I woke up in like this morning

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Here -

[Willets Point]

ScarletKnight41 wrote: I actually kind of like keeping it here, but I'll defer to the preferences of the others.

As you wish.

[Guest Edgy DC]

"...and this is my son, Le Petit Orange."

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I'm falling out of like with Paul LoDuca.

Not just the slumping bat, tho that would allay a lot of pain. But he just doesn't look around the plate blocking stuff, got his mitt knocked off by a Tom Glavine pitch, and hasn't thrown out a runner yet.

[Centerfield]

One thing I'm noticing about LoDuca...announcers will speculate about the great advice he is giving a pitcher, and then cite to it as an example of his leadership.

Fictitious Example:

Gary: "LoDuca out to the mound. He's probably telling him to calm down and focus on the batter. Trying to get him to settle down..."

Keith: "Well, that is his reputation. People say he's a leader..."

Gary: "And that's the type of thing you just can't measure. Paul LoDuca has really brought that leadership to this team bla bla bla."