IGT 09/06/06 Mets-Braves Game 1 of Doubleheader

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

ATLANTAW. Aybar 3b
E. Renteria ss
J. Francoeur rf
A. Jones cf
M. Diaz lf
B. McCann c
A. LaRoche 1b
M. Prado 2b
J. Smoltz p

NEW YORK
J. Reyes ss
P. Lo Duca c
C. Delgado 1b
D. Wright 3b
S. Green rf
J. Valentin 2b
M. Tucker lf
E. Chavez cf
D. Williams p


No Beltran again. Game 2, perhaps?

[Guest Rotblatt]

Aybar singles to left. Is this the game that Williams finally turns into a pumpkin?

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Braves get two on but fail to score in the first.

[Guest Rotblatt]

With two outs and Aybar on first, Williams hits Andrew with a U, then gets Diaz to line out to left.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Williams gets Jones/A, side retired.

Mets turn coming up, hopefully it's prettier than Monday.

[MFS62]

Its still 11:59 for Williams.

Later

[Guest Edgy DC]

Rotblatt wrote: With two outs and Aybar on first, Williams hits Andrew with a U, then gets Diaz to line out to left.

This is like Sesame Street play-by-play.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Does Smoltz have real stirrups on or striped socks? I can't tell because his pants are so low.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

While Keith is praising Lo Duca, Smoltz throws a WP to advance Reyes to second.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Speaking of Lo Duca, who starts game 2? DiFelice or Stinnett? I'm hoping it's Kelly.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Lo Duca hit a little squib in front of the plate (a virtual bunt) but Jose doesn't advance to third.

Could be costly with Delgado coming up with one out.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Bah, someone get Reyes a coffee.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Delgado grounds to second, and now Reyes is on third, but with two out.

Wright batting.

And he grounds to third. No score after one.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Ouch. McCann abused the first pitch he saw from Williams.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Blech! McCann homers to give the Evil Braves a 1-0 lead

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Williams bounces back nicely.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Wow, with Smoltz pitching in Game 1, and Oliver Perez in Game 2, this isn't a promising afternoon for the Mets.

I think I'll be very happy with a split.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Yea! Porn Stash knocks in Mr. Green from first as Misspelled Andrew misplays the ball in center! 1-1.

[Guest Edgy DC]

One-one kids.

Valentin, the superest scrap-heap pickup ever.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Renteria trying to keep the sun out of the back of his neck.

RBI Double for Valentin. The Secret 'Stache!

[Zvon]

Williams has 3 strikeouts thu 2.
He better lean on that curve ball cuz he aint gettin the fastball by em.

A Green single and a Valentin double evens up the score.

I love it when Andreugh Jones bobbles a ball.

Smoltz has 2 wild pitches today.
He had 2 wild pitches all season coming into this game.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Two out with Valentin on 3rd.

Williams will try to take the lead into his own hands.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Forgive my ignorance, but...

What's so pornographic about Valentin's mustache?

What kind of mustache wouldn't be considered a porn-stache?

Maybe I need to start watching porn so I'd understand this stuff. I haven't seen a porno movie since I was in high school!

[Guest Edgy DC]

I haven't seen a high school since I was in a porno movie.

A agree that his moustache isn't something I'd so qualify.

[MFS62]

Yancy Street Gang wrote: Forgive my ignorance, but... What's so pornographic about Valentin's mustache?

Its dark black, big and thick - like the stick-on staches they used to put on porno actors to try to hide their identities. (I've been told)

Later

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Mmm, mmm.

[Guest Edgy DC]

MFS62 wrote: ="Yancy Street Gang"]Forgive my ignorance, but... What's so pornographic about Valentin's mustache? Its dark black, big and thick - like the stick-on staches they used to put on porno actors to try to hide their identities. (I've been told) Later

Except Valentin's is graying, slender by way of trimming from the top, and closely clipped.

[MFS62]

Well, as I said, I have only been told about porno staches. And his looks like it qualifies to me.
Porno is in the eye of the beholder, or so sayeth the Supreme Court.

Later

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]