Being Robin Ventura

[Elster88]

I want to play too.


Grand slam single.

Wearing a Piazza jersey and diving around on the tarp in the rain.

Non-Mets: Getting ass kicked by Nolan Ryan.

[Willets Point]

LOBin.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Having at least three Robin Ventura groupies posting at the MOFo.

[Centerfield]

Grand Slam in both games of a double-header.

Responsible for playing LA Woman for the '99 Mets.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

It was the promise of a Robin Ventura Bammer doll that gave MK the incentive for potty training. I always thought that Robin, the father of four, would appreciate that.

[Centerfield]

Poor MK. Strolling through the internet, minding his own business, then BAM. A reference to his potty-training.

I can picture it now. The sing-songy two syllable version of "mom" uttered through gritted teeth. Don't worry MK. My mother still brings up the time I got trapped in "quicksand".

And I'm 31.

[Elster88]

A thread titled "Times Mom Embarrassed Me" would probably be hilarious.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

The kid doesn't look at anything that I don't direct him to.

This should prove that.

[Guest cooby]

I'm going to send him a PM and tell him to look.


Dear MK...

Have you seen what your mother is saying about you now?

You play with dolls!


Love

Cooby

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

They weren't dolls. Bammers were bears -

[Guest MiniKnight]

I'm listening...

Mom, you didn't embarrass me...too much :/

[MFS62]

Its past your bed time.
Go to sleep, kid.

Later

[Guest Edgy DC]

I got toilet trained the same way.