Wright now shilling for a Billy Graham wannabe?

[Guest martin]

i wish some of the players would put out statements on where they stand on throat-tube guy. yunno when he was a kid, swimming was a way of life, but now he might drown.

edit: oh yeah i guess it is a throat-hole, not a tube. i guess i need to maybe do a little research.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I kinda hoping David Wright takes a bat to the German guy in the Crysler commercials.

[Guest old original jb]

soupcan wrote: ="Willets Point"] ="seawolf17"] That said, I completely agree with Soup. Get your religion out of my face. It's a commercial anyone's entitled to buy air time. Personally, I find more odious things shoved in my face through advertising than religion. But we can all exercise our right to tune out commercials. Or change the channel. Hey, there's nothing illegal about it. Personally I find it unappealing and distasteful. They want to keep running something thats controversial, thats their choice but they run the risk of alienating a lot of folks and possibly harming the image of their stars. MLB would be smart to act before a lot more people than me get turned off.

Or, the Mets could really run with it and have Faith Healing Day, Adam and Eve Bobblehead Doll Pyramid Building Day, and the ever popular "Liquid of Feces" Day.

Why is everyone acting as though this isn't completely insane?

[Guest OlerudOwned]

old original jb wrote: ="soupcan"] ="Willets Point"] ="seawolf17"] That said, I completely agree with Soup. Get your religion out of my face. It's a commercial anyone's entitled to buy air time. Personally, I find more odious things shoved in my face through advertising than religion. But we can all exercise our right to tune out commercials. Or change the channel. Hey, there's nothing illegal about it. Personally I find it unappealing and distasteful. They want to keep running something thats controversial, thats their choice but they run the risk of alienating a lot of folks and possibly harming the image of their stars. MLB would be smart to act before a lot more people than me get turned off. Or, the Mets could really run with it and have Faith Healing Day, Adam and Eve Bobblehead Doll Pyramid Building Day, and the ever popular "Liquid of Feces" Day. Why is everyone acting as though this isn't completely insane?

"What are feces?"
- "Baby mice"
"Aww"

[Benjamin Grimm]

No way would I pay ballpark prices for Liquid of Feces. They'll charge you six bucks, and it probably won't have the right stench.

[Benjamin Grimm]

If you told me yesterday morning that I'd be typing the two sentences above I wouldn't have believed you.

[Willets Point]

="OlerudOwned"] "What are feces?" - "Baby mice" "Aww"

Nice Donnie Darko reference.

[MFS62]

Yancy Street Gang wrote: No way would I pay ballpark prices for Liquid of Feces. They'll charge you six bucks, and it probably won't have the right stench.

I grovel before the brilliance of that post.

Later

[Elster88]

soupcan wrote: ="Willets Point"] ="seawolf17"] That said, I completely agree with Soup. Get your religion out of my face. It's a commercial anyone's entitled to buy air time. Personally, I find more odious things shoved in my face through advertising than religion. But we can all exercise our right to tune out commercials. Or change the channel. Hey, there's nothing illegal about it. Personally I find it unappealing and distasteful. They want to keep running something thats controversial, thats their choice but they run the risk of alienating a lot of folks and possibly harming the image of their stars. MLB would be smart to act before a lot more people than me get turned off.

The Lord will save you, My son.

[Frayed Knot]

Yancy Street Gang wrote: No way would I pay ballpark prices for Liquid of Feces. They'll charge you six bucks, and it probably won't have the right stench.

Yeah, but these modern stadiums won't even let you bring in your own Liquid of Feces -- they confiscate that kind of stuff at the gate now.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

MFS62 wrote: ="Yancy Street Gang"]No way would I pay ballpark prices for Liquid of Feces. They'll charge you six bucks, and it probably won't have the right stench. I grovel before the brilliance of that post. Later

Then wipe that shit-eating grin off your face.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Anybody find out if these other ballplayers are jumping off the salvation bandwagon with Wright?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Jaerock Lee healed Tom Glavine. On your knees, you ungrateful wretches.

[MFS62]

Elster88 wrote: The Lord will save you, My son.

I was in the Army with a guy who would climb up on his foot locker and proclaim that he could save us for $29.95.

Later