. Now that baseball is implementing one of the most comprehensive drug testing policies in major league sports, I look forward to monitoring how well the policy is working to ensure the credibility of our national pastime.







themetfairy
Feb 10 2009 01:36 PM


="metirish"]Our David has spoken



]


Mets' David Wright praises A-Rod for coming clean

Wright said. "Maybe its me being na�ve, but I think baseball is clean. You would have to be either very desperate or flat-out stupid to try and beat the system now."



Someone give that boy a hug. Or a puppy dog.







themetfairy
Feb 10 2009 01:42 PM


Caple Blames Madonna For A-Rod's Steroid Use[/url:1axxb394].







G-Fafif
Feb 10 2009 04:44 PM


Just you wait -- some version of this[/url:1e05cmtc] will be written by at least one of the columnists cited.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 04:53 PM


OMG , brilliant....







Edgy DC
Feb 12 2009 08:13 AM


Zev goes the whole nine yards, and the only moral failure he indicts the Rod for is giving up the juice and therefore ripping the Yankees off.


Opinion
A-Rod, get back on the 'roids
You've got nothing to apologize about; drugs have been part of professional baseball for a long time.
By Zev Chafets
February 12, 2009


If it is true that Alex Rodriguez stopped using steroids in 2003, before he came to New York, the Yankees have been swindled. A-Rod hasn't been trying his hardest to win and help his team.

In A-Rod's defense, it could be argued that there is no empirical proof that taking anabolic steroids improves baseball performance. But baseball players think they do. A-Rod himself admits he took steroids to make himself one of the greatest players of all time.

Even if steroids are potentially dangerous (and despite suspicions, there is no proof that they cause permanent harm when properly administered to adult males), what of it? For many people, danger is the price of doing business. Construction workers, firefighters, cops and combat soldiers all take their lives in their hands to earn a living.

According to Sports Illustrated, 104 major leaguers tested positive for steroids in 2003. That's about 10% of the players in the majors.

Back in 2003, A-Rod didn't necessarily know who the other 103 users were. But he did know that they were out there someplace. They might have been pitchers he was facing, or fielders who caught up with his batted balls. He probably guessed that some of the juicers were the great hitters he was competing against for primacy and the money that goes with it.

Can anybody blame A-Rod for leveling the playing field? What was he supposed to say: My rivals may be chemically enhancing their performances, but that's just a disadvantage I must live with?

Baseball players have been doing drugs since Hall of Fame pitcher Pud Galvin shot up with monkey testosterone in 1889. And it's not just steroids, Since the '60s, major leaguers also have used amphetamines and downers. Players take them for professional purposes, not for fun.

As every Little Leaguer has been taught, you sacrifice what you must for the good of the team. You play hurt if necessary, and you take your advantages where you find them. Gaylord Perry threw spitballs, more or less publicly, for 20 years, and he got into Cooperstown. As a player, John McGraw tripped so many base runners that baseball was forced to introduce an infield umpire -- and McGraw is in the Hall of Fame too. Even Babe Ruth was caught corking his bat. These and a hundred other incidents of sign stealing, bat tippling, ball scuffing and bat doctoring are staples of baseball lore, lovingly recounted by after-dinner speakers and broadcasters across American generations. Cheating is as much a part of Major League Baseball as alcoholism, ethnic bench jockeying and the ground-rule double.

Besides, let's be honest. Americans love chemicals that provide an edge. Students use them to cram for finals. Pilots and surgeons take Provigil to keep sharp. Trial lawyers and Broadway actors pop beta blockers to ward off stage fright. Bob Dole pitched Viagra on television. I've even heard rumors about sportswriters who smoothed out their workdays with Prozac.

Science marches on, no matter how much we long for the pristine days before medication. Ballplayers will always look for an edge, and chemists will always come up with one, and a way to evade testing too.

"Everybody does it" is not a moral defense, but honestly, is this really a moral issue? Baseball hasn't treated it that way.

Forty years after Jim Bouton revealed the widespread use of "greenies," no players have been seriously punished for using chemicals. Even now, the only real threat is getting banned from the Hall of Fame, and we'll see how long that lasts in the age of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens and A-Rod. The baseball establishment still hasn't made a real effort to stop players from using steroids, because it is believed that steroids enhance performance and help win games -- and that is what professional baseball is all about.

