Baptism

[Willets Point]

Brothers and Sisters, we together today to baptize with the waters of Flushing Bay. Yadier Molina, you are hereby and forever after known as:


Yadier Fucking Molina!!!


(Yadier Bleeping Molina when the kids are around).

Go forth and torment us no more.

Amen.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Poor guy. It's bad enough that his name is "Yadier" but now he gets that middle name to go with it.

[Willets Point]

Yancy Street Gang wrote: Poor guy. It's bad enough that his name is "Yadier" but now he gets that middle name to go with it.

I'm sure he's not grieving too much today.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Good point.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Forget the baptism, can't we just hold his head under water for a while?

[Guest Rotblatt]

OlerudOwned wrote: Forget the baptism, can't we just hold his head under water for a while?

Amen, brother Olerud!

[Guest Edgy DC]

This church scares me.

[smg58]

We could call him YFM, for short.

[Zvon]

smg58 wrote: We could call him YFM, for short.

yes, he should forevermore be known as YFM.
Or YFAM. (fatass)

Why is it always the little guy with the fat ass who comes up big in the post.
The guy hardly hit all season and then- POW-SLAM- suddenly he's Johnny freaking fatass Bench.

[stevejrogers]

[Farmer Ted]

Sometime before that infamous home run, the Mrs. says to me, "Something's wrong with his face. I just can't place it. Like he's a woman with a Butch face." He shall forever be known to me as Butch.

[Willets Point]

Edgy DC wrote: This church scares me.

Good, scary churches make for a good voting bloc in an election year.

[G-Fafif]

Can't spell Yadier without d-i-e*. Or think it.

(*Baseball "d-i-e," mind you. It's tough to make that crack without realizing you can't spell Lidle without those three letters either.)

[Guest cooby]

I don't think I want to know what that's supposed to mean