IGT - Subway Series I - Game 3

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Beltran hasn't had a particularly good series.

[Zvon]

Johnny Dickshot wrote: It would help if we start battering the zit-faced yokel opposing Maine.

LOL.

="Edgy DC"]Zvon, you've got mail.

Edgy,youve got a PM.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

How can the Skanks expect to be contenders when they have Dougie Eyechart as their firstbaseman?

[Guest OlerudOwned]

No joke, I just mistook Clippard for a bat boy. Not even a Monstrously Huge one.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

fuckshit, green.

[Batty31]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Green is more giraffe than gazelle.

Maine's Brain Bannister impersonation just fell apart.

And fuck Jeter.

[Zvon]

UGH.
Damon with a bloop and Jeter with a blast.

[Batty31]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Cheater Jeter with a 2 run HR!

See! I told you I had a bad feeling about this game!!

[Zvon]

Zvon wrote: UGH. Damon with a bloop and Jeter with a blast.

...and then Morgan steals my quote---suddenly I feel like Batty.

[Willets Point]

When the Yankees are running their World Series banner up the flagpole next April, they'll refer to this game as the turning point.

[Zvon]

whoops--made a mess of that.

4-1.
We got more runs in us. Have no fear.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

John Miller just said that Jeter usually hits 20 homers a year. Jeter has 3 20-home run seasons in his career. He averages 16ish.

Next time maybe do a little research.

[Guest Edgy DC]

OK, let's comeback against this meat and really crush some spirits.

[Batty31]

Edgy, maybe you need to be nekkid for this game.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Perhaps Clippard is one of those guys who gets crushed the 3rd time through the lineup and not the 2nd.

[Zvon]

Johnny Dickshot wrote: Perhaps Clippard is one of those guys who gets crushed the 3rd time through the lineup and not the 2nd.

I certainly hope so Ollie.><

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

We really needed Easley to clear 9 there.

So this looks like it'll be Maine's last inning.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Maine's had good games with his bad stuff.

He's had bad games with his good stuff.

This is just bad bad bad.

[Willets Point]

The Yankees just retook New York.

[Zvon]

So far Posada is having an amazing season.
If he keeps it up season long I'll eat my Met hat collection.

Damn, that was a shot.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Dookie got gun.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Posada is a free agent this winter. The better his season, the more money he'll cost Steinbrenner. I hope he has a good season, while the Yankees suck. Then his agent extorts an obscene amount of cash from Steinbrenner in the offseason.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Any play resulting in Mientkiewicz leading off an inning is a good play IMO.

Gomez prolly has the most history v. Cippard here. Willie PH him?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Rok me.

You see em comin at you every night!

Strung on pretension they fall for you at first sight

You know their business --- you think its a bore

They make you restless --- its nothin you ain't seen before

Get around town, spend your time on the run!

You never let down,say you do it for fun!

Never miss a play, though you make quite a few!

You give it all away...

...when everybody wants you!

You crave attention --- you can never say no

Throw your affections anyway the wind blows

You always make it --- youre on top of the scene

You sell the copy like the cover of a magazine

Puttin' on the eyes 'til theres nobody else!

You never realize what you do to yourself!

The things that they see make the daily reviews!

You never get free...

...when everybody wants you!

Everybody knows you!

Everybody snows you!

Everybody needs you...! leads you...! bleeds you!

Nights of confusion and impossible dreams

Days at the mirror, patchin up around the seams

You got your glory --- you paid for it all

You take your pension out in loneliness and alcohol

Say goodbye to conventional ways!

You cant escape the hours --- you lose track of the days!

The more you understand, seems the more like you do!

You never get away...

...everybody wants you!

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Nope, and thinking it over Gomez prolly is as clueless as the rest of his mates.

Newhan has to make something happen here.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

You're fired, Newhan.

[Guest Edgy DC]

You're fired, Squier.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Schoenweis = waving the white flag

[Zvon]

The boys cant let that excellent song choice go to waste.