Except, it turns out, to A-Rod. For the last four seasons, he has let his teammates and his fans down by doing less than his best. Unless, of course, he is lying about having quit in 2003, and he's been enhancing right along. Say that it's so, A-Rod. Say that it's so.

Zev Chafets' book on the Baseball Hall of Fame, "Cooperstown Confidential," will be published in May.







Rockin' Doc
Feb 12 2009 11:09 AM


My dear Mr. Chafets,

You sir, are an idiot.

Sincerely, --Rockin' Doc







metirish
Feb 12 2009 11:36 AM


]

As a player, John McGraw tripped so many base runners that baseball was forced to introduce an infield umpire -- and McGraw is in the Hall of Fame too.



For fucks sake man get a grip .







Ashie62
Feb 12 2009 05:04 PM


="metirish":1ih6vdd4]Let's just play ball.[/quote:1ih6vdd4]

Yup...This whole steroid drama is wearing thin..Since no Ballplayers are beyond question as to taking performance enhancers why don't we do this to wrap up the issue for good.

1. On opening day for all teams at their own parks have every player in uniform do 200 Military squats as punishment and penance.

Fans can use the time to boo or heckle to vent, or step out to get some delicious Wise snacks.

2. Have Selig sac up and designate 1996-2003 the "live ball era" or whatever you would like to call it.

3. Current Drug Testing Policies are in place to move forward.

Lastly, I'm not going to hammer Arod or any other abuser as I won't should any of our boys get outed...I can't imagine David Wright ever being involved in this mess but as I said..no one is beyond question.

Now play ball!!!







soupcan
Feb 13 2009 11:21 AM


If anyone's interested - Pete Rose is going to be on WFAN with Francesa in a couple of minutes.

I'm sure he'll be talking about Alex.







seawolf17
Feb 17 2009 12:05 PM


This press conference is insipid.







PatchyFogg
Feb 17 2009 12:09 PM


="soupcan":ko45fwv9]If anyone's interested - Pete Rose is going to be on WFAN with Francesa in a couple of minutes.

I'm sure he'll be talking about Alex.[/quote:ko45fwv9]

And, we're having Kirk Radomski live at 9:15PM tonight on LI's 90.3FM in case anyone is in the listening area. I'll put it up at http://hosted.filefront.com/patchyfogg after the show.

In the meantime (at the same website), you can check out the 2 commercial-free hour Mets Preview that we did with Adam Rubin right before he left for Port St. Lucie.







Nymr83
Feb 17 2009 12:12 PM


="seawolf17":3rs9xhqj]This press conference is insipid.[/quote:3rs9xhqj]

What more did you want him to say? I relize the media needs to keep beating it to death because they have columns to fill, but I've heard all I need to hear already.







metirish
Feb 17 2009 12:52 PM


It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 17 2009 12:57 PM


John Harper in the meantime is suckered into taking Texiera's word he's never used, why he's "cleaner than Derek Jeter if that's even possible" (yes, he actually wrote that today).







themetfairy
Feb 17 2009 02:01 PM


="metirish":2kjyziqi]It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.[/quote:2kjyziqi]

How does he feel about World Peace?







holychicken
Feb 17 2009 03:03 PM


="Ashie62":2gt1v9x0]2. Have Selig sac up and designate 1996-2003 the "live ball era" or whatever you would like to call it.[/quote:2gt1v9x0]
The "small balls era" makes more sense.







metirish
Feb 17 2009 08:14 PM


Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....







Edgy DC
Feb 17 2009 08:20 PM


Is that something he wrote or said?







metirish
Feb 17 2009 08:29 PM


I was watching the news and he said it, not the exact quote from me but close .







MFS62
Feb 17 2009 09:17 PM


="themetfairy":67aky83c]
="metirish":67aky83c]It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.[/quote:67aky83c]

How does he feel about World Peace?[/quote:67aky83c]

It doesn't matter.
He's not competing for Miss America.

Later







LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 17 2009 09:57 PM


="metirish":cg5944xb]Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....[/quote:cg5944xb]

You know, like Leyritz.

/Why, yes, my tongue works fine-- why do you ask?







Nymr83
Feb 18 2009 02:26 AM


="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":2ac33j35]
="metirish":2ac33j35]Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....[/quote:2ac33j35]

You know, like Leyritz.

