Church of Chipper?

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

Very funny.

[G-Fafif]

Bad news, fellow Atlantacolytes: Looks like the Mets are dealing another ace. Oh well, just one less reason to buy playoff tickets come October for us.

http://faithandfear.blogharbor.com/blog/_archives/2006/4/1/1854057.html

[Frayed Knot]

My first reaction was that we had been hacked!

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

I thought the same thing FK.

[Guest cooby]

My first reaction was that we had been hacked


Mine was that he'd been traded to NY and KC had had a secret wish for that all these years

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

G-Fafif wrote: Bad news, fellow Atlantacolytes: Looks like the Mets are dealing another ace. Oh well, just one less reason to buy playoff tickets come October for us. http://faithandfear.blogharbor.com/blog/_archives/2006/4/1/1854057.html

It would be great to get Clemens on the Mets.

[Guest Iubitul]

Yes - the Mets are bringing in a new ace - his name is Sidd Finch...

[Guest mlbaseballtalk]

G-Fafif wrote: Bad news, fellow Atlantacolytes: Looks like the Mets are dealing another ace. Oh well, just one less reason to buy playoff tickets come October for us. http://faithandfear.blogharbor.com/blog/_archives/2006/4/1/1854057.html

HA!

Though the funny thing will be during the next week or so, if starters start struggling I guarantee there will be "journalists" in this town trying to make cases for the Mets to take a flyer on Clemens.

Though I'm still waiting for the first Kevin Kiernan column suggesting that the Yanks trade Jeter to the Mets to move ARod back to SS and the Mets (or Yanks if Jeter is traded for Reyes) move Reyes to 2nd.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Iubitul wrote: Yes - the Mets are bringing in a new ace - his name is Sidd Finch...

I read about that here.

[Willets Point]

I will not worship false gods.

[Zvon]

I aint laughin-
this is blasphemy.

Its gonna put the whammy on us, I tell ya.

*Z runs for the exits

[Guest SI Metman]

I drafted Chipper in a fantasy draft today. Lets go Larry!!!

[nymr83]

who the heck did this? you've just put a curse on the entire season and i hold you responsible for all losses!

[metirish]

Very funny, I was like WTF when I signed in...

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Our Chipper
Who art in Turner
Hallowed by thy name
Thy never stop
Thy tomahawk chop
In Hooters as in 7-Eleven
Give us this day our daily thread
And forgive our playoff failures
As we forgive those who playoff against us
And lead us not into frustration
But thrill us like Knevil
For thine is the friggin awesome power of Larry
For ever and ever
Amen.

[MFS62]

We see you smilin� down on us, John Denver

Chipper�s a Country Boy

The player�s name is Larry Jones.
But that�s not how he answers his phone.
His fans tomahawk chop
When he plays at home.
Chipper�s a country boy.

He plays the field
At base number three.
There ain�t too many limbs
on his fam-i-ly tree.
He divorced his wife
For a Hooters� honey.
Chipper�s a country boy.

He ain�t got too many thoughts,
Since his brain is so little.
His hometown folk
Drink moonshine, and whittle.
In New York he�s showered
With beer cans and spittle.
Chipper�s a country boy.

When it comes to hitting,
He�s an extra base socker.
He learned to drive
From teammate John Rocker.
He�s got pictures of trucks
Taped up in his locker.
Chipper�s a country boy.


He started at short,
fielding balls up the middle
While he thought of his farm,
and some new sheep to �diddle�.
He wife thought that was funny,
Since his �bat� is so little.
HEE HAWWWW!
Chipper�s a country boy.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Excellent.

[Zvon]

Johnny Dickshot wrote: Our Chipper Who art in Turner Hallowed by thy name Thy never stop Thy tomahawk chop In Hooters as in 7-Eleven Give us this day our daily thread And forgive our playoff failures As we forgive those who playoff against us And lead us not into frustration But thrill us like Knevil For thine is the friggin awesome power of Larry For ever and ever Amen.

classic,lmao.

[MFS62]

Johnny Dickshot wrote: Excellent.

You ain't bad yourself, JD.

Later

[Frayed Knot]

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