Derek Jeter: Petty Thief

[A Boy Named Seo]

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]Jeter Owns Up to Taking Stadium Souvenir By HARVEY ARATON Tampa, Fla. � Derek Jeter came clean Wednesday night. He pilfered the Joe DiMaggio sign, as I suspected. When I had last seen Jeter before covering the kickoff party to his celebrity golf classic for his Turn 2 Foundation at the Saddlebrook Resort about a half-north of here, he had refused comment on the famous sign (�I want to thank the Good Lord for making me a Yankee�) in the tunnel leading to the Yankees dugout that went missing soon after their last Stadium home game. A clue on his intentions had come earlier that night, when he said he had his eye on a particular Stadium keepsake but wouldn�t say which. After the game and on-field celebration, I noticed the sign was missing and told him, �I know what you�re taking out of here,� and I asked if I could report it. He shook his head and replied, �In due time.� Four months later, he admitted he had taken the sign, and another item or two.

[Guest themetfairy]

That MFY shit must be really expensive if even Captain Intangibles can't afford it!

[metirish]

I wouldn't want to touch that sign for many reasons but especially now after Jetes has ejaculated over it nightly.

[G-Fafif]

He feels petty!
Oh so petty!

[Fman99]

He also stole A-Rod's heart, I purport.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Ruben Rivera was voted off the team for less.

[seawolf17]

How the heck does that not go to YS3? I'm telling you, that team just has no sense of their history at all.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

="Edgy DC"]Ruben Rivera was voted off the team for less.

So true! He just swiped some bats and gloves, if I recall.

Freaking Jeter. As if we didn't have enough reasons to hate that bastard.



Here's the sign.

And to think that I felt really guilty about taking one of the paper "Final Season" inserts from a Shea napkin dispenser.

[G-Fafif]

"I want to thank the Good Lord for giving me a straight face so as to pretend all this nonsense is meaningful, thus extending my earning power."
--Any Yankee