/Why, yes, my tongue works fine-- why do you ask?[/quote:2ac33j35]

Sorry Johnny, whatever he took was probably illegal in the U.S.







Edgy DC
Feb 18 2009 05:59 AM


I actually tihnk a human being must be sacrificed every time Madonna copulates.







metirish
Feb 18 2009 07:06 AM


More from Johnny....to the print media he had this to say.....


]

"It's unfortunate he made some stupid mistakes. He's a guy who definitely did not need it, and I definitely do not condone it....But there could be a lot worse things he could've been doing out there, (like) murdering someone"It's unfortunate he made some stupid mistakes. He's a guy who definitely did not need it, and I definitely do not condone it....But there could be a lot worse things he could've been doing out there, (like) murdering someone


"We can go out there and support him," Damon added, "because we know we can't go out there and win a World Series without him."



Rodriguez's amatuer hour defense defies logic , I didn't expect anything else from him but it couldn't have been more staged if he were on Broadway.







Frayed Knot
Feb 18 2009 07:06 AM


="Edgy DC":1kos7lsf]I actually tihnk a human being must be sacrificed every time Madonna copulates.[/quote:1kos7lsf]

That would explain all the death and destruction in the world.



Re: Damon -- His name came up in a round-table type sports discussion I was listening to and the panel was deftly using euphemisms like "an uncomplicated man" when describing him in order to keep from flat-out saying that he's basically box-of-rocks stupid.







Edgy DC
Feb 18 2009 07:19 AM


Yes, Johnny, murder, manslaughter --- these things are worse than cheating at baseball. Thank you for your incisive analysis.

For a counterpoint, here's Ambiorix Burgos.



Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker
Guests
Posted


="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]The Andy Pettitte defense. I didn;t. Oh, you got me? OK I did


Actually, the Pettitte defense is more like: I didn't. Oh, you got me? Well, I only did it that time. Ok, I did it a little more than you caught me for, but never again or before. This defense allows you to seem like you're telling the truth, since you admit to just a smidge more than you got busted for, while at the same time limiting damage to your reputation, since there was only a small time span (always significantly in the past) in which you were cheating.

This defense works well because people want to give these athletes the benefit of the doubt. I assume that these tests only snag the very tips of the icebergs in terms of how many are cheating and how often they are. I think A-Rod, Pettitte and countless others (including many Mets I loved and still love following) have used PEDs since high school and continue to cheat to the present day.


Guest Edgy DC
Guests
Posted


="Vince Coleman Firecracker":3cjpun8v]This defense works well because people want to give these athletes the benefit of the doubt.[/quote:3cjpun8v]

Unless, of course the athlete is A-Rod.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 10 2009 08:19 AM


Not to stoke this more but Jeter fed his fanclub in the 4th estate an interesting line yesterday.

Filip Bondy who may as well titled his piece in the snooze today GOD I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEREK'S BALLSACK practically apologizes for even asking whether Jeter did it and finds the answer: "Why would my name be on that list?" as an acceptable response.

Note how Jeets dares his cheering section to accuse him of something, so he can act wronged from the start.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 09:12 AM


="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]

Filip Bondy who may as well titled his piece in the snooze today GOD I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEREK'S BALLSACK practically apologizes for even asking whether Jeter did it and finds the answer: "Why would my name be on that list?" as an acceptable response.
.



Bondy definitely finds that answer acceptable...
]
That was the answer we wanted to hear. Jeter is the guy who stays out of trouble, doesn't go trawling for it. He remains single, so his romantic dalliances amuse instead of disgust us. He keeps quiet about the contract that expires in 2010, about his place in the lineup, about the pitchers and teammates and coaches who have failed him in recent seasons


what would these guys do if their beloved Jeter was dirty...Snooze has 15 pages on Rodriguez.







metsguyinmichigan
Feb 10 2009 09:43 AM


Jeter's proof is in his middling stats. If he put those numbers up in Kansas City, he'd be just another decent player.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 10 2009 09:47 AM


No no no no no no.

My point is if he played in this era he's a suspect whose denial is as sincere as anyone else's. Everyone is a suspect, and the papers still don't get it.

