Pujols Arrested For Crack Possession!

[seawolf17]

Wow.

[metirish]

Hahaha..fucker..had me on that....

[Guest Edgy DC]

That's a lot of crack.

[Guest cleonjones11]

Ridiculous...even by my standards

[metirish]

cleonjones11 wrote: Ridiculous...even by my standards

What's ridiculous,the amount of crack or the post ?...

[Guest cleonjones11]

metirish wrote: ="cleonjones11"]Ridiculous...even by my standards What's ridiculous,the amount of crack or the post ?...

The post silly

[nymr83]

best misleading title yet. beats the "wright traded" one only because i knew before i opened it that it wouldn't be David.

[Willets Point]

Nothing will ever top "Juan Signs."

[soupcan]

'Juan Signs' was indeed the best.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

So, what's the story behind "Juan Signs", anyway?

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

In '01 the animals were posting new thread after new thread with speculation the Mets ought to sign free agent Juan Gonzalez.

A poster started a thread with the title JUAN SIGNS!! and the text read:

I'm selling signs with the word "Juan" on them. $10 each. Send me a check, etc etc.

It wasn't the cleverest thing ever, but it was easy fishing.

[Willets Point]

Several years ago Juan Gonzalez (ca. 2000?) was on the free agent market and the topic of much heated speculation in regards to where he's sign with many Mets fans hoping, some even expecting he'd end up in Queens. Someone - was it Johnny Dickshot in an earlier incarnation? - posted on the old Mets Online Forum (the MOFo) a thread that began "Juan Signs!" It was a big fake out because the text in the thread was an offer to purchase some signs the poster had made in support of Juan.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I still haven't gotten my sign.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I spent the money on beer.

[metirish]

That's pretty funny, even funnier was the contrat Juan turned down from the Tigers....$140 million IIRC...

[nymr83]

metirish wrote: That's pretty funny, even funnier was the contrat Juan turned down from the Tigers....$140 million IIRC...

yeah, that might be one of the dumbest moves by a player ever.