IGT, 4/1/2007, Game One

[Zvon]

...that pesky Eckstien

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Comforting to see that kind of defense from Wright. Big DP with Pooholes coming up.

I think Miller just lost a lung. HHWHOO!

[Zvon]

That DP was sweet.

Mets lead after one, 0-0.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

We get it Joe, he's short, shut up now.

Mr. 800 with the first hit of the Mets season!

[stevejrogers]

Met # 800 with his hit # 1 as a Met

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

First hit: Alou.

Winner: Nobody.

[stevejrogers]

Allright Shawn! 2 out hits.

[Zvon]

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Did someone just open up a can in the booth? It'd sure as hell explain a lot of what Joe Morgan says.

Hahaha, grit's not gonna help you catch that one, Runt.

[stevejrogers]

Good to see John Cleese back, but I think Valentin's mother was a hampster who wears combat boots

[Zvon]

OlerudOwned wrote: Did someone just open up a can in the booth? It'd sure as hell explain a lot of what Joe Morgan says. Hahaha, grit's not gonna help you catch that one, Runt.

He actually cracked me up when he said being in the vicinity of Delgado can
make Green go.

[Zvon]

SteveJRogers wrote: Good to see John Cleese back, but I think Valentin's mother was a hampster who wears combat boots

....and your father smelt of...ELDERBERRIES!

[stevejrogers]

[stevejrogers]

HE IS UP!, Yadir F'N Molina! AKA Fat Ass.

[stevejrogers]

Soild inning from Glavine.

Okay, Mets Offense UNITE AND ASSEMBLE

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Spring is here, baseball is back, and life is good.

[stevejrogers]

Thats Uniting, THATS Assembling! Tommy Boy!

[stevejrogers]

Jose, that is NOT Uniting, that is NOT Assembling! Geez.

[Zvon]

="SteveJRogers"] Okay, Mets Offense UNITE AND ASSEMBLE

...or we will terrorize the entire city of Boston.

[Elster88]

I can't deal with this. Enjoy the game all.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Hi guys!

Sorry I'm late.

I thought that Beltran blast was gone!

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

oops sorry for the double post

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Well, Joe sure as hell called that one.

So Taguchi is not So Graceful, and it's two-love.

[Zvon]

Delgado just pokes a double and drives in two.
He poked that.
Nice

[Guest OlerudOwned]

"Nike Shocks A-Rod, only at Dick's Sporting Goods."

Do they use a taser or a car battery? Either way, I'm going.

[Zvon]

...that pesky Kennedy.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Who made the weak-ass relay throw, Valentin?

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Sweet! Nice break for us.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

I laugh at your feeble bunt.

HA! HA!

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

"The bluest sky and greenest grass you've ever seen."

They paint the grass green in the early part of the season. I would not have believed it had I not seen it myself.