And players from Termel Sledge to Manny Aybar should have proven by now that numbers have little to do with it.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 09:56 AM


Yeah numbers mean nothing really , as we know a lot of players took them to help recover from injury or just to recover from games, unlike Rodriguez who was just young and stoopid.







metsguyinmichigan
Feb 10 2009 09:57 AM


Letterman on ARod

Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine


10 "Hey, it's Mark McGwire, want to get together this weekend and not talk about the past?"
9 "Joe Torre here, thanks for helping book sales."
8 "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"
7 "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"
6 "Hi, it's Bernie Madoff. Nice try, but I'm still the most hated man in NYC."
5 "Michael Phelps here, got any snacks?"
4 "Hi, this is Sammy Sosa, just pretend you don't speak English."
3 "Michael Phelps again, did I call you or did you call me?"
2 "Hi this is Rod Blagojevich, I'll say you're innocent if you say I am."

and the Number One Message Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine:

1 "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"







soupcan
Feb 10 2009 10:09 AM


Fucking funny!







metirish
Feb 10 2009 11:43 AM


Hilarious from Letterman....

Representative Elijah Cummings apparently wants to bring Rodriguez before Congress.


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"I think we're going to have to see what Rodriguez will tell us," Cummings said in a phone interview. "He is in a confessing mode, so maybe he needs to put his apology into some meaningful action by cooperating with the committee so we can see if there are things we need to reopen to make sure baseball is doing all that it can to rid itself of this kind of practice."







Edgy DC
Feb 10 2009 11:47 AM


Me as A-Rod: "I'll testify under oath if everybody else does. Don't have time for that? OK, then just Derek."







metirish
Feb 10 2009 11:48 AM


Let's just play ball.







MFS62
Feb 10 2009 11:51 AM


Under HIPAA regulations (in force since 1996) divulging the results of a medical test without the express consent of the patient is a violation of Federal Law.

The penalties are here:
http://aspe.hhs.gov/admnsimp/pl104191.htm#1176

From information published about the A-Rod case, the tests were conducted by a licensed medical testing organization. To me, that makes them covered by that law. Those 2003 tests were conducted under the terms of anonymity. In that case, I can't believe any of the players testd signed a release/ waiver of those terms. Therefore, IMO anyone divulging those results has committed a crime and should be punished.

Can any Medical folks here confirm my opinion?

Later







metirish
Feb 10 2009 12:04 PM


Our David has spoken



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Mets' David Wright praises A-Rod for coming clean

BY DAVID LENNON | david.lennon@newsday.com
1:57 PM EST, February 10, 2009

David Wright praised Alex Rodriguez for coming clean on his PED use during Monday's interview with ESPN, but also took a hard-line against cheaters.

"I hope that anybody who cheats get caught," Wright said. "Maybe its me being na�ve, but I think baseball is clean. You would have to be either very desperate or flat-out stupid to try and beat the system now."

That said, Wright still believes that A-Rod is "a tremendous player" and laughed when someone asked about comparing himself to the Yankees' third baseman in the wake of these revelations.

"He's better than me," a smiling Wright said







Frayed Knot
Feb 10 2009 12:18 PM


]Under HIPAA regulations (in force since 1996) divulging the results of a medical test without the express consent of the patient is a violation of Federal Law.


Fine. Now all you have to do is convince the government that they need to prosecute themselves over the fact that they're the ones who first confiscated, then leaked, the records.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 01:15 PM


Congress thankfully win not haul Rodriguez in for a grilling.


]

The statement from Rep. Edolphus Towns (D-NY) today reads:

"The news that another one of baseball's premier players -- in addition to another 103 unnamed players -- used performance enhancing drugs is disturbing and sends yet another horrible message to our young people.

"With unemployment in this country approaching double digits and our constituents' very livelihoods being threatened by the nation's economic woes, I intend to focus on passing President Obama's Economic Recovery legislation to get Americans back to work to fix our sinking economy. The American people need leaders who will focus on stemming job losses and getting credit to flow in the marketplace before hearing from yet another person who cheated both himself and the game of baseball.

The Committee began this investigation in the face of a weak and ineffective drug testing policy that compromised the integrity of Major League Baseball. Now that baseball is implementing one of the most comprehensive drug testing policies in major league sports, I look forward to monitoring how well the policy is working to ensure the credibility of our national pastime.







themetfairy
Feb 10 2009 01:36 PM


="metirish"]Our David has spoken



]


Mets' David Wright praises A-Rod for coming clean

Wright said. "Maybe its me being na�ve, but I think baseball is clean. You would have to be either very desperate or flat-out stupid to try and beat the system now."



