Make Up That Tabloid Headline

[metirish]

CITI FAILED
Mets move to Brooklyn

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

SHEA IT AIN'T SO
Mets' new stadium a "Cit"-hole

[metirish]

Vince Coleman Firecracker wrote: SHEA IT AIN'T SO Mets' new stadium a "Cit"-hole

I like it

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

metirish wrote: I like it

Actually, I liked yours better

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

In-Ebbett-able blunder
Mets' clone of Dodger digs sends team packing

[Guest AG/DC]

CITI A PITY,
SEZ CITY
COMMITTEE

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

="AG/DC"] CITI A PITY, SEZ CITY COMMITTEE

Damn, that's good!

[Centerfield]

SHITTY-FIELD
Valadius right all along

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

="AG/DC"]CITI A PITY, SEZ CITY COMMITTEE

That's good- I was trying to work in a "sez"

[G-Fafif]

Not a bad one in the bunch, but I gotta go for tabloid's sake with

]SHEA IT AIN'T SO Mets' new stadium a "Cit"-hole

Take it!

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Yanks' Pavano on fire since coming off DL

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Vince Coleman Firecracker wrote: Yanks' Pavano on fire since coming off DL

CARL's BIG CON
Sez he was fine all along,
Just liked being on DL

[metirish]

PAVANO FALLS INTO FIRE
Litany of weird injuries continues

[G-Fafif]

THE AGONY OF VICTORY
Pavano drops Player of the Week
award on foot, heads back to DL

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

metirish wrote: PAVANO FALLS INTO FIRE Litany of weird injuries continues

Well, I was thinking of HOT CARL, but Irish made me laugh aloud.
Take it!

[metirish]

Disgruntled Sexon using Valtrex after catching Jeter's double play balls.

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

ITCHY RICHIE
Firstbaseman Fouled

[A Boy Named Seo]

I was thinking Hot Carl, too, but couldn't pull it out in time. I mean... nevermind.

YANKS RIDE HOT CARL!
Backdoor slider locks up Twins all night.
Jetes says Yanks will "Come from behind!"

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

A Boy Named Seo wrote: YANKS RIDE HOT CARL! Backdoor slider locks up Twins all night. Jetes says Yanks will "Come from behind!"

I would definitely get the Post delivered if the headlines were that good.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

="metirish"]Disgruntled Sexon using Valtrex after catching Jeter's double play balls.

Jeter's heaters hurting teammates' peters
Long throws carry unwanted passenger: Herpes. Giambi not worried, already on the meds

[metirish]

="metsguyinmichigan"] ="metirish"]Disgruntled Sexon using Valtrex after catching Jeter's double play balls. Jeter's heaters hurting teammates' peters Long throws carry unwanted passenger: Herpes. Giambi not worried, already on the meds

Laughing uncontrollably here....

Take it

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Singer dumps ARod, setting sights on Mets 3B instead

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

="metsguyinmichigan"] Jeter's heaters hurting teammates' peters

Good god, that's funny.

[Guest AG/DC]

A-ROD
ESCAPES

[metirish]

metsguyinmichigan wrote: Singer dumps ARod, setting sights on Mets 3B instead

MADGE DUMPS OLD-ROD , WANTS VIRGIN WRIGHT
Fred Wilpon to huddle with Wright tonight

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

metsguyinmichigan wrote: Singer dumps ARod, setting sights on Mets 3B instead

MADONNA METSMERIZED
But Wright Refuses Yanx Slugger's Sloppy Seconds

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

LA ISLA BONILLA
Madonna wants Ex-Mets 3B to "show her the Bronx"

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Vince Coleman Firecracker wrote: LA ISLA BONILLA Madonna wants Ex-Mets 3B to "show her the Bronx"

Bad. Ass. Badass!

Your turn.

[Guest Vince Coleman Firecracker]

Mets former manager takes job driving for funerals

[batmagadanleadoff]

="metsguyinmichigan"]Singer dumps ARod, setting sights on Mets 3B instead

Late City Final 2d Ed.

A-ROD HAS LIMP ROD!
Material Girl reportedly stuck at third base with Alex. But David Wright has the right stuff to stuff with.