Wifey Watch 2OO9

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

By the way congrats are due to Brian Schneider and his cutie-patootie Wifey, Jordan, who welcomed a new son, Kalin, yesterday.

Kalin?

[Frayed Knot]

Tell me the name is 'Kalin' and [u:1h546l2h]son[/u:1h546l2h] is my second guess.

[metirish]

Schneider just like Clemens gave all his kids names that start with K for all his strike outs.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Daily News today says the baby is a girl, Kalin Duncan Schneider.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

No way, my copy of the Snooze sez its a son, Kalin Duncan.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Yahoo Sports says it's a girl:
"� C Brian Schneider and wife Jordan welcomed their second child on Monday. Daughter Kalin Duncan Schneider weighed in at 6 pounds, 10 ounces in West Palm Beach, Fla., when she was born at 1:31 p.m.

NY Daily News online: Headline says it's a girl, but the story says otherwise:
"Brian Schneider's wife Jordan gave birth to the couple's second child, son Kalin Duncan, in West Palm Beach, Fla., at 1:31 p.m. Monday. He weighed six pounds, 10 ounces and joins sister Tatum. Schneider is on the DL with a muscle strain in his back."


Still looking for a third online source to break the tie regarding the mystery.

Congratulations to the Schneider family!

[bmfc1]

Nelson Figueroa's wife isn't happy:

http://thefigueroas.blogspot.com/2009/04/dfa.html

[HahnSolo]

Nelson Figueroa's wife isn't happy:

http://thefigueroas.blogspot.com/2009/04/dfa.html

[Guest Edgy DC]

Nice work.

[Benjamin Grimm]

No way, my copy of the Snooze sez its a son, Kalin Duncan.[/quote:1rd1o4vc]

That's weird. My edition is the "CITY FINAL" whatever that means. I may get an earlier print run than you do, since the out-of-town papers must ship fairly early. Mine arrives at my local convenience store around 6 a.m.

[Fman99]

No way, my copy of the Snooze sez its a son, Kalin Duncan.[/quote:3n36qttd]

That's weird. My edition is the "CITY FINAL" whatever that means. I may get an earlier print run than you do, since the out-of-town papers must ship fairly early. Mine arrives at my local convenience store around 6 a.m.[/quote:3n36qttd]

See this is what happens when you don't name your kid "Fred" or "Agnes."

[Benjamin Grimm]

Well then, I'm glad I named my kids Fred and Agnes.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

Yes, but they aren't.

[soupcan]

Nelson Figueroa's wife isn't happy:

http://thefigueroas.blogspot.com/2009/04/dfa.html[/quote:204w6sw1]

Locked out!

[bmfc1]

I got it from Mets Blog which has this excerpt:

�Nelson is upset. He did what is asked of any starting pitcher in baseball - he gave them a quality start and kept them in the game� He expected more than 1 day in the big leagues this time around.�

Hot Foot has this excerpt:

"When he called after the game I said, �What�s up?� and he said, �It�s not what�s up, it�s who�s down. They just designated me�. I sat in complete shock. I had no words. The feeling of complete numbness entered my body. I think I sputtered, �I�m so sorry� and Nelson said, �Yeah, I need to call you later�. I didn�t want him to call because I didn�t know what to say.

In general, after you have a quality start (defined as 6 innings 3 earned runs or less. A win is not necessary) and you have heard the media told you are going to slip into the long man role, you don�t expect to be on the next plane out of town. So I was pretty confident those weren�t the words I�d hear."

I guess there was too much attention for Nelson's liking.

[HahnSolo]

I read the whole thing when it was first posted here (I guess cooler heads have prevailed and she locked it or deleted it.

She did sound like she was a couple scoops of crazy.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I root for Figueroa and his whole family as hard as anyone but feel lucky were able to get this much out of him and as long as he's worthless to relieve this week while Ollie and Maine go back-to-back, he had better be shipped out for someone who is rested.

Meantime you may have seen Freddy Garcia is about to enter the Buff rotation, and if all goes well he'll be knocking on the door soon.

[TransMonk]

Metsblog says Figgy cleared waivers and is headed back to Buffalo.

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/mets/2009/04/figgy-clears-waivers.html

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Metsblog says Figgy cleared waivers and is headed back to Buffalo.

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/mets/2009/04/figgy-clears-waivers.html[/quote:1mvzfhdp]

Kinda weird that someone like the Nats didn't pick him up, no? (Unless the "cheerleader" bit from last year stuck in someone's ear.)

[Guest Edgy DC]

The Lisa and Cherisse eras behind him, Darryl Strawberry poses with new wife Tammy Faye (oops, I mean Tracy) Strawberry.

[HahnSolo]

Darryl's gone from Tiffany's (Cherisse) to Target (Tracy).

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Meow!

[Fman99]

To paraphrase Hahn, she's a couple scoops of fugly.

[Guest Edgy DC]

The gallery is harsh. I just thought she went a little heavy on the makeup.

I mean, sure, she's no Kim Shamsky.

[Farmer Ted]

Fuck, I want to marry this guy he's so damn freaking cute. From TMZ, the last bastian of true internet news. Wifey's got a bump.

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=f99b7287-8081-4143-9891-b107e1440fd1

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Hasn't she already had the kid?

[Fman99]

Fuck, I want to marry this guy he's so damn freaking cute. From TMZ, the last bastian of true internet news. Wifey's got a bump.

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=f99b7287-8081-4143-9891-b107e1440fd1[/quote:1sxym4ze]

Right next to the "make TMZ my homepage" link there should be another link that says "swallow your own tongue and put yourself out of your misery before you watch TMZ."

[Guest Edgy DC]

She's probably still yelling at him.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Another reason why I opted not to be a big celebrity.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Hasn't she already had the kid?