Someone give that boy a hug. Or a puppy dog.







themetfairy
Feb 10 2009 01:42 PM


Caple Blames Madonna For A-Rod's Steroid Use[/url:1axxb394].







G-Fafif
Feb 10 2009 04:44 PM


Just you wait -- some version of this[/url:1e05cmtc] will be written by at least one of the columnists cited.







metirish
Feb 10 2009 04:53 PM


OMG , brilliant....







Edgy DC
Feb 12 2009 08:13 AM


Zev goes the whole nine yards, and the only moral failure he indicts the Rod for is giving up the juice and therefore ripping the Yankees off.


Opinion
A-Rod, get back on the 'roids
You've got nothing to apologize about; drugs have been part of professional baseball for a long time.
By Zev Chafets
February 12, 2009


If it is true that Alex Rodriguez stopped using steroids in 2003, before he came to New York, the Yankees have been swindled. A-Rod hasn't been trying his hardest to win and help his team.

In A-Rod's defense, it could be argued that there is no empirical proof that taking anabolic steroids improves baseball performance. But baseball players think they do. A-Rod himself admits he took steroids to make himself one of the greatest players of all time.

Even if steroids are potentially dangerous (and despite suspicions, there is no proof that they cause permanent harm when properly administered to adult males), what of it? For many people, danger is the price of doing business. Construction workers, firefighters, cops and combat soldiers all take their lives in their hands to earn a living.

According to Sports Illustrated, 104 major leaguers tested positive for steroids in 2003. That's about 10% of the players in the majors.

Back in 2003, A-Rod didn't necessarily know who the other 103 users were. But he did know that they were out there someplace. They might have been pitchers he was facing, or fielders who caught up with his batted balls. He probably guessed that some of the juicers were the great hitters he was competing against for primacy and the money that goes with it.

Can anybody blame A-Rod for leveling the playing field? What was he supposed to say: My rivals may be chemically enhancing their performances, but that's just a disadvantage I must live with?

Baseball players have been doing drugs since Hall of Fame pitcher Pud Galvin shot up with monkey testosterone in 1889. And it's not just steroids, Since the '60s, major leaguers also have used amphetamines and downers. Players take them for professional purposes, not for fun.

As every Little Leaguer has been taught, you sacrifice what you must for the good of the team. You play hurt if necessary, and you take your advantages where you find them. Gaylord Perry threw spitballs, more or less publicly, for 20 years, and he got into Cooperstown. As a player, John McGraw tripped so many base runners that baseball was forced to introduce an infield umpire -- and McGraw is in the Hall of Fame too. Even Babe Ruth was caught corking his bat. These and a hundred other incidents of sign stealing, bat tippling, ball scuffing and bat doctoring are staples of baseball lore, lovingly recounted by after-dinner speakers and broadcasters across American generations. Cheating is as much a part of Major League Baseball as alcoholism, ethnic bench jockeying and the ground-rule double.

Besides, let's be honest. Americans love chemicals that provide an edge. Students use them to cram for finals. Pilots and surgeons take Provigil to keep sharp. Trial lawyers and Broadway actors pop beta blockers to ward off stage fright. Bob Dole pitched Viagra on television. I've even heard rumors about sportswriters who smoothed out their workdays with Prozac.

Science marches on, no matter how much we long for the pristine days before medication. Ballplayers will always look for an edge, and chemists will always come up with one, and a way to evade testing too.

"Everybody does it" is not a moral defense, but honestly, is this really a moral issue? Baseball hasn't treated it that way.

Forty years after Jim Bouton revealed the widespread use of "greenies," no players have been seriously punished for using chemicals. Even now, the only real threat is getting banned from the Hall of Fame, and we'll see how long that lasts in the age of Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens and A-Rod. The baseball establishment still hasn't made a real effort to stop players from using steroids, because it is believed that steroids enhance performance and help win games -- and that is what professional baseball is all about.

Except, it turns out, to A-Rod. For the last four seasons, he has let his teammates and his fans down by doing less than his best. Unless, of course, he is lying about having quit in 2003, and he's been enhancing right along. Say that it's so, A-Rod. Say that it's so.

Zev Chafets' book on the Baseball Hall of Fame, "Cooperstown Confidential," will be published in May.







Rockin' Doc
Feb 12 2009 11:09 AM


My dear Mr. Chafets,

You sir, are an idiot.

