Her name is S.

[Guest Edgy DC]

She's cute and sweet and pouty and new to the office. Wears clothes as tight as a drum, with a Marilyn Monroe innoncence, and men forget their names when she stops by their offices to chat in their doorways.

But she's a Yankee fan. And I see through her.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Can you see through her clothes?

[Guest Edgy DC]

No, but...

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Take a photo, maybe I can.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Sexy Sarah.

[Guest Edgy DC]

You try not to look, but there's that "my blouse is so tight that there are big open arches of tension between the buttons" thing that Scott Erickson's wife had.

Surely, you see that the Devil has sent her to deliver me body and soul to the Yankee cause.

Already I'm lingering fondly on the noble bat and glove of Scott Brosius.

[Farmer Ted]

Hate sex, or the thought of it, is acceptable.

[soupcan]

Edgy DC wrote: Already I'm lingering fondly on the noble bat and glove of Scott Brosius.

As long as you don't linger fondly on your own bat.

At least not in the office.

[Guest Edgy DC]

She thinks that, for the Yankees to advance in the post-season, A-Rod has to be benched.

Keep thinking, Sweetie.

[MFS62]

Edgy DC wrote: She thinks that, for the Yankees to advance in the post-season, A-Rod has to be benched. Keep thinking, Sweetie.

Sounds like thinking would be the farthest thing from her mind.

Later

[Benjamin Grimm]

http://www.tri-beta.com/images/40's%20Girl.jpg

[soupcan]

Edgy DC wrote: She thinks that, for the Yankees to advance in the post-season, A-Rod has to be benched. Keep thinking, Sweetie.

I recently had a conversation similar to this with a Post-'96er (Yankee fan who jumped on the bandwagon).

Its amazing how the media and this blind loyalty, for lack of a better word, to Cap'n Clutch has convinced these people that ARod is actually a detriment to their team.

[Frayed Knot]

And really, who among us wasn't impressed by their ability to scrape by - during the Matsui/Sheff/Cano injuries - with only 5 or 6 multiple All-Stars in their everyday lineup?

[metsmarathon]

those poor yankees having to get by relying on only derek jeter, jason giambi, alex rodruguez, johnny damon...

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Less Yankee talk. More descriptions of Sarah. Let's hear about her pants.

[MFS62]

Frayed Knot wrote: And really, who among us wasn't impressed by their ability to scrape by - during the Matsui/Sheff/Cano injuries - with only 5 or 6 multiple All-Stars in their everyday lineup?

FK
Please say no more. I'm starting to get all faklempt thinking about how that poor band of ragamuffins has had to overcome their obstacles to endure in this year's pennant race.
Somebody hand me a tissue.

Later

[Guest Edgy DC]

]And really, who among us wasn't impressed by their ability to scrape by - during the Matsui/Sheff/Cano injuries - with only 5 or 6 multiple All-Stars in their everyday lineup?

She wants more pitching.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Johnny Dickshot wrote: Less Yankee talk. More descriptions of Sarah. Let's hear about her pants.

Do what I did. Find and share a picture that best matches your mental image of Sarah.

[Guest Rotblatt]

]She's cute and sweet and pouty and new to the office. Wears clothes as tight as a drum, with a Marilyn Monroe innoncence, and men forget their names when she stops by their offices to chat in their doorways. But she's a Yankee fan. And I see through her.

Perhaps a conversion is in order. I'd suggest using the loveable David Wright as a Trojan horse. [insert own Trojan condom joke here.]

[metirish]

Sarah -Thin Lizzy

] One, two One, two, three, four When you came in my life you changed my world My Sarah Everything seemed so right my baby girl My Sarah You are all I want to know You hold my heart so don't let go You are all I need to live My love to you I'll give My Sarah When you begin to smile you change my style My Sarah When I look in your eyes I see my prize My Sarah You are all I want to know You hold my heart so don't let go You are all I need to live My love to you I'll give You are all I want to know Oh my Sarah Don't let go oh no My Sarah You are all I want to know You hold my heart so don't let go You are all I need to live My love to you I'll always give You are all I want to know You hold my heart so don't let go You are all I want to know Oh my Sarah Yes you changed my style with your baby smile Sarah Childlike charms keep me warm hold you in my arms Sarah Change my world my baby girl Sarah All I want to know don't let go No, no, no, no, no, no Sarah Sarah Be mine

[Guest Edgy DC]

Frayed Knot wrote: And really, who among us wasn't impressed by their ability to scrape by - during the Matsui/Sheff/Cano injuries - with only 5 or 6 multiple All-Stars in their everyday lineup?

It sure seemed to float S.'s boat.

]Less Yankee talk. More descriptions of Sarah. Let's hear about her pants.

It' ain't Sarah. Her name is one of such devilish poetry that merely to mention it online would insinuate itself into your addled minds and you'd find yourselves taking long breaks to head to Modell's to buy a Mike Mussina jersey, and not even remember how you got there.

[MFS62]

Salome?

Later

[Gwreck]

Edgy DC wrote: It' ain't Sarah. Her name is one of such devilish poetry that merely to mention it online would insinuate itself into your addled minds

Could it be....Satan?

[soupcan]

DELORES!

[Guest Edgy DC]

The way she's playing me over to her diabolical cause, it could be, but that's not the name on the door of her office.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Sonia.

Sonia A. Kittenlike.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Sonia, yet so far-ah.

[metirish]

Sheila ?

[Benjamin Grimm]

It's gotta be Shirley.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

You're just begging for this to get creepy.

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