Sincerely, --Rockin' Doc







metirish
Feb 12 2009 11:36 AM


]

As a player, John McGraw tripped so many base runners that baseball was forced to introduce an infield umpire -- and McGraw is in the Hall of Fame too.



For fucks sake man get a grip .







Ashie62
Feb 12 2009 05:04 PM


="metirish":1ih6vdd4]Let's just play ball.[/quote:1ih6vdd4]

Yup...This whole steroid drama is wearing thin..Since no Ballplayers are beyond question as to taking performance enhancers why don't we do this to wrap up the issue for good.

1. On opening day for all teams at their own parks have every player in uniform do 200 Military squats as punishment and penance.

Fans can use the time to boo or heckle to vent, or step out to get some delicious Wise snacks.

2. Have Selig sac up and designate 1996-2003 the "live ball era" or whatever you would like to call it.

3. Current Drug Testing Policies are in place to move forward.

Lastly, I'm not going to hammer Arod or any other abuser as I won't should any of our boys get outed...I can't imagine David Wright ever being involved in this mess but as I said..no one is beyond question.

Now play ball!!!







soupcan
Feb 13 2009 11:21 AM


If anyone's interested - Pete Rose is going to be on WFAN with Francesa in a couple of minutes.

I'm sure he'll be talking about Alex.







seawolf17
Feb 17 2009 12:05 PM


This press conference is insipid.







PatchyFogg
Feb 17 2009 12:09 PM


="soupcan":ko45fwv9]If anyone's interested - Pete Rose is going to be on WFAN with Francesa in a couple of minutes.

I'm sure he'll be talking about Alex.[/quote:ko45fwv9]

And, we're having Kirk Radomski live at 9:15PM tonight on LI's 90.3FM in case anyone is in the listening area. I'll put it up at http://hosted.filefront.com/patchyfogg after the show.

In the meantime (at the same website), you can check out the 2 commercial-free hour Mets Preview that we did with Adam Rubin right before he left for Port St. Lucie.







Nymr83
Feb 17 2009 12:12 PM


="seawolf17":3rs9xhqj]This press conference is insipid.[/quote:3rs9xhqj]

What more did you want him to say? I relize the media needs to keep beating it to death because they have columns to fill, but I've heard all I need to hear already.







metirish
Feb 17 2009 12:52 PM


It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.







John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 17 2009 12:57 PM


John Harper in the meantime is suckered into taking Texiera's word he's never used, why he's "cleaner than Derek Jeter if that's even possible" (yes, he actually wrote that today).







themetfairy
Feb 17 2009 02:01 PM


="metirish":2kjyziqi]It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.[/quote:2kjyziqi]

How does he feel about World Peace?







holychicken
Feb 17 2009 03:03 PM


="Ashie62":2gt1v9x0]2. Have Selig sac up and designate 1996-2003 the "live ball era" or whatever you would like to call it.[/quote:2gt1v9x0]
The "small balls era" makes more sense.







metirish
Feb 17 2009 08:14 PM


Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....







Edgy DC
Feb 17 2009 08:20 PM


Is that something he wrote or said?







metirish
Feb 17 2009 08:29 PM


I was watching the news and he said it, not the exact quote from me but close .







MFS62
Feb 17 2009 09:17 PM


="themetfairy":67aky83c]
="metirish":67aky83c]It's ended.... Rodriguez ended by saying he wants "to make the world a better place" , words that would inspire Bernie Taupin.[/quote:67aky83c]

How does he feel about World Peace?[/quote:67aky83c]

It doesn't matter.
He's not competing for Miss America.

Later







LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 17 2009 09:57 PM


="metirish":cg5944xb]Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....[/quote:cg5944xb]

You know, like Leyritz.

/Why, yes, my tongue works fine-- why do you ask?







Nymr83
Feb 18 2009 02:26 AM


="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":2ac33j35]
="metirish":2ac33j35]Johnny Damon - "using steroids is wrong but he didn't commit a crime or like go out their and kill someone".....[/quote:2ac33j35]

You know, like Leyritz.

/Why, yes, my tongue works fine-- why do you ask?[/quote:2ac33j35]

Sorry Johnny, whatever he took was probably illegal in the U.S.







Edgy DC
Feb 18 2009 05:59 AM


I actually tihnk a human being must be sacrificed every time Madonna copulates.







metirish
Feb 18 2009 07:06 AM


More from Johnny....to the print media he had this to say.....


]

"It's unfortunate he made some stupid mistakes. He's a guy who definitely did not need it, and I definitely do not condone it....But there could be a lot worse things he could've been doing out there, (like) murdering someone"It's unfortunate he made some stupid mistakes. He's a guy who definitely did not need it, and I definitely do not condone it....But there could be a lot worse things he could've been doing out there, (like) murdering someone


"We can go out there and support him," Damon added, "because we know we can't go out there and win a World Series without him."



Rodriguez's amatuer hour defense defies logic , I didn't expect anything else from him but it couldn't have been more staged if he were on Broadway.







Frayed Knot
Feb 18 2009 07:06 AM


="Edgy DC":1kos7lsf]I actually tihnk a human being must be sacrificed every time Madonna copulates.[/quote:1kos7lsf]

That would explain all the death and destruction in the world.



Re: Damon -- His name came up in a round-table type sports discussion I was listening to and the panel was deftly using euphemisms like "an uncomplicated man" when describing him in order to keep from flat-out saying that he's basically box-of-rocks stupid.







Edgy DC
Feb 18 2009 07:19 AM


Yes, Johnny, murder, manslaughter --- these things are worse than cheating at baseball. Thank you for your incisive analysis.

For a counterpoint, here's Ambiorix Burgos.



Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket
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Not to stoke this more but Jeter fed his fanclub in the 4th estate an interesting line yesterday.

Filip Bondy who may as well titled his piece in the snooze today GOD I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEREK'S BALLSACK practically apologizes for even asking whether Jeter did it and finds the answer: "Why would my name be on that list?" as an acceptable response.

Note how Jeets dares his cheering section to accuse him of something, so he can act wronged from the start.


Posted


="John Cougar Lunchbucket"]

Filip Bondy who may as well titled his piece in the snooze today GOD I LOVE THE TASTE OF DEREK'S BALLSACK practically apologizes for even asking whether Jeter did it and finds the answer: "Why would my name be on that list?" as an acceptable response.
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Bondy definitely finds that answer acceptable...
]
That was the answer we wanted to hear. Jeter is the guy who stays out of trouble, doesn't go trawling for it. He remains single, so his romantic dalliances amuse instead of disgust us. He keeps quiet about the contract that expires in 2010, about his place in the lineup, about the pitchers and teammates and coaches who have failed him in recent seasons


what would these guys do if their beloved Jeter was dirty...Snooze has 15 pages on Rodriguez.


Guest metsguyinmichigan
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Posted


Jeter's proof is in his middling stats. If he put those numbers up in Kansas City, he'd be just another decent player.


Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket
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No no no no no no.

My point is if he played in this era he's a suspect whose denial is as sincere as anyone else's. Everyone is a suspect, and the papers still don't get it.

And players from Termel Sledge to Manny Aybar should have proven by now that numbers have little to do with it.


Posted


Yeah numbers mean nothing really , as we know a lot of players took them to help recover from injury or just to recover from games, unlike Rodriguez who was just young and stoopid.


Guest metsguyinmichigan
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Letterman on ARod

Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine


10 "Hey, it's Mark McGwire, want to get together this weekend and not talk about the past?"
9 "Joe Torre here, thanks for helping book sales."
8 "Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?"
7 "Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn't win?"
6 "Hi, it's Bernie Madoff. Nice try, but I'm still the most hated man in NYC."
5 "Michael Phelps here, got any snacks?"
4 "Hi, this is Sammy Sosa, just pretend you don't speak English."
3 "Michael Phelps again, did I call you or did you call me?"
2 "Hi this is Rod Blagojevich, I'll say you're innocent if you say I am."

and the Number One Message Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine:

1 "It's Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?"


Posted


Hilarious from Letterman....

Representative Elijah Cummings apparently wants to bring Rodriguez before Congress.


]

"I think we're going to have to see what Rodriguez will tell us," Cummings said in a phone interview. "He is in a confessing mode, so maybe he needs to put his apology into some meaningful action by cooperating with the committee so we can see if there are things we need to reopen to make sure baseball is doing all that it can to rid itself of this kind of practice."


Guest Edgy DC
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Me as A-Rod: "I'll testify under oath if everybody else does. Don't have time for that? OK, then just Derek."


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